We broke up because...

AdahPotatah2024 · April 18

He gave me pink flip flops for Christmas 4 sizes too big!

Leo_King84 · April 18

Everytime I asked them if they where hungry they'd tell me no, that they'd just had a potato

Hoax89 · April 18

His bizarre fantasy about Mr. Potato Head was just too much for me

sr2587 · April 19

She told me to stay off this thread

Yourmomsproblem · April 19

I was was crazy.

maplesyrupandchicken · April 19

She got all weird because i tried to suck on her toes

AdahPotatah2024 · April 19

The way he ate his chicken wings grossed me out.

RenewedCleaningServices · April 19

I felt judged everytime I ate chicken wings

Megan_smartiepants1970 · April 19

I will never judge him ...love the way he eats his chicken wings though

Leo_King84 · April 19

She burnt my chicken wings.

Megan_smartiepants1970 · April 19

I have never burnt your chicken wings LOL

AdahPotatah2024 · April 19

She did so burn the chicken wings...I'll never forgive her. 🥲

PlentyofProtein00 · April 22

Couldn't let go of anything

Hoax89 · April 22

She dropped my hand when we were out walking

maplesyrupandchicken · April 22

Had sweaty hands

Cat0703a · April 22

Had sticky hands 😖

PlentyofProtein00 · April 22

Nicknamed sticky fingers...now my wallet and car keys are missing

Hoax89 · April 22

Totally absentminded

AdahPotatah2024 · April 23

..I forget why.

maplesyrupandchicken · April 23

Always judging people

AdahPotatah2024 · April 23

He wouldn't admit he was a IFTJ when I did his personality test, and broke up with me.

PlentyofProtein00 · April 23

I was always absent in their mind. Never thought of me once

Hoax89 · April 23

Always had to be the center of attention.

Megan_smartiepants1970 · April 23

Always ignoring me

maplesyrupandchicken · April 24

too needy

AdahPotatah2024 · April 24

He preferred to maintain a protective “body bubble” of space about 4 feet in diameter around him when he interacted with strangers or casual acquaintances..and 6 feet when we were together.

maplesyrupandchicken · April 25

She was always trying to bust my bubble. And, when she referred to my "body bubble" i read it as "body double" and it just annoyed me. AND, if she wasn't so impatient.. i planned to one day let her inside the 6 feet boundary. But whatever.

AdahPotatah2024 · April 25

We eerily kept choosing the same color clothes on the same days, and he accused me of trying to be his body double!🤣

maplesyrupandchicken · April 25

Well... when she grew the beard and kept saying we are twinsies, that was enough for me.

Hoax89 · April 25

Only wanted me to be their beard

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