Embarrasing couple behavior

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  • 2Bgoddess
    2Bgoddess Posts: 1,096 Member
    many many many things...since we've been together for 24 years...

    we still hold hands

    we jump out of nowhere and "BOO!" each other. (and the kids)

    we sometimes quote southpark. We very often quote Star Trek :tongue:

    just for fun we purposely talk so that there is a double meaning, if people pay attention they will realize just how twisted our minds are.

    and of course finishing each others sentences or freaking each other out by suddenly talking about the exact thing the other was just thinking about.
  • SarahMorganP
    SarahMorganP Posts: 921 Member
    We say "hi" to each other all day long. We will be sitting next to each other watching an hour tv show and say "hi" to each other 5 times during the show. We just say "hi" at random times all the time. Everyone around us thinks we are nuts. I'm not sure why we do it, but it just happens. :tongue:
  • Britt2Fitjrny
    Britt2Fitjrny Posts: 558 Member
    My man doesn't like his nipples touched "because it feels weird" so I like to give him tittie twisters when he's not paying attention. haha It's never a hard twist…. unless he's being mean. :laugh:

    We also will take each other’s noses (You know where you stick your thumb in between your pointer and middle finger with a closed fist) and do something mean with them like pretend to spit on them or wipe our butts with it or throw them out of the car window. haha

    WOW WE ARE WIERD!! .....but i love him and our little jokes. :heart: :happy:
  • nikkih_89
    nikkih_89 Posts: 27 Member
    Sometimes when my boyfriend and I go out I will text him saying I found his number in the ladies bathroom and ask him if he is free later. I like to sing karaoke and he prefers to play pool which are held in two different rooms at the bar we go to. Sometimes we meet up at the bar coincidentally and well start flirting with each other asking if one another has a significant other. He usually says yes and tries to steal a kiss from me anyways because she ran to the bathroom. It's kind of fun!!
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    It's embarrassing when couples won't do anything alone. My roommate is like this and it's pathetic.
  • aethompson5507
    aethompson5507 Posts: 251 Member
    We argue about who loves the other more....daily. And I probably tell my husband I love him like 100 times a day...and we have been married 7 1/2 years. I hope our odd behavior never changes ;)

    Yep, this. And we've been married for almost 5 years. :)
    Same here :p
  • daffodilsoup
    daffodilsoup Posts: 1,972 Member
    Curt and I have to always be touching - if we're grocery shopping, in the car, whatever - we have to be holding hands or link pinkies or something or it makes us uncomfortable.
  • Rukadare
    Rukadare Posts: 101 Member
    My boyfriend and I are "same side seaters". Haha! Good way to put it. As for why...well, we were eating out early on in our relationship, sitting across from each other, and we were in a nice cafe with a fire right next us; you know all cozy and cuddly like? And we just looked at each other and we both were like, "We're too far apart :(". Haha! Like, I just always want to be next to him and feel him. It's not a needy thing or anything, we just really love to be touching? >.> So yeah! From then on, if we can, we sit next to each other instead of across from each other. :)

    It's so funny..there have been times when we've gone out to eat, we'll sit across from each other not realizing it, and then a couple minutes in, we'll look at each other, notice is, and then immediately get up and sit next to each other. Hahaha xD <3
  • schnugglebug
    schnugglebug Posts: 330 Member
    we are always murrrowing at each other... like we talk in a cat language is really weird
    we are even wondering if we might accidentally say our wedding vows in murrow... lol no one would understand us but each other lol

    WEIRD!
  • brokenartist
    brokenartist Posts: 52 Member
    We like to randomly say things to people at the grocery store like "She likes to have sex with fish" or "He beats me with a clown shoe" and keep walking. We hold each others hand in the car or walking...143 and 832 are our codes for I love you and I love you 2 and we text type FB that to each other. My goal is to make my kids uncomfortable as teenagers with our open affection, because as they get older they will see that open and public affection is a thing we need more of in our society.
  • Mybabie
    Mybabie Posts: 239
    My husband & I are also high five people, plus we are always holding hands, if one of us is going the other derection in a store we kiss each other first. 7yrs married this Dec. Dated for about 10yrs. :smile:
  • DisneyAddictRW
    DisneyAddictRW Posts: 800 Member
    My hubby and I give each other crap all the time! We have a blast. Sometimes the tellers at Walmart look at us as if we're nuts. Even if we are 30 sometimes we act like 16 yr old kids in high school. It keeps us young and honestly we don't really fight. Just get on each others nerves once n awhile but I'm blessed! 11 years we've been married and I looking forward to growing old with him!
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    We've been known to hold hands and skip in public but mostly it's to get our teens back for the toddler years. :D
  • fatgirlzrule2
    fatgirlzrule2 Posts: 162 Member
    We quote movies and t.v. shows ALL THE TIME. We also add in our own little things about each other into regular songs. When one of us leaves for work or whatever, we do "I love you" in sign language. We say 'I Love You' all the time throughout the day, and we've been married 10 years, and I have been his "Sexymamajama" even longer. :heart:
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    My wife and I are the couple who (generally) order the same meals as each other whenever we go out to eat. It's usually not intentional, we just have similar tastes and wants... Our first date was exactly this way... I called her a biter and we've been doing it ever since :)

