What's on your mind?

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  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Should not have passed on the freezer pops when I got groceries- 🤦‍♂️ Lesson learned

    You can open them up, pour in some vodka, and reseal them with a flat iron. js

    🤯 you gots the good luck ideas

    Just make sure you mark them so the kids don’t get tipsy
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 764 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    I'm going to be 40 soon. Most woman dread it but I'm kinda excited. I heard 40 is when you have the best time of your life 😏

    First of all, you look like you’re in your early 30’s. You’re going to rock 40.
    The 40’s were the best years for me. 50’s have been kicking my *kitten*. I’m fighting back tho. ❤️

    You definitely are! Keep making that bombass Lemonade out of those lemons ❤
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 236 Member
    I'm ready for the weekend! It's been a hard week at work. 😢
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 7,264 Member
    The reality of the situation is becoming more and more clear to me.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    I am anticipating an extremely quiet day at work. Does MFP have any suggestions on how to spend 7ish hours in a pleasant, edifying, & somehow productive way within the confines of an office? Thanks in advance
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,725 Member
    I am anticipating an extremely quiet day at work. Does MFP have any suggestions on how to spend 7ish hours in a pleasant, edifying, & somehow productive way within the confines of an office? Thanks in advance

    Flirt, read, make obscene phone calls, get drunk......you might not want my advice. :)
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    I am anticipating an extremely quiet day at work. Does MFP have any suggestions on how to spend 7ish hours in a pleasant, edifying, & somehow productive way within the confines of an office? Thanks in advance

    Flirt, read, make obscene phone calls, get drunk......you might not want my advice. :)

    😂
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,210 Member
    The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.

    Next time you pick up.. fake an accent.. 😂
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.

    Next time you pick up.. fake an accent.. 😂

    ‘Allo? Zees ees zee fronsh bekerie
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 12,748 Member
    The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.

    I do have a name. I know who they’re going to transfer me to.😏
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    Y’all ever use the facilities with the door open when there’s no one else at work? I think I missed the opportunity of a lifetime
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 764 Member
    The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.

    😂 I want to know how this story ends
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.

    😂 I want to know how this story ends

    I feel a little bad because I think I hurt her feelings by not being effusive. And I eventually convinced her that she needed to call another agency
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 6,724 Member
    Y’all ever use the facilities with the door open when there’s no one else at work? I think I missed the opportunity of a lifetime

    I don't think so but I've kept it unlocked.

    BUT...yesterday I made a pit stop at Trader Joe's on my evening walk and had to go to the bathroom. Normally, I just stop off across the street at the Circle K for evening diet coke but was craving egg salad for some reason so decided to see if TJ's had their egg white salad. (They didn't.)

    I THOUGHT I turned the bolt in the bathroom but I guess I didn't cuz I was finishing up and this guy opened the door.

    All he pretty much saw were my thighs and not very sexy undies. :)

    He kept apologizing and I was, "Eh, I have no shame."

    After being startled, that is.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 7,264 Member
    ms3n1dztmasp.gif

    Like repelling magnets.
    That’s what the conversations with my ex have been like lately.
    No matter what either one of us says, the other doesn’t quite agree and it gets tense.
    Time to hang up, talk to you later!
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    Y’all ever use the facilities with the door open when there’s no one else at work? I think I missed the opportunity of a lifetime

    I don't think so but I've kept it unlocked.

    BUT...yesterday I made a pit stop at Trader Joe's on my evening walk and had to go to the bathroom. Normally, I just stop off across the street at the Circle K for evening diet coke but was craving egg salad for some reason so decided to see if TJ's had their egg white salad. (They didn't.)

    I THOUGHT I turned the bolt in the bathroom but I guess I didn't cuz I was finishing up and this guy opened the door.

    All he pretty much saw were my thighs and not very sexy undies. :)

    He kept apologizing and I was, "Eh, I have no shame."

    After being startled, that is.

    Thank you for this ❤️😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 12,748 Member
    How hilarious it is when people think they are being really cute and cryptic. When you know EXACTLY what they are talking about because they are extremely predictable and not at all clever.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 3,937 Member
    Sometimes tour birthday is spent packing boxes cause you got a house as tour birthday gift!

    But then you plan drinks with friends for a couple days later.....and have lots of cake to eat cause this is what your friends brought you