What's on your mind?
Replies
-
twitchymcgee wrote: »I am anticipating an extremely quiet day at work. Does MFP have any suggestions on how to spend 7ish hours in a pleasant, edifying, & somehow productive way within the confines of an office? Thanks in advance
Flirt, read, make obscene phone calls, get drunk......you might not want my advice.3 -
twitchymcgee wrote: »I am anticipating an extremely quiet day at work. Does MFP have any suggestions on how to spend 7ish hours in a pleasant, edifying, & somehow productive way within the confines of an office? Thanks in advance
Flirt, read, make obscene phone calls, get drunk......you might not want my advice.
😂0 -
Current thought- My birthday will probably end up a sad event like last year because despite the deep desire for change my mental health is making everything a huge challenge.
(before anyone tells me the importance of help etc I know, I am getting help.)8 -
The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.2
-
twitchymcgee wrote: »The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.
Next time you pick up.. fake an accent.. 😂1 -
twitchymcgee wrote: »The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.
Next time you pick up.. fake an accent.. 😂
‘Allo? Zees ees zee fronsh bekerie2 -
twitchymcgee wrote: »The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.
I do have a name. I know who they’re going to transfer me to.😏1 -
Y’all ever use the facilities with the door open when there’s no one else at work? I think I missed the opportunity of a lifetime2
-
twitchymcgee wrote: »The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.
😂 I want to know how this story ends1 -
R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »twitchymcgee wrote: »The crazy lady that keeps calling the office thinking she’s going to get someone else on the phone and they keep transferring her to me.
😂 I want to know how this story ends
I feel a little bad because I think I hurt her feelings by not being effusive. And I eventually convinced her that she needed to call another agency0 -
twitchymcgee wrote: »Y’all ever use the facilities with the door open when there’s no one else at work? I think I missed the opportunity of a lifetime
I don't think so but I've kept it unlocked.
BUT...yesterday I made a pit stop at Trader Joe's on my evening walk and had to go to the bathroom. Normally, I just stop off across the street at the Circle K for evening diet coke but was craving egg salad for some reason so decided to see if TJ's had their egg white salad. (They didn't.)
I THOUGHT I turned the bolt in the bathroom but I guess I didn't cuz I was finishing up and this guy opened the door.
All he pretty much saw were my thighs and not very sexy undies.
He kept apologizing and I was, "Eh, I have no shame."
After being startled, that is.4 -
Like repelling magnets.
That’s what the conversations with my ex have been like lately.
No matter what either one of us says, the other doesn’t quite agree and it gets tense.
Time to hang up, talk to you later!0 -
twitchymcgee wrote: »Y’all ever use the facilities with the door open when there’s no one else at work? I think I missed the opportunity of a lifetime
I don't think so but I've kept it unlocked.
BUT...yesterday I made a pit stop at Trader Joe's on my evening walk and had to go to the bathroom. Normally, I just stop off across the street at the Circle K for evening diet coke but was craving egg salad for some reason so decided to see if TJ's had their egg white salad. (They didn't.)
I THOUGHT I turned the bolt in the bathroom but I guess I didn't cuz I was finishing up and this guy opened the door.
All he pretty much saw were my thighs and not very sexy undies.
He kept apologizing and I was, "Eh, I have no shame."
After being startled, that is.
Thank you for this ❤️😂0 -
How hilarious it is when people think they are being really cute and cryptic. When you know EXACTLY what they are talking about because they are extremely predictable and not at all clever.4
-
Sometimes tour birthday is spent packing boxes cause you got a house as tour birthday gift!
But then you plan drinks with friends for a couple days later.....and have lots of cake to eat cause this is what your friends brought you2 -
My epitaph will read "Till death do us cut" because this cut is taking forever bcuz I WANT ALL THE FOODZ2
-
a tornado uprooted a tree in in the cemetery 😬1
-
It's too hot out1
-
My ex’s bad attitude is having a really negative effect on our son.
Son works for his dad so he’s always around his lectures and complaining.
My son told me he was afraid he was becoming like his dad and it is effecting his relationship with his 9yr old son.
Breaks my heart. 💔6 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »My ex’s bad attitude is having a really negative effect on our son.
Son works for his dad so he’s always around his lectures and complaining.
My son told me he was afraid he was becoming like his dad and it is effecting his relationship with his 9yr old son.
Breaks my heart. 💔
At least your son recognizes this. Hopefully he can remedy things2
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391K Introduce Yourself
- 43.4K Getting Started
- 259.6K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.5K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.2K Fitness and Exercise
- 382 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.6K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.1K MyFitnessPal Information
- 22 News and Announcements
- 878 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.2K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions