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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited February 2022
    If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

    no more coffee for me, sorry.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,236 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,236 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Today's lesson. Never, under ANY circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    Today's lesson. Never, under ANY circumstances, sleep with someone who's taken a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    :)
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Why don't they just make food stamps edible?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,236 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,236 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    If a clock is still hungry, does it goes back four seconds?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,236 Member
    Dolls looking pretty realistic these days. 🤯

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  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,430 Member
    I find that very pretty and kind of creepy at the same time.
  • Lucifuge15
    Lucifuge15 Posts: 3 Member
    do not touch has to be the worst thing a blind person could read
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,236 Member
    Dolls looking like real people,
    real people trying to look like dolls.
    🤷🏼‍♀️
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,236 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    When you're logging in breakfast calories and the total comes to over 8K. Those decimal points make a difference.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Jeez,, I get no respect... I just installed face recognition on my phone. All it say is "yuk"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    Jeez,, I get no respect... I just installed face recognition on my phone. All it say is "yuk"

    🤣😂 you're such a fibber
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited March 2022
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    Jeez,, I get no respect... I just installed face recognition on my phone. All it say is "yuk"

    🤣😂 you're such a fibber

    see.. this is why I love you baby girl! ❤️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    Jeez,, I get no respect... I just installed face recognition on my phone. All it say is "yuk"

    🤣😂 you're such a fibber

    mmm.. this is why I love you baby girl! ❤️

    🤗🥰
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited March 2022
    Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's

    Will they all fit inside you or are you collecting them in big glass jars of formaldehyde for living room shelf decorations?
  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 13,430 Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's

    22 kidneys seems a bit extreme; 20 sounds more reasonable. 🤔
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    frankwbrown wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's

    22 kidneys seems a bit extreme; 20 sounds more reasonable. 🤔

    too late..i already have 21. Cheers
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Oh that's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. :) Disturbing but so funny.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited March 2022
    I've finally decided to stop procrastinating...starting tomorrow.
  • J_doe
    J_doe Posts: 43 Member
    I passed a nunnery today that was very palatial, I wonder do you have to change religion to become a nun?

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