We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    She forbid me from going to Starbucks 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She was always flying off to Vegas. So much so I am certain I was her side chick.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
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    She always complained about being my side chick. I told she was lije the wing to my breast😁
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    😂

    She pretended to use the Ikea show room toilets while groaning “don’t eat the meatballs” to all that passed by 😳
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited March 2023
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    Mellow Yellow was my beverage of choice while hers was Clearly Canadian…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
    edited March 2023
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    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Mellow Yellow was my beverage of choice while hers was Clearly Canadian…
    🤣v He was very witty and thought I couldn't keep up
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She was on to me and could no longer tolerate my intolerance…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
    edited March 2023
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    He was intolerant of all my travel for work
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited March 2023
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    Uv my: manny gramatical errers, partikularlee…speling and punktuashun”
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Even our computer’s spell check broken up with him 🤯
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she did like my vinyl record collection, she was unimpressed with my flip-phone, VHS movie collection and 8-track music collection…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
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    I kept changing the topic of conversation on him; it got too confusing
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She folded me into a pretzel in her suitcase next to her hard boiled eggs 😵
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,701 Member
    edited March 2023
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    She ate all the snacks in my luggage and replaced them with boxes of Mr. Noodles and Pink Candy popcorn
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Often (and apparently too often for her), my bedroom voice was Max Headroom…
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
    edited March 2023
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    He didn’t like that I referred to him as my roommate with benefits. I am confused..isn’t that what marriage is called these days??!!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
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    She was always confused. She claimed she didn't remember ever being in a relationship with me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I couldn't take all the protein she made me eat 😔 I wasn't allowed any carbs at all 🥺 I gave her up for a loaf of bread basically 😂
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    She didn't like that I kept disappearing for months at a time B)
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    She didn't like I could shoot better then her 🤣🤣

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