We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Was too nosey
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    He kept putting plastic surgery ads around every mirror in my house...when I asked why, he told me I was too nosey.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She snooped in my dream journal and found out I didn’t find her very dreamy 🫣
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    Her dream journal revealed that we both were dreaming about the same guy, and not each other. 😬
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 221 Member
    Wouldn't try a threesome
  • mp092405
    mp092405 Posts: 21 Member
    Only wanted to walk in the foggy woods I was scared 😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    They were a scaredy cat and call me selfish but I prefer to be the only Cat in the relationship
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    Left both of them after he tried to make us dress up as catwomen and communicate in meows ....she didn't seem to mind.
  • BrattySnowWhite
    BrattySnowWhite Posts: 8 Member
    He played with his videos games more than me!
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    We were in a relationship with the same guy. 🤪
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was always off dating guys 😫
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    She didn't support my new career as an archeologist.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was always digging up the past 😉
  • BrattySnowWhite
    BrattySnowWhite Posts: 8 Member
    She didn’t have the right equipment
  • 22DuathlonDon
    22DuathlonDon Posts: 9 Member
    She never returned my texts/calls......
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    He got my phone # confused my best friend's #!
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Was too jealous of me trying to be friends with her bf
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    edited July 2024
    His idea of being friends was a bit different than mine. No spending the night in a hotel room alone with my best friend, please!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t appreciate my frugality on overnight trips. Halfsies = more money for her romance novel addiction
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    She called my archeology research paper a romance novel.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    Of my inability to live in the present moment. I was often consumed by the past and overly prepared for the future…
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    He dressed only in 1940s clothes, which I liked, but he spent all his time building a nuclear fallout shelter...and then started hiding out in there for weeks at a time.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    She was unimpressed with my flip phone, my stereo with turntable/8-track player and my VHS collection of Late Night with David Letterman episodes…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,403 Member
    edited July 2024
    He preferred watching his VHS collection of Late Night with David Letterman episodes to spending time with me
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    Disagreement about toilet paper - I was team “over” and she was team “under”…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,403 Member
    He spread lies about me - the toilet paper always goes over
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    She is a guerilla TPer..wanted in 14 states for vandalism. It all started when I replaced it wrong in her toilet paper holder. She TPed my house in revenge, and had so much fun, she now does it to random houses wherever she travels!!!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,403 Member
    She had me confused with @Watching_The_Wheels. He is the guerilla TPer. I couldn't handle her not being able to tell us apart
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,335 Member
    She got all wrapped up with another guerilla TPer, literally. When I went outside they had accidently wrapped themselves around the tree with toilet paper!
  • maplesyrupandchicken
    maplesyrupandchicken Posts: 92 Member
    Had a weird TP fetish.. i just can't deal with it

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