We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    She couldn't appreciate gifts. The cow pattern jumpsuit was adorable on you
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,835 Member
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    She called me a cow in front of our friends 😭
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    She wanted to join that cult where everyone identifies as farm animals 👀
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,835 Member
    edited May 2023
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    She didn't know the difference between having fun and being mean
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    Every time we went to the comedy lounge she’d heckle the comedians🤦‍♀️
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    She wouldn't let me pursue my career as a heckler
  • WTRWLKR2016
    WTRWLKR2016 Posts: 124 Member
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    Because she was a doorknob (everybody gets a turn)
  • WTRWLKR2016
    WTRWLKR2016 Posts: 124 Member
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    She did not appreciate my underwater basket weaving skills
  • WTRWLKR2016
    WTRWLKR2016 Posts: 124 Member
    edited May 2023
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    I found out she drinks Bud Light...
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    He only messaged himself and kept me out of the loop
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited May 2023
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    My introvertness annoyed her as well as my tendency to make up words…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,835 Member
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    He was too much a man of mystery. Wouldn't show me his face 🤷‍♀️
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
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    He kept disappearing
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,835 Member
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    I was annoyed she couldn't get my pronouns right
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I refused to conform to the grammatically correct pronunciations of any word that contained silent letters. No letters should be silent…
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    He barbecued Pork Chop, my guinea pig!😢
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
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    Her nickname for me was Pork Chop.
  • DianaDumbbells
    DianaDumbbells Posts: 438 Member
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    She hated that I called her Pork Chop…but that’s because she ate pork chops for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. 🤢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I did not meet her needs physically, emotionally, intellectually nor spiritually. And I often spoke in the 3rd person, too…
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    He was from a different planet and his parents did not approve of me. They said Galactica, his ex, was the one!✨👽💞💍👽✨

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