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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    😂

    She pretended to use the Ikea show room toilets while groaning “don’t eat the meatballs” to all that passed by 😳
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2023
    Mellow Yellow was my beverage of choice while hers was Clearly Canadian…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,473 Member
    edited March 2023
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Mellow Yellow was my beverage of choice while hers was Clearly Canadian…
    🤣v He was very witty and thought I couldn't keep up
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She was on to me and could no longer tolerate my intolerance…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,473 Member
    edited March 2023
    He was intolerant of all my travel for work
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2023
    Uv my: manny gramatical errers, partikularlee…speling and punktuashun”
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Even our computer’s spell check broken up with him 🤯
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although she did like my vinyl record collection, she was unimpressed with my flip-phone, VHS movie collection and 8-track music collection…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,473 Member
    I kept changing the topic of conversation on him; it got too confusing
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She folded me into a pretzel in her suitcase next to her hard boiled eggs 😵
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,473 Member
    edited March 2023
    She ate all the snacks in my luggage and replaced them with boxes of Mr. Noodles and Pink Candy popcorn
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Often (and apparently too often for her), my bedroom voice was Max Headroom…
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    edited March 2023
    He didn’t like that I referred to him as my roommate with benefits. I am confused..isn’t that what marriage is called these days??!!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    She was always confused. She claimed she didn't remember ever being in a relationship with me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I couldn't take all the protein she made me eat 😔 I wasn't allowed any carbs at all 🥺 I gave her up for a loaf of bread basically 😂
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    She didn't like that I kept disappearing for months at a time B)
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She didn't like I could shoot better then her 🤣🤣
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,473 Member
    edited March 2023
    He didn't like that I could shoot better than he could🤣🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    My bad shooting ended in tragedy. 😬 May you all keep my love in your hearts 😭
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Her love was spread to many.
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 139 Member
    She only wanted to sleep on waterbeds but they make me nauseous.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    My nightly cup of water in bed made her nauseous.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She said she needed something stronger than water to get into bed with me. 😑
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,473 Member
    edited March 2023
    She went to jail for an "accidental" shooting and we drifted apart
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although she didn’t mind that I talked in my sleep, it was my inability to respond to her questions that bothered her…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,473 Member
    I didn't mind him talking in his sleep... it was the sawing logs I couldn't deal with...
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    She didn't like my logs😒
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She wouldn't roll me over when I started sawing logs.
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    For our anniversary he brought me a huge flower wreath that said, Rest In Peace Martha? What! That’s not even my name.🙄
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    She wouldn't stay out of my dress up closet. She lost all my favorite cat ears.

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