Random Thought For the Day
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.
Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet
I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that
Nothing can hide my tittiesexcept that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?
I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus
The one good thing they've done
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.
Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet
I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that
Nothing can hide my tittiesexcept that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?
I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus
The one good thing they've done
@Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2
The OG love match1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.
Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet
I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that
Nothing can hide my tittiesexcept that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?
I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus
The one good thing they've done
@Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2
The OG love match
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.
Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet
I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that
Nothing can hide my tittiesexcept that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?
I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus
The one good thing they've done
@Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2
The OG love match
He plays hard to get these days 🤷♂️
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.
Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet
I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that
Nothing can hide my tittiesexcept that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?
I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus
The one good thing they've done
@Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2
The OG love match
See, this is one I could get behind0 -
When I was born the doctor didn’t assign my gender, he just wrote it down.
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living alone in a cabin in the woods as old but wise spinster witch is easier than doing 100 squats a day2
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »living alone in a cabin in the woods as old but wise spinster witch is easier than doing 100 squats a day
People can call you and old crone too, and who wouldn't love that nickname
“if you go too deep in the woods, watch out for old crone emengarde! she be gatherin mushrooms for her medicinals this time of year and she dont take kindly to strangers ☠️“3 -
I think it’s cool that my son was able to trace back my dad’s side of the family to the 1400s in Scotland.
He did it all without paying any websites.
He’s really good at that sort of thing.1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks0 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂0 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain3 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces
4 products min including preventative retinol ever since i was 252 -
Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
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Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
i hugged this but i dont like it one bit
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ermengarde22 wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
i hugged this but i dont like it one bit
Staying hydrated is important for both physical AND mental health1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
I don't know what those words mean0 -
Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
I don't know what those words mean
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
I don't know what those words mean
Oh, a squirt gun0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
I don't know what those words mean
Oh, a squirt gun
But hands free
This is the important part. In addition to the hot & cold running water
It’s basically a butt sink0 -
Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
I don't know what those words mean
Oh, a squirt gun
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Reckoner67_again wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks
😂 I mean, this might be true too
I stand by those skidmarks
Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
i hugged this but i dont like it one bit
Staying hydrated is important for both physical AND mental health
i already have a high level fear that a snake is going to come up through the pipes and bite me on the kitten so unexpected bidet i would probably scream and pass the *kitten* out
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces
4 products min including preventative retinol ever since i was 25
You get a thumbs up from me
I think ATM I use three in the morning and then five at night
this makes me miss that makeup/product thread0 -
ButterMeMuffi[quote= wrote:Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces
I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »piggy_smalls wrote: »ButterMeMuffi[quote= wrote:Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces
I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊
Okay but you're missing out on the super soft, touchable skin that could be yours
Which sounds kinda silence of the lambs-y, but you know what I'm saying
Kinda?!
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »piggy_smalls wrote: »ButterMeMuffi[quote= wrote:Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces
I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊
Okay but you're missing out on the super soft, touchable skin that could be yours
Which sounds kinda silence of the lambs-y, but you know what I'm saying
Kinda?!
Just call me Mrs Gein
Yikes!0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »piggy_smalls wrote: »ButterMeMuffi[quote= wrote:Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces
I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊
Okay but you're missing out on the super soft, touchable skin that could be yours
Which sounds kinda silence of the lambs-y, but you know what I'm saying
Kinda?!
Just call me Mrs Gein
Ed was just eccentric and misunderstood
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Sometimes something happens, and you think you know what's going on, and you tell yourself all sorts of things to make it make sense and just when you're all settled life comes along and says "Hey remember that thing? Here's how you were WRONG WRONG WRONG"2
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