Dear stupid girls

Oh oh im getting tag teamed now.........but I rather it be 2 chicks!

We love you! I was just kidding :P

I knew all along you wanted a piece of this action.......................:devil:

Question is...can you handle the legendary big brown meat love hammer!?!??!!

Dear butt nazi,

Get laid.

Okay Moofy - you got me there, that made me LOL and I'm at work too.


Dear Avalonis,

I'm not a Teddy Bear I'm the f***ing Pope. Anymore of that sunshine and I'll send the Swiss Guard round to excommunicate you. Capice ?

Nah, in this post I just made you gay is all! :P

Crap! It was a trap!

Take evasive action!

I'm annoyed with my boyfriend. He made a new friend Via online, Which is fine i make random friends too. But I saw her facebook, Complete and utter Slut. Huge cleavage shot, has 3 children and only 19, All different fathers. Charming.
And maybe the fact he has a picture of some chick's *kitten* on his cell.

Dear wonderful husband,

I know you've been putting in long hours at work due to projects and that you had to go in to the office over the weekend. But did you forget that I work outside of the home too? That I have to pick up the kids at my PSYCHOTIC mother's house and deal with her s@%$, prepare/make dinner, entertain said children, do baths and (if you're not home) put both of them to bed which is a monumental chore at times. And I still find the little bit of energy to TRY to do a load of dishes, load of laundry, fold some of the million and one clothes that somehow stay in the dryer until the next load is ready to go in and then just get dumped in a basket for the laundry fairies to fold (meaning ME). Then you come home, have dinner waiting for you and then you collapse on the couch without even asking if I need help or picking up any of the gazillion toys that the dual hurricanes threw all over the living room because YOU'RE too tired. What the H@#$ do you think I am?!?!?! I am NOT a domestic diva and since I am a working parent too I expect an equal partnership in this keeping the house up thing!!!!!!!

Thanks I needed that.

BEERRUNNER is the Mofo that stole my binoculars

Dear Female Stalkers,

I live @: 555 My Address, My City, America F#%k Yeah!!!

Please feel free to stop by with any questions you may have about fitness, life, love, this thread, or anything else of importance in your life.

~Signed,

Not Beerrunner ( Just messing with you )

DEAR GUYS WHO KEEP ASKING ME IF YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO "BREAK" IN MY NEW BODY AFTER MY SURGERIES...
YOU DIDN'T DO IT WELL ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME, WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU A SHOT ONCE I'M HAPPY WITH MY BODY?
DUMB QUESTION

Wow! Really? Glad you're turning them down!

Dear wonderful husband,

I know you've been putting in long hours at work due to projects and that you had to go in to the office over the weekend. But did you forget that I work outside of the home too? That I have to pick up the kids at my PSYCHOTIC mother's house and deal with her s@%$, prepare/make dinner, entertain said children, do baths and (if you're not home) put both of them to bed which is a monumental chore at times. And I still find the little bit of energy to TRY to do a load of dishes, load of laundry, fold some of the million and one clothes that somehow stay in the dryer until the next load is ready to go in and then just get dumped in a basket for the laundry fairies to fold (meaning ME). Then you come home, have dinner waiting for you and then you collapse on the couch without even asking if I need help or picking up any of the gazillion toys that the dual hurricanes threw all over the living room because YOU'RE too tired. What the H@#$ do you think I am?!?!?! I am NOT a domestic diva and since I am a working parent too I expect an equal partnership in this keeping the house up thing!!!!!!!

Thanks I needed that.

My husband travels for work off and on. I could've wrote this ^^^^ Same exact thing. We may have to summon the energy for an *kitten* whooping!

my boyfriend used to work at grocery store and like everytime i'd go there this girl cashier would come saunter over to my boyfriend and talk to him giggle like a hyena and like flirt-slap him.

He didnt realize she was flirting with him, but I did and it just ticked me off.

Dear wonderful husband,

I know you've been putting in long hours at work due to projects and that you had to go in to the office over the weekend. But did you forget that I work outside of the home too? That I have to pick up the kids at my PSYCHOTIC mother's house and deal with her s@%$, prepare/make dinner, entertain said children, do baths and (if you're not home) put both of them to bed which is a monumental chore at times. And I still find the little bit of energy to TRY to do a load of dishes, load of laundry, fold some of the million and one clothes that somehow stay in the dryer until the next load is ready to go in and then just get dumped in a basket for the laundry fairies to fold (meaning ME). Then you come home, have dinner waiting for you and then you collapse on the couch without even asking if I need help or picking up any of the gazillion toys that the dual hurricanes threw all over the living room because YOU'RE too tired. What the H@#$ do you think I am?!?!?! I am NOT a domestic diva and since I am a working parent too I expect an equal partnership in this keeping the house up thing!!!!!!!

Thanks I needed that.

My husband travels for work off and on. I could've wrote this ^^^^ Same exact thing. We may have to summon the energy for an *kitten* whooping!

I could have wrote this too. My boyfriend just started a new job working 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, and he's been doing the exact the same thing. We have a two year old together who is a big handful, and after me being up with him all day and evening, i just want two seconds to relax and i cant even have that. It's like can't you just ask if i need anything for once?