MFP = fitness website or dating website lol

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  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
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    It's more like:

    "Hi, I'm a curvy, yet health-minded woman looking for a man who likes LONG walks, maybe some weight lifting, who enjoys really healthy meals, and who won't think I'm OCD because I'm frantically scribbling down every bite I eat, and who has some concept of calories counts for most restaurant foods. I also enjoy action films (you burn more calories watching them, right?), browsing for skinny clothes, and checking in at MFP frequently."

    It's a good think my DH fits this profile :happy:
  • PrincessEliNa
    PrincessEliNa Posts: 524 Member
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    This isn't Facebook?

    Don't worry, I get confused about this too.

    CannibalisticVegetarian likes this.

    sooo....being a cannibalistic vegetarian means you're a vegetable, right?

    Oh geez, out of al the amusing comments on this thread, yours was the one that actually made me "laugh out loud"...
    "A vegetable -Lol-"
    :noway: Okay, going to bed now, and will hopefully wake up with an awesome-er sense of humour.
  • fitzie63
    fitzie63 Posts: 508 Member
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    Keep lookin' :) you might just find the love of your life and woman of your dreams all rolled into one. Good luck!
  • bigdawg025
    bigdawg025 Posts: 774 Member
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    Too many threads like this... argh.
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
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    It's a dating site. I'm working on collecting a harem of beautiful ladies. The men on my friend's list are there so nobody gets suspicious.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    It's a dating site. I'm working on collecting a harem of beautiful ladies. The men on my friend's list are there so nobody gets suspicious.

    I KNEW there was something about you I liked.
  • paxetamore
    paxetamore Posts: 399 Member
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    Hey ladies :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
    (failed attempt to hit on you lol)

    Oooo flowers for me, you are smooth :wink:
  • tish30930
    tish30930 Posts: 77 Member
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    This is why my profile picture is incognito!

    PS: There's a profile picture of a guy on here that I keep seeing, and everytime I do, I keep thinking he's doing something else besides taking a picture of his awesome pecs and abs!!!! It should be rated at least "R"!!!!!!
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    its friday! let's start this bad boy back up! LOL :bigsmile:
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    Hello,

    I am a curvy 5'6" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good wine and long walks on the beach at sunset. I like to start every day off with a good book and cup of coffee. In my free time I like to go to baseball games, play my Xbox 360 and I'm also into kinky sex.



    This is a dating site.... Right?

    haha love it!

    i'm a curvy 5'5" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good vodka, long walks in my beautiful neighborhood, dancing, and watching movies. I start everyday with a good beauty blog and local and international news. on my free time i like to work out, play with my dog eli who is also the sweetest dog ever so if you like me u better like my dog too, cook sometimes if i have someone to cook for ;), watch movies, do outdoorsy stuff. lol. sorry not into the kinky stuff lol.

    lol
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
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    Hello,

    I am a curvy 5'6" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good wine and long walks on the beach at sunset. I like to start every day off with a good book and cup of coffee. In my free time I like to go to baseball games, play my Xbox 360 and I'm also into kinky sex.



    This is a dating site.... Right?

    haha love it!

    i'm a curvy 5'5" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good vodka, long walks in my beautiful neighborhood, dancing, and watching movies. I start everyday with a good beauty blog and local and international news. on my free time i like to work out, play with my dog eli who is also the sweetest dog ever so if you like me u better like my dog too, cook sometimes if i have someone to cook for ;), watch movies, do outdoorsy stuff. lol. sorry not into the kinky stuff lol.

    lol

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  • NNAhuja
    NNAhuja Posts: 669 Member
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    LMBO! WOW!
    I'll put it this way. I'm here to change my health but if love came along, I wouldn't be opposed.
  • LexieSweetheart
    LexieSweetheart Posts: 793 Member
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    there are some really nice looking guys here! so i say a lil bit of both
  • Zepplipop
    Zepplipop Posts: 33
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    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".




    LOL
  • LeggyKettleBabe
    LeggyKettleBabe Posts: 300 Member
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    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".

    LOL i actually giggled at that one.
  • onyx1972
    onyx1972 Posts: 133 Member
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    What an awesome and funny thread... ROTFLMBO
  • Karrix
    Karrix Posts: 288
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    Oh, hello everyone. :wink:
  • Monica_has_a_goal
    Monica_has_a_goal Posts: 694 Member
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    Wow people..you are too funny! :laugh:
  • Neets86
    Neets86 Posts: 37
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    I will gladly take any unwanted sexual advances.

    HAHA....what she said :wink:

    Best.thread.ever
  • scepterian
    scepterian Posts: 35
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    I'd say "Grocery Store"= Place to buy food or pick up women. :-)

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