We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    She kept getting herself into sticky situations she could not get out of
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She would put ranch dressing on everything....the final straw was when she added it to my hot fudge sundae
  • lislisa123
    lislisa123 Posts: 595 Member
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    He hated cats
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
    edited September 2023
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    She had too many cats 😺😸😼😽🙀
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She said I was “too much Cat” for her 🤨
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She disapproved of my rotary phone, VCR collection and my brand new Sony Walkman…
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    An 80's man in a 2020 world...he still had a floppy disk
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,839 Member
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    Our relationship was filled with too much innuendo
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited September 2023
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    My pet fish told me to
  • lislisa123
    lislisa123 Posts: 595 Member
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    He had a secret family.
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
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    She didn’t like it when I referred to the large collection of animals on my ranch as family.
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,108 Member
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    Because I didn't want to muck out stalls, and he said EVERYTHING had to be branded. 😳🤣
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
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    She said she'd rather go the the train station than brand one more little goat.
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,108 Member
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    Because I've used a forge, and he was jealous of my welding skills, but I just couldn't brand or butcher animals, and I refused to be branded myself. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She refused to use her welding skills to make me a custom smiling goat brooch.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    He was obsessed with costume jewelry
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He used incorrect pronouns and even made up some of his own
  • Cajunbby93
    Cajunbby93 Posts: 125 Member
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    She didn’t me.
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    They hit me with a pot
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She threatened to turn me in over my special garden...

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