We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,644 Member
    She disapproved of my rotary phone, VCR collection and my brand new Sony Walkman…
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    An 80's man in a 2020 world...he still had a floppy disk
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,994 Member
    Our relationship was filled with too much innuendo
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    edited September 2023
    My pet fish told me to
  • lislisa123
    lislisa123 Posts: 905 Member
    He had a secret family.
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    She didn’t like it when I referred to the large collection of animals on my ranch as family.
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,162 Member
    Because I didn't want to muck out stalls, and he said EVERYTHING had to be branded. 😳🤣
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    She said she'd rather go the the train station than brand one more little goat.
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,162 Member
    Because I've used a forge, and he was jealous of my welding skills, but I just couldn't brand or butcher animals, and I refused to be branded myself. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,184 Member
    She refused to use her welding skills to make me a custom smiling goat brooch.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    He was obsessed with costume jewelry
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He used incorrect pronouns and even made up some of his own
  • Cajunbby93
    Cajunbby93 Posts: 125 Member
    She didn’t me.
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    They hit me with a pot
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She threatened to turn me in over my special garden...
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    Lol they have a "special garden"
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,184 Member
    She gifted me brownies with ingredients from her "special garden" when I told her I was trying to lose 10 pounds.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,644 Member
    My parallel parking skills were inadequate…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,994 Member
    He wouldn't let me drive his truck
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She always seemed to doubt our relationship. It was like there was always a big question mark over her head anytime we were together.
  • Cajunbby93
    Cajunbby93 Posts: 125 Member
    Because I had an ✨attitude✨
    I call it a dazzling personality but if you can’t handle me, just say that. 💁🏻‍♀️🤣
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,184 Member
    She would only listen to Bjork...nothing else ever!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,994 Member
    Wouldn't share her oatmeal
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    It was against the rules to date a prison guard....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He got lost at sea 😔
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    She didn't want to live on a tropical island...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    His tropical island was a piece of cardboard in a kiddie pool.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,184 Member
    She was too high maintenance..
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    All I will say is ... banana pudding
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,184 Member
    Whenever I tried to discuss issues in our relationship, he would put his hands over his ears and say ..banana pudding over and over!

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