What's on your mind?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Speaking of heart shaped heinies, There’s a line in 9 1/2 weeks that I always thought it was hilarious because Kim Basinger didn’t actually have any heiney to speak of. There’s nothing wrong with it, we come in all shapes and sizes, but the line just didn’t fit

    I've never taken a look at her behind but now I need to go on incognito at work because of you
    😂 Don’t get caught. And remember that bodies change so you have to look specifically at her tushy in that particular movie

    Got it

    "Kim Basinger's *kitten* 9 1/2 weeks"

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    😂 exactly

  • tumbleweed7834
    tumbleweed7834 Posts: 42 Member
    SLcruz24, how did your colonoscopy go? I had fun preparing for my own scopy. I took a TV dinner stand and game magazines and sat there drinking the stuff and played games while the liquid did it’s thing. The procedure went well too.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Speaking of heart shaped heinies, There’s a line in 9 1/2 weeks that I always thought it was hilarious because Kim Basinger didn’t actually have any heiney to speak of. There’s nothing wrong with it, we come in all shapes and sizes, but the line just didn’t fit

    I've never taken a look at her behind but now I need to go on incognito at work because of you
    😂 Don’t get caught. And remember that bodies change so you have to look specifically at her tushy in that particular movie

    Got it

    "Kim Basinger's *kitten* 9 1/2 weeks"

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    😂 exactly

    I legitimately tried, but it wants me to go to porn sites to view it because google is too much of a prude so FINE


    I'll have to take your word for it
    It’s ok. You’re not missing anything

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    A couple of men I overheard in the weight room before I got my music going. One was explaining “reels” to the other. It was an interesting slice of life
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    A couple of men I overheard in the weight room before I got my music going. One was explaining “reels” to the other. It was an interesting slice of life

    Oh! So they were all up in their reels? Progressive.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    A couple of men I overheard in the weight room before I got my music going. One was explaining “reels” to the other. It was an interesting slice of life

    Oh! So they were all up in their reels? Progressive.

    I couldn’t decide if I wanted to feel derisive or impressed. I decided to go with impressed for my mental health.
  • Namaste_lady
    Namaste_lady Posts: 4 Member
    Wedding in a few days.. I’m trying not to lose my cool.. and it’s not even my wedding 😂
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,741 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Ha! I saw it; went to check to see what kind of ads were in my feed; came back and you'd redacted - all within about 30 seconds.

    😂😂
    Maybe they’re just google ads?? I swear I don’t look up anything!
    Unless it’s in a private browser😂. Jk. Kinda.

    I private browse too!

    Duck duck go is my favorite
    I should’ve kept my browsing private yesterday and I also should’ve closed out my browser. Apparently I suddenly had the need to know why a certain kind of piercing is named after a certain deceased member of a certain royal family. Imagine my surprise this morning when I am in a much less curious frame of mind

    Why must you make me remember things? :)

    I googled it and then went onto fakirs...

    https://reference.com/world-view/male-genital-piercing-called-prince-albert-ba6135db28d6650

    and was reminded of the days when I had somewhat of a social life, we knew this guy who got one and he wasn't shy about showing it off to anyone who wanted to see. He pretty much had showings at 8:00 pm, 10:00 pm, and 12:00 am at a party.
    He was averaged size, btw.

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Ha! I saw it; went to check to see what kind of ads were in my feed; came back and you'd redacted - all within about 30 seconds.

    😂😂
    Maybe they’re just google ads?? I swear I don’t look up anything!
    Unless it’s in a private browser😂. Jk. Kinda.

    I private browse too!

    Duck duck go is my favorite
    I should’ve kept my browsing private yesterday and I also should’ve closed out my browser. Apparently I suddenly had the need to know why a certain kind of piercing is named after a certain deceased member of a certain royal family. Imagine my surprise this morning when I am in a much less curious frame of mind

    Why must you make me remember things? :)

    I googled it and then went onto fakirs...

    https://reference.com/world-view/male-genital-piercing-called-prince-albert-ba6135db28d6650

    and was reminded of the days when I had somewhat of a social life, we knew this guy who got one and he wasn't shy about showing it off to anyone who wanted to see. He pretty much had showings at 8:00 pm, 10:00 pm, and 12:00 am at a party.
    He was averaged size, btw.


    It’s my gift 😂

    And thank you for the information🤣
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,434 Member
    So I have a plate of candy on our kitchen island cause it's a beautiful set of pottery we got in Turkey and cause I like candy. Well the people who saw our house today helped themselves to candy. I'm taking this as a sign they're going to make an offer cause they better
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Ha! I saw it; went to check to see what kind of ads were in my feed; came back and you'd redacted - all within about 30 seconds.

