We broke up because...

Hoax89 · April 17

Cat0703a wrote: »

🎵 Stood on the cliffside
Screaming “give me a reason” 🎵

Love it!

She was always in a murderous rage

maplesyrupandchicken · April 18

she smacked me with her flip-flop after she caught me wearing them to walk to the mailbox. BUT, that's not why i broke up with her. I mean think about it.. i could wear her flip-flops. She's got man feet!!!

AdahPotatah2024 · April 18

He gave me pink flip flops for Christmas 4 sizes too big!

Leo_King84 · April 18

Everytime I asked them if they where hungry they'd tell me no, that they'd just had a potato

Hoax89 · April 18

His bizarre fantasy about Mr. Potato Head was just too much for me

sr2587 · April 19

She told me to stay off this thread

Yourmomsproblem · April 19

I was was crazy.

maplesyrupandchicken · April 19

She got all weird because i tried to suck on her toes

AdahPotatah2024 · April 19

The way he ate his chicken wings grossed me out.

RenewedCleaningServices · April 19

I felt judged everytime I ate chicken wings

Megan_smartiepants1970 · April 19

I will never judge him ...love the way he eats his chicken wings though

Leo_King84 · April 19

She burnt my chicken wings.

Megan_smartiepants1970 · April 19

I have never burnt your chicken wings LOL

AdahPotatah2024 · April 19

She did so burn the chicken wings...I'll never forgive her. 🥲

PlentyofProtein00 · April 22

Couldn't let go of anything

Hoax89 · April 22

She dropped my hand when we were out walking

maplesyrupandchicken · April 22

Had sweaty hands

Cat0703a · April 22

Had sticky hands 😖

PlentyofProtein00 · April 22

Nicknamed sticky fingers...now my wallet and car keys are missing

Hoax89 · April 22

Totally absentminded

We broke up because...

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