We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    Lucky Charms, you say? Who spread these broken up rumors! We’re very happily still together. Pass the cereal my love 🥣
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    She lured me in with a cute Irish accent..and then I found out she was really born in Alabama.
  • sysjcz8m7q
    sysjcz8m7q Posts: 1 Member
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    He was an Auburn fan…
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
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    She wasn't a redhead
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    She had a Lucille Ball obsession!
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 90 Member
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    She was constantly singing "you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille"
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
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    Didn't like my singing
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,562 Member
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    Their singing ruptured my ear drum and broke my favourite wine glasses.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 90 Member
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    She always added a "u" after "o" in some words.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,366 Member
    edited May 21
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    Anaya made fun of my Canadian friends
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,366 Member
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    cmsienk wrote: »
    Anaya made fun of my Canadian friends
    (Ugh... too early here...) ALWAYS made fun of my Canadian friends
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 90 Member
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    Thinks faster than she types
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,366 Member
    edited May 26
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    He disappeared a couple of times... was never sure he was coming back
  • SuperSassySometimesSexySixty
    SuperSassySometimesSexySixty Posts: 46 Member
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    I disappeared for two years and returned a new person...name and all 😋
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,562 Member
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    She was just too fabulously sexy for me!!

    Are you who I think you are, @SuperSassySometimesSexySixty??? 🤗
  • SuperSassySometimesSexySixty
    SuperSassySometimesSexySixty Posts: 46 Member
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    She wasn't sure I was "The One" 😢

    Howdy stranger!! 👋 😀
    Great to see you're still here 🤗💖
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,562 Member
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    She lied about her age!! There was no way she was sixty…she didn’t look a day over 42!!! What else could she be lying about??

    I’ll probably be here forever 😂 Welcome back, lovely!!
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    She had secret potions to being immortal, but wouldn't share...
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
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    Was a real witch
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,562 Member
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    For the last time, it was a natural remedy!!! 😤
    Apparently, a little eye of newt made into a tea to prevent inflammation makes one “a real witch” these days.

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