We broke up because...

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  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    We just did..... It broke me
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Her broken heart from the last relationship could not be healed
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,175 Member
    edited April 6
    Our BFF necklaces could never be joined again because we live too far apart and neither of us likes to drive.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    She drove me crazy with her whining about distance
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    Hoax.. says it all really 🤷🏻‍♀️🥹
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    She talked WAY too much
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,175 Member
    She didn't like that I was on the phone all day. It's my job! 🥲
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    She worked too much
  • Leo_King84
    Leo_King84 Posts: 246 Member
    They where always playing practical jokes.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    He didn't think I was funny
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    "Hiking" trips always resulted in oops I got lost and ended up at my exs
  • Leo_King84
    Leo_King84 Posts: 246 Member
    Kept stealing all my protein powder.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,175 Member
    His idea of taking me out to dinner was a hike and sharing a thermos of Huel, a pea powder drink.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    There was always a strange powder under her nose.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Thought that chopping trees was a great date night
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
    I didn’t provide enough protein 🥴
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Found out she eats caterpillars
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Their legs were just too fuzzy
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Very hazy...daily. hazy on everything...what do you want!?
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    edited April 12
    Serious weed problem
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,175 Member
    Didn't like my philosophy of native plants instead of a traditional lawn..
  • Yourmomsproblem
    Yourmomsproblem Posts: 144 Member
    The native plants in Louisiana were too much for a native plant bed.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    My mom thought you were the problem
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,175 Member
    My mom likes her more than she likes me..they always make plans to go hang out together and leave me out.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Never hangs up her clothes
  • Yourmomsproblem
    Yourmomsproblem Posts: 144 Member
    Plays to many jokes.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Always forgets to give me an O
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    🎵 Stood on the cliffside
    Screaming “give me a reason” 🎵

    And they pushed me off of it 😑
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    🎵 Stood on the cliffside
    Screaming “give me a reason” 🎵

    Love it!

    She was always in a murderous rage
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    she smacked me with her flip-flop after she caught me wearing them to walk to the mailbox. BUT, that's not why i broke up with her. I mean think about it.. i could wear her flip-flops. She's got man feet!!!

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