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I just found out Hungry Girl, Lisa Lillen, is married to Dan Schneider. She needs to go down.0
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Self care: sleeping when I need to sleep, eating when I need to eat, toileting when I need to...you get it. It's not a bubble bath or some arbitrary beauty regimen. It is taking the time to meet my own needs in the moment.3
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Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"0 -
Conversation- it do be a lost art3
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Alinouveau2 wrote: »
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Alinouveau2 wrote: »
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Maybe I talk a lot and attract talkers but on our road trip we visited friends and spent ages just talking. I can have conversations with people in grocery stores or on the street. People always talk about keeping your eyes down and not engaging with people, I think therein lies the issue. Be open to welcoming people and conversation won't be a lost art1 -
Alinouveau2 wrote: »Alinouveau2 wrote: »
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Maybe I talk a lot and attract talkers but on our road trip we visited friends and spent ages just talking. I can have conversations with people in grocery stores or on the street. People always talk about keeping your eyes down and not engaging with people, I think therein lies the issue. Be open to welcoming people and conversation won't be a lost art
Good advice0 -
😂 this place is brokener & brokener1
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »😂 this place is brokener & brokener
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?0 -
hi im new here been lurking for years finally posted a pic of me nice too meet you guys.2
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Thanks this website and community is amazing wish you well on your fitness journey too.0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
Right??? Sleep when they're awake so you can miss all that work.
Jk1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
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___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
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your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites0 -
That and fifty cents will get me on the subway. (I'm so old I remember subway tokens.)0
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »That and fifty cents will get me on the subway. (I'm so old I remember subway tokens.)
You gotta quarter? I gotta call my mom1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »That and fifty cents will get me on the subway. (I'm so old I remember subway tokens.)
You gotta quarter? I gotta call my mom
Here's a dime, call someone who cares
Or
Drop a dime on him
(So old!)
What's the four one one?1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart
Or how about this euphemism for an abuser: "he's a little free with his hands."0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart
Or how about this euphemism for an abuser: "he's a little free with his hands."
Shut the door - we ain’t cooling the outside
Your daddy wasn’t a widow maker - get out from front of the tv
Go change the channel
Oh I was fit to be tied
I’m Sweatin like a *kitten* In church
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »___Soundwave___ wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weird things grownups used to say:
"because y is a crooked letter"
"If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle"
"funny uncle"
"Sleep when the baby sleeps"
“It’s hotter than a sheriffs pistol”
“Fair to midland”
I think it's "fair to middlin'" which is still pretty weird.
I love these. Got any more?
Cut the power on.
I'm fixing to leave. I'll be there directly.
I'm mashing the button but it don't work.
Not that coke. The other coke. The sprite.
It might could rain. But again it could be blowing up a storm.
<-Well I'm fine as frogs hair.
->Must be nice. I'm tolerable well.
He's in tall cotton. I'm broke as the ten commandments.
❤️😂❤️😂 these are so good
_______________________________
your *** is grass and I'm the lawnmower
Cruisin for a bruisin
Real as a three dollar bill
I'll give you something to cry about
One lies and the other swears to it
Dry it up
I reckon so
Chit or get off the pot
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Gotta piss like a Russian race horse
After a fashion
Oooooohhhh a couple of those are old favorites
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Wake up boy - you’re not gonna sleep the day away
Colder than a witches tit
Up chit creek without a paddle
Strong as an ox and almost as smart
Or how about this euphemism for an abuser: "he's a little free with his hands."
Shut the door - we ain’t cooling the outside
Your daddy wasn’t a widow maker - get out from front of the tv
Go change the channel
Oh I was fit to be tied
I’m Sweatin like a *kitten* In church
The last time I heard that I was riding my dinosaur
Oh &
Money doesn't grow on trees
AND
What comes around goes around & payback is a *kitten*1
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