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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She always eats roast rabbit for dinner on Easter Sunday and tells bad kids it’s the Easter bunny. She thinks it’s hilarious.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She survives on coffee and chewing tobacco
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She photoshops her dimples in because she always wanted to be a Cabbage Patch Doll 😍
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She’s going on an all meat diet for the next three months so she’s looking for a volunteer to take all her candy.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She only accepts friend requests on Tuesdays and Fridays. For those trying to get on this exclusive list…you’re welcome 😏
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    She lives in Alabama and actually does live off chewing tobacco and Pabst Blue Ribbon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His birth name was Annabelle Murkle before the "op" afterwards he changed it to Big Dave..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She once dated Annabelle Murkle and still misses her.
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Has a crush on big dave
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She’s always wanted to live in Antarctica as she adores the snow/cold.
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  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    Has a pet penguin
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    Keeps a very large friend list on MFP
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    Max bicep curl weight is 10lb
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Once had an iguana that could brush its own teeth.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Got kicked out of north pole.. Santa caught her taking selfie in skimpy Santa outfit.. 🤪
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Got copy of said selfie and has been selling them for $3 a pop on the internet 😲
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @lx1x wrote: »
    Got kicked out of north pole.. Santa caught her taking selfie in skimpy Santa outfit.. 🤪

    Like hello, it’s supposed to be a lie!🙄



    One time she 👆got stuck trying out that new pretzel “yoga” pose. They had to take her to emergency, they oiled her up and she even got a free enema because that was the special of the month.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2022
    Has been to emergency everyday this month for "the special" 😆
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's the one giving the said "specials"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Has decided Thursdays are now taco night!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is the Canadian taco eating champion of 2022
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    😏 😘

    Is currently wishing she is Canadian
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    😏 😘

    Is currently wishing she is Canadian

    Its supposed to be a lie 😏🤭
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s more Canadian than Cat will ever be. She currently has her Tim Horton’s coffee and beaver tail. Later she’s gonna have a big plate of poutine and watch the snow from her porch in her bikini.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2022
    Is hanging out for next months ER special.. she on the team that performs prostate exams 😂🤪
    She not medically qualified but likes to help out
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Such a rule follower that she cannot step outside of the crosswalk lines when crossing the street.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s a waitress. Every shift she works, she tells her tables it’s her birthday and that she’s working a double shift!😉💰💰💰
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She’s an aerialist who is afraid of heights!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She runs a Doggie Daycare and feeds them Catnip ... Who knew a dog could hang off a Cat tree upside down in total bliss.

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