Most Embarrassing Gym Moment...

I also showed up at 5am at the gym once in two different shoes. um... yeah... LOL

I did a whole spin class not realizing I had ripped a giant hole in the back seam of my pants.

I'm always nervous that this is gonna happen to me!

I decided to try tae kwon do. Since I was the newest member and therefore the lowest rank, I had to be up front, right in front of the huge mirrors. The first thing he had us do was like, 100 or so jumping jacks. He was counting in Korean so I am not sure but it was alot. Ever since I had my daughter 3 years ago, jumping jacks are not my friend. Even though I had went to the bathroom right before class, I could feel myself leaking with every jump. The trainer and class were really intense so I felt like there was no way I could stop and so I kept going even though I was pissing myself and my legs were buckling. When we got done I saw in the wall length mirror that I had a HUGE wet spot. I never came back to class.

I this thread!! It makes me feel a lot better going to the gym :laugh:

This thread saved my life (or at least my knees and dignity)
I was on the treadmill yesterday, worked up to a jog when my iPod dropped onto the belt.. I so nearly stopped but quickly flashed to the fact "NO THE BELT MOVES!" and jumped onto the side instead! Winning! Didn't stop the guy beside me noticing what'd happened, and one of the trainers that I talk to coming over to make sure it wasn't me who fell off it.

Then. Oh lord *shame* can't believe I'm admitting to this one, I was in the free-weights doing some dumbbell exercises, I have had a cough for months, it's a dry cough, no phlegm. Anyway, yesterday I had just done dumbbell presses, I sit up and I have to cough but I had 6kg in my hand so I couldn't cover my mouth so I turned my head and did, what I thought would be a dry cough, nope.. a massive massive phlegm-ball came flying out and hit the (THANKFULLY EMPTY) bench beside me. I was mortified.. the area was full of meatheads but I couldn't bring myself to look around.. I did my next set and then surreptitiously leant over and wiped up my golly.

So gross, so mortified.

Well, this happened when I was like 12 and randomly at the gym with my dad... I was running on the treadmill and closed my eyes because I wanted to pretend I was running in nature. Sure enough, I fell right off within 5 seconds and they told me I was too young to be on the equipment. LOL

I've done the eye-closing thing before as well and had MANY close calls!

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

Thank you for the tears lol

Mine has to be when my PT got me to do knee drops onto a Bosu ball. First attempt and I couldn't get back up again. Had no hope for 3 sets of 10 reps. I skipped that one when she left.

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You guys made me feel better, thanks

Last week I am on the treadmill going faster then I ever have 3.8 I have Rick James blasting on my Ipod all of a sudden I farted, just a short blast, but don't know how loud it was I couldn't hear it (of course the guy next to didn't have head phones on) I left as soon as I could.

Tried changing the song on my ipod touch while on the elliptical... the screen had locked so I had to slide to unlock, type in the code, and go back to the music... apparently that required entirely too much concentration and coordination for me.

I somehow lost my balance and fell, the arm bar on the elliptical smacked me right in the head on my way down, and when I hit the floor my ipod went flying out of my hand and directly into my elliptical neighbors foot and almost made her fall from the surprise of being hit.

everyone in the gym was in tears laughing at me. apparently I looked like a cartoon character with my feet flying over my head and such. UGH!

I was running and this really hot chick smiled at me and then I fell off the treadmill. It was funny when i look back at it now.

Totally farted in yoga class. Not just a little, polite *poot* but a long, juicy fart with teeth. Ok and it STUNK like it had just rolled right past a turd. It was awful. I was on a juice cleanse and sometimes you don't have control and your farts just can't be trusted. I heard someone trying to suppress their giggles, another person said "gross" under their breath. Mortified and frozen in place, I didn't how to damage control this one. I finished class as best I could and then as soon as they went into final relaxation I immediately got up, ran out of the studio and never went back. When I got home I discovered that yes, I had *kitten* myself a little.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!

LMAO!!!!!

haha I'm always falling over doing lunges too, I did it in boot camp the other day. Burpees also cause me to get the wobbles.

These were all brilliant! Haven't had any really bad stories, but my nips have said hello a few times. I just try to "rock" the look and ignore it. Guys have nipples too!