Write to the person that annoyed you today!

Dear Husband,

Thank you for agreeing to bring home a rotisserie chicken for supper. I would appreciate it even more if you were home. I understand that these things take time and there are often many people in the check out at Sobey's. Everything else for supper is made and ready to go. I am hungry. Really hungry. You are now over half an hour late and normally that would not perturb me...but I am HUNGRY. I may start nibbling the children.

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Dear James,

Its not that I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I would drink it.

I think your pretty much the biggest dbag I've ever known.

You suck.

I hope you can find a way to manage to find your way out of my life....please.

Please and thank you,

Your ex...for a reason....

Dear Battlefield 3...I truely do hate you. I want my husband back!!!

Dear Nick. I am an understanding person- more so than most girls you will meet. However, when you TEXT to tell me that you don't think we will work out because you are not in love with me after 4 or 5 dates, I have to say....I find you a bit....hmm...insane. Not to mention you going on about our relationship when we, again, have gone on 4 or 5 dates. Please clue me into when we started a relationship? I thought we were just getting to know one another...Apparently I missed something. Seriously, I feel like the pants are reversed when you look at gender stereotypes after that. Thanks for doing me a favor. Bye, bye!


Seriously...who in the world expects to be in love that quick?

OMG...I got a similar text from a guy a few years back...that we wouldn't "work out" after like, two dates. Seriously? What was there to "work out?" eek.

To add to it, he is bummed over the decision because he really, really likes me a lot, he "really wants to love me." Again....wtf?? I don't know how I meet these people!

Dear co-workers,
Please stop committing to things you have no intention of doing. Stop acting mad when you know you f***** up and let everyone down. Just admit it! You're a lazy a**! Stop acting all united because you're all lazy and acting like I'm the bad guy for picking up the slack. At least I do what I say I'm going to do!
And please STOP LOOKING AT YOU'RE FREAKIN' AVON BOOKS!!!! Maybe that's why you can't finish what you have committed to finish!
(sigh)
nmgtz03

Dear rude person....who shall not be named (not even worthy of It)

keep your thoughts and opinions to yourself......if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

Oh and hey and I think your are a dork!!

So many times I have had this same thought........

Dear husband,

Avoiding me and the kids for your stupid game is going to cause me to get pissed off, and you know what that's like. Last week before you got that game, you were all over me and showed me all kind of attention so much that I felt like a teenager again, I feel like you are cheating on me with Starwars. Me and Starwars are about to fight, just saying!

Love,
Me!

Hahahaha! That's how my boyfriend is! I told him could "cheat" on me with Star Wars tho. Serves me right! =P

Dear Sister-in-law,

I don't care about your egotistical self. I could care less about your crappy job or your commitment-less (that's not a word, but I'm going with it) boyfriend that doesn't want to marry you, because he knows you slept with half the people in Colorado Springs and the state of Colorado.

I don't care about you anymore. I did try to welcome you in to my life, but you are too much of a racists. Interacial marriages happen all the time. Deal with it. I'm not going to let you control anyone in my home. I married your brother - not you. I answer to him only - not you. If I'm not working at the moment, it isn't because I'm lazy. It's because it's hard to find a good job now a days thanks to this economy. I had it up to my nose with your worthless banter and hatred of me and my family.

You aren't perfect an neither am I, but at least, I know when I am wrong and I can apologize. I've worked hard to graduate from college. I paid for my studies with my own money. I worked hard for everything that I have. I went to school because I want to teach my children that an education is important, not to belittle people. I am Physicist, not because I want to sound smart or because I want to make you feel uncomfortable. That's the name given to those that study physics. Never have I made anyone feel less than they are, because I have an education. But you have! You act like a kid and you are almost 30 years old. It's time to stop acting like a petulant child and mature.

You need to analyse your life and see that you have so much potential, but you are wasting it with petty things. I would appreciate if you back off and let me live my life. Don't worry, from now on, you and I will not be in the same room. I have washed my hands off of you and I'll continue my harmonious life with my husband and our girls. Thank you for the wake-up call. Now I know that people are still ignorant when it comes to skin color. I'll keep that in mind.

Dear Mac and Cheese,

I need more of you, maybe you can invite your friend, cottage cheese, over to the party in my fridge, and I can devour, both of you, and eat up my entire calorie count for the day. By chance, if you find any chocolate covered cherries on your way over, please invite them a long.

Yours, Willow

dear Manager without a back bone

Thank you for letting us know that the back people we have in place are not good enough for you, even though you picked them out, so that we now have to comprimize our Spring Break vacations. do us all a favor, please have your husband insert you back bone back up your *kitten* and learn to lead, or just fall off the face of the earth and let us get on with it.

Dear rude lady at work today,

I am not going to break privacy policies to do want you want me to do and get fired. So sorry for just doing my job and "screwing the rest of the world over"
Have a nice day *****
Love,
Turtle

You must work for Comcast

Dear Receptionist,

Please stop sleeping with your boss, coming in late, leaving early, smoking all the time, chatting all the time, never at your desk to answer the phone which rolls to me (someone who is actually working), and making fun of people. Also, please don't call me "two faced" again. . . You are 50 and I am 25. I talked to my boss about not having to cover the front desk because you are never there, it prevents me from doing my job. Women of your age are not cute for wear blinged out fleur-de-lea to work which is a professional environment. Also, when you decorated the new bathroom you forgot that it was a work bathroom and not YOUR bathroom. The red fleur-de-lea everywhere is kind of tacky.


Thanks,

The brilliant young woman who doesn't have to sleep with the boss to keep her job.





Wow, that felt good.

Dear teenagers -
Do you even know the meaning of "indoor voices?" Because it is a concept my preschooler has mastered. Another skill you need to work on before graduation - following directions. Good luck in life - you will need it.