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Random Thought For the Day
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I finally went in for my physical. The doctor said... "I have bad news... You have cancer and Alzheimer's". I thought about it for a minute and said "well it could be worse... I could have cancer..."4
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Washboard12 wrote: »@James__Jordan That's great and all but check yourself for 'ticks', bed bugs and fleas. You don't want to get the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣 Crabs. 😂
I did not, in actuality, hook up with anyone last night. Theoretically I maybe could have, tho.... I maybe could have 🤔
I'm a man of bulging ideas not muscles 🤷🏻♂️1 -
...but I tell them anyway.2 -
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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You probably think it’s about you,
you’d be mistaken.
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Subway has this apparently limited edition sweet onion steak teriyaki sandwich but...what's stopping people from just asking for the sweet onion teriyaki sauce on a steak sandwich?0
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Sunsets on Mars appear blue.1
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PimpDecisions wrote: »To all the people who like to say "there are other fish in the sea."
Other fish in the sea:
Idk, the third one is kinda hot, in a "bad boy" kinda way 😏1 -
Your son needs to come and get you.
Still embarrassing yourself creeky.1 -
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Seriously?
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »
Love it!! Probably a good thing my dogs don't talk.1 -
The belly, the butt, the balls………..
Pleeeeeease, cover it up!0 -
It’s so enticing,
but you know that already huh? 😉0 -
Always make love with the lights on... in the dark hand sanitizer and lu*e feel exactly the same.... until they don't!!!
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