    😂😂
    Maybe they’re just google ads?? I swear I don’t look up anything!
    Unless it’s in a private browser😂. Jk. Kinda.

    I private browse too!

    Duck duck go is my favorite
    I should’ve kept my browsing private yesterday and I also should’ve closed out my browser. Apparently I suddenly had the need to know why a certain kind of piercing is named after a certain deceased member of a certain royal family. Imagine my surprise this morning when I am in a much less curious frame of mind

    Why must you make me remember things? :)

    I googled it and then went onto fakirs...

    https://reference.com/world-view/male-genital-piercing-called-prince-albert-ba6135db28d6650

    and was reminded of the days when I had somewhat of a social life, we knew this guy who got one and he wasn't shy about showing it off to anyone who wanted to see. He pretty much had showings at 8:00 pm, 10:00 pm, and 12:00 am at a party.
    He was averaged size, btw.

    Average like men say they are or the actual average?
    glassyo wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Ha! I saw it; went to check to see what kind of ads were in my feed; came back and you'd redacted - all within about 30 seconds.

    😂😂
    Maybe they’re just google ads?? I swear I don’t look up anything!
    Unless it’s in a private browser😂. Jk. Kinda.

    I private browse too!

    Duck duck go is my favorite
    I should’ve kept my browsing private yesterday and I also should’ve closed out my browser. Apparently I suddenly had the need to know why a certain kind of piercing is named after a certain deceased member of a certain royal family. Imagine my surprise this morning when I am in a much less curious frame of mind

    Why must you make me remember things? :)

    I googled it and then went onto fakirs...

    https://reference.com/world-view/male-genital-piercing-called-prince-albert-ba6135db28d6650

    and was reminded of the days when I had somewhat of a social life, we knew this guy who got one and he wasn't shy about showing it off to anyone who wanted to see. He pretty much had showings at 8:00 pm, 10:00 pm, and 12:00 am at a party.
    He was averaged size, btw.


    It’s my gift 😂


    And thank you for the information🤣


    And fun fact, a long time ago I tried to actually look this guy up because for some reason we were talking about him at work, and when I googled this huge photo of something highly inappropriate for work popped up and we all saw it and collectively went 😳

    Literal lol 🤣
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I’m leaving work in five minutes. Do I leave my bag of peaches at work and eat them tomorrow and bring the rest home tomorrow or do I bring the whole bag home now?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited August 2022
    I’m leaving work in five minutes. Do I leave my bag of peaches at work and eat them tomorrow and bring the rest home tomorrow or do I bring the whole bag home now?

    I’m taking my peaches home and the gavones who live there are probably going to demolish them
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,741 Member
    Average like men say they are or the actual average?

    It's been a while. Is 10" average these days?

    *looks into camera* He was, in fact. not 10".




  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited August 2022
    ❤️
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Midnight cycling is almost meditative
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,741 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    Someone keeps taking our Wall Street Journals at work and I kind of want to leave a note on one of them offering up a piece of candy as well.

    Disclaimer: It's not someone who works here.

    Totally did it.

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,773 Member
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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    How I’ve made my sabbath a true rest. I appreciate me.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    You only get 16 great loves in your life. Make the most of them.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    You only get 16 great loves in your life. Make the most of them.

    16??? I'm only on # 6!?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    You only get 16 great loves in your life. Make the most of them.

    16??? I'm only on # 6!?

    Pace yourself
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    You only get 16 great loves in your life. Make the most of them.

    16??? I'm only on # 6!?

    Pace yourself

    I better slow my roll...who will be # 7 though🤔🤔🤔
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    My oldest child who shares my fondness for fitness has decided that this is how we’ll work out during camping. The godball of fitness. Also every time I call it a cube my youngest mutters “dodecahedron.”00h9wjuoe226.jpeg
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    My oldest child who shares my fondness for fitness has decided that this is how we’ll work out during camping. The godball of fitness. Also every time I call it a cube my youngest mutters “dodecahedron.”00h9wjuoe226.jpeg

    I love this! It's a great idea ❤
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Since we’re sort of on the subject
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,773 Member
    I love coffee.
    Hot coffee.
    I just don’t get the cold coffee craze.
    I love coffee flavored ice cream, etc. but coffee over ice, ewww.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I love coffee.
    Hot coffee.
    I just don’t get the cold coffee craze.
    I love coffee flavored ice cream, etc. but coffee over ice, ewww.
    I could change your mind
  • safcmdo5269
    safcmdo5269 Posts: 30 Member
    If I stepped on a piece of Lego and an upturned plug at the same time with bare feet, would my nose fall off?
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
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    So im thinking i may just have 2 more additions to my kitty family.