    We usually pick the two things off the menu we like and then share some of it.

    We also use 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' to make decisions. No big life changing decisions, but if we aren't in agreement on something, we 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' and the person who loses has to abide by the decision and not complain.

    Oh, and we have a game that if we recognise a character from a TV show from another show, and can prove it using IMDB then we get a point.

    We don't add points, or use them for anything....
  • kellzyeah
    kellzyeah Posts: 17
    When someone else is coming towards us in a store aisle, I like to expel silent farts and then walk away suddenly, leaving her as the assumed guilty party.

    My husband has done this to me more than once!
  • oftheearth
    oftheearth Posts: 104 Member
    I realized this last weekend. We're the couple that high fives eachother.

    Yep, that's us.


    Spill your weird couple things.

    We don't have any public things, but we do this weird thing when we find our feet or hands tangled together in bed where we "clap", each using one appendage...it's great fun! We joke about doing it at a public event someday instead of clapping seperately.
  • branflake5
    branflake5 Posts: 332
    We have a silly thing that we do in public....
    One of us will out of the blue do a full side face lick on the other one. LOL Yeah I know its gross, but it is also silly, ppl look at us like we are crazy, we are usually dying laughing about it, and we are just silly like that. It's kind of like our own 'tag your it' battle!!
    Yeah we are goofy...lol

    LMAO my fiance does this to me he calls them puppy kisses!! He also gives me vacuum kisses, which is where he suction kisses my cheek. He gives me "dry williams" which is a wet willie without the spit lol. He enjoys trying to aggravate me, but I secretly love it:)
  • coloradocuppiecake
    coloradocuppiecake Posts: 129
    We argue about who loves the other more....daily. And I probably tell my husband I love him like 100 times a day...and we have been married 7 1/2 years. I hope our odd behavior never changes ;)

    Yep, this. And we've been married for almost 5 years. :)
    We do that. And we finally found a way to solve it. We fight for who's day it is to love more. We shared Thanksgiving and today is his day.
  • Howbouto
    Howbouto Posts: 2,121 Member
    My friends tease me that my husband are made for each other because we will mimimic odd sounds back and forth. The sad thing is that we will do it for hours especially in the car. Its not something we plan but we build off of each other.
  • _CowgirlUp_
    _CowgirlUp_ Posts: 585 Member
    At restaurants or bars we play "whats their story".

    Oh my gosh! We do this too!! LOL :laugh:
  • sal22408
    sal22408 Posts: 90
    wow. im jealous :(
    Ive been married 22 years and we dont do any of these things. ...maybe tonight when he gets home ill slap him on his *kitten* and ask how his flight was? *sighs*
  • ChshireKat
    ChshireKat Posts: 117
    We say "hi" to each other all day long. We will be sitting next to each other watching an hour tv show and say "hi" to each other 5 times during the show. We just say "hi" at random times all the time. Everyone around us thinks we are nuts. I'm not sure why we do it, but it just happens. :tongue:

    I do this too with my boyfriend; along with the answer to the random "what?", I can no longer say "nothing", early on he asked me to say "I'm beautiful" so now it has become a habit, I have to catch myself replying that way to my family.
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    We fist bump, we don't high five. My boyfriend isn't overly affectionate but he will grab my @ss in public to get a reaction from me. I do the sneaky silent farts and walk away, very funny.

    We also people watch and make up stories about their lives.
  • Maryfullofgrace
    Maryfullofgrace Posts: 342 Member
    When we are about to eat, we "clink" forks or spoons before we start eating, like how some folks clink glasses together before a drink.
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