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Still thisCoffeeNstilettos wrote: »I'm not cut out to wear heels🥴
This again and apparently I am not cut out to wear skirts either because I never rember to keep my legs closed 😆 can't wait to get out of this skirt suit and go put on yoga pants and chucks😅3 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »When I was a teenager I spoke to this guy online who tried to convince me that:
1. He lost his virginity to one of the girls in t.a.T.u
2. He lost said virginity in the Kremlin
Well traveled fella sounds like1 -
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆1 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆
Even Fabio could get this joke0 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »
I live a couple of hours from Stonehenge, in the 50s and 60s you used to be able to just walk up to it and my dad and his friends would play on it.
Kinda sad, it's closed off now - but that's probably for the best, would get tagged these days.1 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆
Even Fabio could get this joke
I know, I'm super dumb and didn't get it. I also have no sense of humor.
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.CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆
Even Fabio could get this joke
I know, I'm super dumb and didn't get it. I also have no sense of humor.
My grandma is dead and you still have to talk to her, so I guess we're even.0 -
.CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆
Even Fabio could get this joke
I know, I'm super dumb and didn't get it. I also have no sense of humor.
My grandma is dead and you still have to talk to her, so I guess we're even.
Sounds good to moi, see ya✌️🤣
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: ».CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆
Even Fabio could get this joke
I know, I'm super dumb and didn't get it. I also have no sense of humor.
My grandma is dead and you still have to talk to her, so I guess we're even.
Sounds good to moi, see ya✌️🤣
Right in the lunch box?!
What did I ever do to deserve such?0 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: ».CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆
Even Fabio could get this joke
I know, I'm super dumb and didn't get it. I also have no sense of humor.
My grandma is dead and you still have to talk to her, so I guess we're even.
Sounds good to moi, see ya✌️🤣
Right in the lunch box?!
What did I ever do to deserve such?
I had a brief mood swing, I take it back.
Is this better?😆0 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: ».CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »honey_honey_12 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
🤭😂 exactly what it looks like,
a butter Stonehenge.
My son sent me that, it is so dumb that you didn’t get it.
You’re too smart for my lowbrow humor! 🤣
I have to admit that I looked at it longer than I should have, I removed my contacts earlier and my glasses are in my vehicle 😂😆
Even Fabio could get this joke
I know, I'm super dumb and didn't get it. I also have no sense of humor.
My grandma is dead and you still have to talk to her, so I guess we're even.
Sounds good to moi, see ya✌️🤣
Right in the lunch box?!
What did I ever do to deserve such?
I had a brief mood swing, I take it back.
Is this better?😆
No, but yes.
I mean I'm still offended, still getting knocked in the lunch box, butt also distracted. I'm a simple man. :ohwell:0 -
It’s kinda like that Star Trek episode,
the OG not the new crap.
I’m in a room full of people but to them I’m just a slight buzz they barely hear.1 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »It’s kinda like that Star Trek episode,
the OG not the new crap.
I’m in a room full of people but to them I’m just a slight buzz they barely hear.
I feel this deep in my soul.1 -
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i’m bored and want to get into trouble but also sleepy2
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FYI: best headbands for the gym that actually work and stay on are Gymwraps. So expensive. Stupid expensive. But worth it. And have been holding up for a long time. Only the tie on ones, I heard the other ones suck. Have you tried the Nike tie ones? They are horrible. I haven’t tried too many because a friend recommended these and they were the best.3
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