We broke up because...

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  • Leo_King84
    Leo_King84 Posts: 245 Member
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    They where always playing practical jokes.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 157 Member
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    He didn't think I was funny
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    "Hiking" trips always resulted in oops I got lost and ended up at my exs
  • Leo_King84
    Leo_King84 Posts: 245 Member
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    Kept stealing all my protein powder.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,001 Member
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    His idea of taking me out to dinner was a hike and sharing a thermos of Huel, a pea powder drink.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 157 Member
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    There was always a strange powder under her nose.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Thought that chopping trees was a great date night
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
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    I didn’t provide enough protein 🥴
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Found out she eats caterpillars
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 157 Member
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    Their legs were just too fuzzy
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Very hazy...daily. hazy on everything...what do you want!?
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 157 Member
    edited April 12
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    Serious weed problem
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,001 Member
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    Didn't like my philosophy of native plants instead of a traditional lawn..
  • Yourmomsproblem
    Yourmomsproblem Posts: 80 Member
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    The native plants in Louisiana were too much for a native plant bed.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    My mom thought you were the problem
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,001 Member
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    My mom likes her more than she likes me..they always make plans to go hang out together and leave me out.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 157 Member
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    Never hangs up her clothes
  • Yourmomsproblem
    Yourmomsproblem Posts: 80 Member
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    Plays to many jokes.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 157 Member
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    Always forgets to give me an O
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    🎵 Stood on the cliffside
    Screaming “give me a reason” 🎵

    And they pushed me off of it 😑

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