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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    living alone in a cabin in the woods as old but wise spinster witch is easier than doing 100 squats a day
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    living alone in a cabin in the woods as old but wise spinster witch is easier than doing 100 squats a day

    People can call you and old crone too, and who wouldn't love that nickname

    “if you go too deep in the woods, watch out for old crone emengarde! she be gatherin mushrooms for her medicinals this time of year and she dont take kindly to strangers ☠️“
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,013 Member
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    I think it’s cool that my son was able to trace back my dad’s side of the family to the 1400s in Scotland.
    He did it all without paying any websites.
    He’s really good at that sort of thing.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂
    no.
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    4 products min including preventative retinol ever since i was 25
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
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    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain

    i hugged this but i dont like it one bit
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain

    i hugged this but i dont like it one bit

    Staying hydrated is important for both physical AND mental health
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

    Oh, a squirt gun
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

    Oh, a squirt gun

    But hands free

    This is the important part. In addition to the hot & cold running water

    It’s basically a butt sink
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain
    I really want the separate commode

    I don't know what those words mean
    It’s a separate toilet looking thingy that shoots water at your fiddly bits

    Oh, a squirt gun

    😑
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    Reckoner67_again wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their butt cracks

    😂 I mean, this might be true too

    I stand by those skidmarks

    Does owning a bidet and owning a single retinol product make me less make somehow?! 😂

    Bidets are awesome, a few bucks on Amazon and some minor plumbing and BOOM you have your own water fountain

    i hugged this but i dont like it one bit

    Staying hydrated is important for both physical AND mental health

    i already have a high level fear that a snake is going to come up through the pipes and bite me on the kitten so unexpected bidet i would probably scream and pass the *kitten* out

  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    4 products min including preventative retinol ever since i was 25

    You get a thumbs up from me

    I think ATM I use three in the morning and then five at night

    this makes me miss that makeup/product thread
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,712 Member
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    ButterMeMuffi[quote= wrote:
    Thinking about how I have a multi-step skin care routine for both morning and night while the men I know barely even wash their faces

    I just use a bit of my beard conditioner. No sense spending money on face wash when nobody sees it anyway. 😊

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