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  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 67 Member
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    Couldn't take her anywhere at night because she was scared of ghosts.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    He'd wear his favorite 70s style white suit and white hat whenever we went out...😬
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 67 Member
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    She kept trying to talk me into wearing all black like i was Johnny Cash or something
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 206 Member
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    Would only call me Sue
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 67 Member
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    Was always making me Walk The Line and threatening to send me to Folsom Prison
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Our last date was so bad. He took me out to a really expensive restaurant, "forgot" his wallet, and told me he'd give me cash later. Then, drove me to a karaoke bar, and said very seductively, "Here's your Cash, babe..." and sang the Johnny Cash version of Hurt....
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,018 Member
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    Was overly obsessed with Johnny Cash. Threatened to set a Ring of Fire around the house so I couldn't leave
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 206 Member
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    Our intimate time left me with a ring of fire (too much? Lol)
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,018 Member
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    Hoax89 wrote: »
    Our intimate time left me with a ring of fire (too much? Lol)
    😳
  • Yourmomsproblem
    Yourmomsproblem Posts: 116 Member
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    She told me she didn't like salsa.
    Joking or not. I couldn't finish our date. Chips and salsa are important.
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    I couldn't deal with her only eating jarred salsa instead of the real stuff...deal-breaker!😋
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 206 Member
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    Spent too much time in the kitchen and not enough time with me
  • RenewedCleaningServices
    RenewedCleaningServices Posts: 42 Member
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    We never really talked
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    His idea of talking was texting while "netflixing"
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,018 Member
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    Kept changing the Netflix password without telling me
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    she was obsessed with the pimple popper reality show on netflix!
  • Yourmomsproblem
    Yourmomsproblem Posts: 116 Member
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    Didn't like my Spotify playlists
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Got mad because I replaced her digital music thing in the car with a record player...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 67 Member
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    She kept a toy in the car she called her "digital music thing"

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