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MFP = fitness website or dating website lol

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  • 6heatherb6
    6heatherb6 Posts: 469 Member
    Hell, I thought it was a pet store....
    I'm with you big fella!!
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

    Only if you wear that bacon bra ;)

    I would marry the chick in my pic just because of the bacon bra
  • REBEE17
    REBEE17 Posts: 101 Member

    False alarm. I thought it was an anaconda, but once I took off my glasses, I realized twas merely a tadpole. Apparently the man can't tell his amphibians from his reptiles. :yawn:

    OMG! I lost it. Tears..tears...
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
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    :love: I agree, hubby better watch for all those guys with hot pics and never what to meet in person :laugh:

    Your hubby is jealous too?

    :embarassed: I don't have a hubby. I like women all the way everyday :happy:

    Thanks for the much needed clarification hahaha
    :blushing:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Hell, I thought it was a pet store....
    I'm with you big fella!!


    I'm ALL woman!!! Rawr!
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    I would like to thank you all for giving me a good laugh this afternoon, it was needed.

    ~wanders off muttering about always being the wallflower~
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
    :laugh:
    Hell, I thought it was a pet store....

    It isn't?! ...So the one-eyed snake that some guy wanted to show me in private the other day wasn't... I think I need to sit down.

    Now that's funny, not the guy telling you, but really thinking it was a snake. Was it a garden or anacanda?

    Oh my! Good question - I'd like to know as well, and then send me his screen name if anaconda. :laugh:

    False alarm. I thought it was an anaconda, but once I took off my glasses, I realized twas merely a tadpole. Apparently the man can't tell his amphibians from his reptiles. :yawn:

    Soon to be a guy that has all his hot lady friends delete him due to his shortcumings. :tongue:
  • REBEE17
    REBEE17 Posts: 101 Member
    I'm new to the forums (and to MFP itself- about a month in) and you guys are hysterical!

    Thanks for making my afternoon.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? oh wait... this is a fitness site. I've got some Sugar-Free Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

    HAHA awesome
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
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    :love: I agree, hubby better watch for all those guys with hot pics and never what to meet in person :laugh:

    Your hubby is jealous too?

    :embarassed: I don't have a hubby. I like women all the way everyday :happy:

    Thanks for the much needed clarification hahaha
    :blushing:

    I know my chest has gotten bigger and fuller and rounder and there is no hair there, but yep all guy parts. :happy:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Dear ladies of MFP...

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  • Fit4Kateri
    Fit4Kateri Posts: 81 Member
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

    Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    This thread is monopolizing my time... must.... work....
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
    :laugh:
    Dear ladies of MFP...

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    Just been waiting for that since I read the first one. Classic
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

    I see what you did there.
  • nopeekiepeekie
    nopeekiepeekie Posts: 338 Member
    This thread is monopolizing my time... must.... work....

    i have the same problem, but since it's my day off ..... must.... work...... out....!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:



    Ok loved this.
    Honestly whats the harm in flirting. Im single so no one's gonna get upset with me. Just remeber its all in good fun :drinker:
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

    Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
    "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
  • JHolder1979
    JHolder1979 Posts: 7
    So there I was looking from a distance.. Just watching the moisture slide down those elegant curves... I knew right then I had to have some.... Wait this is still AA right? Lol
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? oh wait... this is a fitness site. I've got some Sugar-Free Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

    ^this. *gigglesnort*
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

    Yup. But I got the recipe on MFP so it's all good - logged it and made sure to drink some extra water to account for the sodium intake.
  • NeshBeMe
    NeshBeMe Posts: 148 Member
    Who said you can't get healthy AND meet the love of your life at the same time? Anything's possible, right?? lol
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???

    lol
    This is my new MFP dating profile about me section:

    I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???

    lol
    This is my new MFP dating profile about me section:

    I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

    Think it will work? If not I might have to bust out some cheesy pick up lines.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member

    I am married, please promise not to flirt with me. We must only talk about the weather and rainbows. LMAO

    How YOU doin'? didja see that rainbow last week?

    lol.
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    <<<<<<<< going through this thread adding every girl that thinks this is a dating site....... :flowerforyou:

    This cracks me up!
  • lniffa
    lniffa Posts: 675 Member
    Dear ladies of MFP...

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    Nothin, just having some misohorny soup. I had to use it, was freaking hilarious!!!
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???

    lol
    This is my new MFP dating profile about me section:

    I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

    Think it will work? If not I might have to bust out some cheesy pick up lines.

    Dude, cheesy pick up lines always rock!
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