We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She has new bf.. Pedro. 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was obsessed with toys and not the good kind 😞
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Says the woman with special room for hers. 🤔



    😂
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He was scared of my…playroom 😝
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,273 Member
    She didn't include Paperboy or Dig Dug in her home 80s inspired arcade room...just had a bunch of fighting and racing games.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Was stuck in the past
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Acted like she wasn't stuck in the past but kept reminding me of everything i ever did wrong
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    Never owned up to doing anything wrong
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Her eyes are still dilated and she can't see that i do no wrong
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 2,273 Member
    He analyzed how much my eyes dilated when I talked to other men...
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She dilated to 10cm after talking to another man
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He didn’t really understand how the birds and the bees thing worked. Insisted that words would cause pregnancy. Therefore didn’t speak a word to me.
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She wouldn't let me talk dirty to her and she kept wanting to explain the birds and the bees. I know all about bees!!!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Basically babbled ‘bout bees bossily
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    She was always speaking in alliteration. Literally lost love lickety-split.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    Kept using words like "lickety-split" and "tarnation". I was beginning to think he was much older than he said he was
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Heavens to Betsy she was a cougar. I kept hoping she'd simmer down with all that young'n courtin she was a doin.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    Was very unimaginative when it came to verbal sparring. When he said, "I'm rubber, you're glue..." I knew it was over
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She used crazy glue instead of massage oil when I asked for a back rub. Once the doctors separated us, I was out of there!!
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    The Dr ignored all HIPPA laws and told me that he had to separate her and @csmienk. I think they were pretty stuck on each other so.. I had to let her go
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    Was just too jealous of my friends
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I questioned her loyalty when she invited men she met on the internet to Starbucks yet refused to get me their autograph!! ✍🏻 📕
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    edited June 5
    (Oh, that's a good one!) 🤣

    She refused to just book a flight and join me on one of my many trips to Vegas ✈️ 😁
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She only ever wanted to see me in Vegas…knowing that I dislike crowds, lights, and noise
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Kept trying to get me to marry her in Vegas
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    His job as an Elvis Impersonator in Vegas kept him too busy to spend any time with me
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She couldn’t just say “thank you” it had to be followed with a “thank you very much”
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    One time I told her I was breaking up with her just to scare her into loyalty. Then she went philandering all over the place. I’m not sure if it’s her playful way or getting back at me or…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was into mixed tapes, mixed drinks, and mixed messages
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,902 Member
    She made me a mixed tape of break up songs. No mixed message there...

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