Random Thought For the Day

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.

    Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet

    I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that

    Nothing can hide my titties
    except that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
    That’s kitten kitten kitten

    Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?

    I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus

    The one good thing they've done
    Oh I’m sure there’s more than just that. Think of all the love matches
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    edited September 2022
    Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.

    Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet

    I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that

    Nothing can hide my titties
    except that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
    That’s kitten kitten kitten

    Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?

    I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus

    The one good thing they've done
    Oh I’m sure there’s more than just that. Think of all the love matches

    @Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2

    The OG love match
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.

    Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet

    I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that

    Nothing can hide my titties
    except that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
    That’s kitten kitten kitten

    Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?

    I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus

    The one good thing they've done
    Oh I’m sure there’s more than just that. Think of all the love matches

    @Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2

    The OG love match
    Ok yeah. That was pretty sweet

  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,499 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.

    Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet

    I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that

    Nothing can hide my titties
    except that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
    That’s kitten kitten kitten

    Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?

    I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus

    The one good thing they've done
    Oh I’m sure there’s more than just that. Think of all the love matches

    @Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2


    The OG love match

    He plays hard to get these days 🤷‍♂️

  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Rompers are so awkward to wear when you need to go to the washroom.

    Especially when you're in public and the stall has a gap so anyone can see that yes you are, in fact, sitting titties out on the toilet

    I think I remember when MFP used to kitten words like that

    Nothing can hide my titties
    except that's not true, they're small and are easily hidden
    That’s kitten kitten kitten

    Speaking of kitten, why was that word chosen? I would've done something like $!#&, or maybe kitten was supposed to be kind of funny?

    I think one year, maybe on April fools Day, they changed it to asparagus

    The one good thing they've done
    Oh I’m sure there’s more than just that. Think of all the love matches

    @Deadman_Diggingup @kinetixtrainer2

    The OG love match

    See, this is one I could get behind

    :smirk:
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    When I was born the doctor didn’t assign my gender, he just wrote it down.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    living alone in a cabin in the woods as old but wise spinster witch is easier than doing 100 squats a day
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    living alone in a cabin in the woods as old but wise spinster witch is easier than doing 100 squats a day

    People can call you and old crone too, and who wouldn't love that nickname

    “if you go too deep in the woods, watch out for old crone emengarde! she be gatherin mushrooms for her medicinals this time of year and she dont take kindly to strangers ☠️“
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,765 Member
    I think it’s cool that my son was able to trace back my dad’s side of the family to the 1400s in Scotland.
    He did it all without paying any websites.
    He’s really good at that sort of thing.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
    no.
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    4 products min including preventative retinol ever since i was 25
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain

    i hugged this but i dont like it one bit
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain

    i hugged this but i dont like it one bit

    Staying hydrated is important for both physical AND mental health
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

    Oh, a squirt gun
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

    Oh, a squirt gun

    But hands free

    This is the important part. In addition to the hot & cold running water

    It’s basically a butt sink
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

    Oh, a squirt gun

    😑
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain

    i hugged this but i dont like it one bit

    Staying hydrated is important for both physical AND mental health

    i already have a high level fear that a snake is going to come up through the pipes and bite me on the kitten so unexpected bidet i would probably scream and pass the *kitten* out

  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    4 products min including preventative retinol ever since i was 25

    You get a thumbs up from me

    I think ATM I use three in the morning and then five at night

    this makes me miss that makeup/product thread
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,773 Member
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊

    Okay but you're missing out on the super soft, touchable skin that could be yours




    Which sounds kinda silence of the lambs-y, but you know what I'm saying

    Kinda?!

  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊

    Okay but you're missing out on the super soft, touchable skin that could be yours




    Which sounds kinda silence of the lambs-y, but you know what I'm saying

    Kinda?!

    Just call me Mrs Gein

    Yikes!
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,500 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊

    Okay but you're missing out on the super soft, touchable skin that could be yours




    Which sounds kinda silence of the lambs-y, but you know what I'm saying

    Kinda?!

    Just call me Mrs Gein

    Ed was just eccentric and misunderstood

  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    Sometimes something happens, and you think you know what's going on, and you tell yourself all sorts of things to make it make sense and just when you're all settled life comes along and says "Hey remember that thing? Here's how you were WRONG WRONG WRONG"