MFP = fitness website or dating website lol
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Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:
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Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???
lolThis is my new MFP dating profile about me section:
I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Think it will work? If not I might have to bust out some cheesy pick up lines.
love this >>> But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know0 -
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....0 -
what's it matter... We'll work it off... <wink wink>
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....0 -
what's it matter... We'll work it off... <wink wink>
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....
*Sets up tripod and camera* I like where this is going....0 -
Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???
lolThis is my new MFP dating profile about me section:
I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Think it will work? If not I might have to bust out some cheesy pick up lines.
Dude, cheesy pick up lines always rock!
lol I don't know if they're appropriate for the forum0 -
I'm with you big fella!!Hell, I thought it was a pet store....
I'm ALL woman!!! Rawr!
:flowerforyou: Why hid behind a cute doggy. You are all women :happy:0 -
Here Kitty! Kitty!.....:o)0
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Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".
HA HA HA HA HA!!! This is priceless.0 -
Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Hey, Krull .......... nice family Christmas photo!
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0 -
what's it matter... We'll work it off... <wink wink>
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....
Well in that case let me get my HRM on so I can properly log my calories.0 -
what's it matter... We'll work it off... <wink wink>
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....
Well in that case let me get my HRM on so I can properly log my calories.
Good idea - MFP is notoriously over on its estimates.0 -
We won best family photo last year. my mom is really proud of this one. We do this every year but this is the best one. Thank you for the compliment. Most people laugh and make comment without understanding.Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Hey, Krull .......... nice family Christmas photo!
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0 -
what's it matter... We'll work it off... <wink wink>
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....
Well in that case let me get my HRM on so I can properly log my calories.
Good idea - MFP is notoriously over on its estimates.
Evidently so is the guy wanting to show people his anaconda0 -
what's it matter... We'll work it off... <wink wink>
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....
*Sets up tripod and camera* I like where this is going....
I scene when to 2 MFP get together on a date. No I am not texting, I am logging my food and later I will be logging my cardio :laugh:0 -
what's it matter... We'll work it off... <wink wink>
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
Depends on how many calories are in said drink....
Well in that case let me get my HRM on so I can properly log my calories.
Good idea - MFP is notoriously over on its estimates.
Evidently so is the guy wanting to show people his anaconda
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: So funny... can't breathe...0 -
:noway:Did someone jsut declare open season????? I'm going mans huntin' !!!!
Lol "kill the wabbit..."
If it's done right you don't need the "wabbit"
And this brings us to WNM's Unintentionally Pervy Quote Of the Week.
:ohwell:
Nothing better than slipping it in there by accident0 -
Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???
lolThis is my new MFP dating profile about me section:
I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Think it will work? If not I might have to bust out some cheesy pick up lines.
Dude, cheesy pick up lines always rock!
lol I don't know if they're appropriate for the forum
Eh, appropriate shmappropriate!
Oh wait though, this thread is too entertaining to be locked!!!0 -
lol! I agree with thisUrm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".0 -
I'm with you big fella!!Hell, I thought it was a pet store....
I'm ALL woman!!! Rawr!
:flowerforyou: Why hid behind a cute doggy. You are all women :happy:
I had just changed out my picture to my pup, then was called a dude for the 2nd time, so I changed it back...0 -
Nothing better than slipping it in there by accident
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what resulted in my birth.0 -
I'm with you big fella!!Hell, I thought it was a pet store....
I'm ALL woman!!! Rawr!
:flowerforyou: Why hid behind a cute doggy. You are all women :happy:
I had just changed out my picture to my pup, then was called a dude for the 2nd time, so I changed it back...
Ah! you feel for the classic line of "Keeping calling her a dude until she post her real pic of her" But is this the real you or a pic that you found googling hot chicks pic on google :happy:0 -
Neither...it's a place to get my snark on and talk about wine!
Exactly!! :laugh:0 -
We won best family photo last year. my mom is really proud of this one. We do this every year but this is the best one. Thank you for the compliment. Most people laugh and make comment without understanding.
Hey, Krull .......... nice family Christmas photo!
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
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I'm a little curious about the new kid in the back, though.....................I don't remember him from last year!
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Ah! you feel for the classic line of "Keeping calling her a dude until she post her real pic of her" But is this the real you or a pic that you found googling hot chicks pic on google :happy:
hahaha, check my pics out and you be the judge. Why would I want to be anyone else? I keep everything real.0 -
Nothing better than slipping it in there by accident
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what resulted in my birth.
anytime that's happened with me it's resulted in the woman sounding like flipper "eh uh, eh uh, eh uh" and there's your sodomy joke of the day *rimshot* who wants some cake?0 -
Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".
Your wife and I should have coffee some time ... that's fricking hilarious!!! :laugh:0 -
a place for me to see free pics of hot chicks in their underwear so what kind of site would you call it
this is funny but true, some girls on here need to cover up a lil and have some class. sorry don't want to offend anyone but its one thing to post progress pics and one thing to post slutty pics. just saying.
I agree... it's kind of trashy!0 -
I will gladly take any unwanted sexual advances.
Me too, because I'm married. LOL. I would love a little flirtations, because I'm sure that it is motivating. Anyone willing to flirt, please friend me. This has to be the best post of the day and I'm not finished reading everything.0 -
Nothing better than slipping it in there by accident
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what resulted in my birth.
anytime that's happened with me it's resulted in the woman sounding like flipper "eh uh, eh uh, eh uh" and there's your sodomy joke of the day *rimshot* who wants some cake?
I don't take cake from men who make women scream like flipper. XD0
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