Write to the person that annoyed you today!

Dear thoughtful husband,

Stop trying to saboutage my diet by bringing home foods that you know I love, but am trying to avoid. I think (hope) you mean well, but I think you are subconsciously trying to ruin my weight loss plans. Fortunately, this no longer works since I have a lot more will power than I did in the past. I wanna be in a bikini in a few months so that is so much more important than anything you could bring home to eat. Love you much!

Your loving wife :happy:

Dear Gym Stalker Freak -

I'm not into dudes, especially extremely large, creepy dudes. I'm into my wife, who, unlike you is attractive and a woman. I do not care to re-enact any seen from Shawhank Redemption or other prison/forced romance scene or have you eyeballing me, my junk, or any part of the gym where I am working out. The only thing more repulsive than you and your constant walk-bys is the "sex club" t-shirt you wear every time you are at the gym. I don't wish you any ill, but if a dinosaur did reanimate and devour you up in one bit, I probably would not complain.

Later,
You Don't Need To Know My Name

LMAO.

LOL ! I so needed this !

Hey dentist,

you are so very annoying to work with, the stuttering and repetition makes you sound so stupid, plus what about your own crooked teeth? how dare you ask people to spend thousands of dollars so you can practice on them and then they end up with a crappy result, and the superior attitude is a joke- you are no better than a pile of sh sh shavingcream. and you are a coworker not my teacher why do you feel the need to do step by step read aloud..all of us know how to do our jobs you sound so unprofessional when you do that and who do you think you fooled for all that time you were not out of the closet? everyone knew 1 week after you came here you were gay- no one cares.

Office Monster,
please shut up about you bodily functions. no one wants to know about your gushing bloody vajayjay or chronic diarhea quit telling us how much gross food you ate and how quick it went thru you but you'd eat it every day if you could--gross as you bellyache about being so overweight while shoveling snacks in all day and planning where you'll eat next or hitting speeddial for every food joint within 30 miles

Thats all i got for now

Dear She Who Must Not Be Named,

No one cares about your pathetic life or pathetic so called issues. You are incredibly selfish and self motivated. You are narcissistic and anorexic. Every time you open your mouth I want to punch you. You annoy me to no end and I wish you would move.

Sincerely,
Me

Dear Mouthbreathers at my Husband's Work,

Because you have horrible hygene my husband was sick and ended up missing the New Year's Eve party we were invited to as well as 2 days of work last week. This means that he lost 2 days of pay. He is now better but I am now sick. Please, I beg of you please, learn to cover your mouth when you cough. Cover your face when you sneeze and preferably, not with your hand. Use a tissue or the crook of your arm/sleeve. Also, no one wants to hear that you coughed so hard you puked and it is disgusting that right after you tell this story, you cough up a lung and never remove your hands from your keyboard. Go home. Please do not go to work and spew your germs everywhere.

~An Angry Sick Woman

Dear (well too many of them to list),
I asked a question of what a turnip taste like, "Ewww" is not the answer I was looking for. "Gross" was not either. I'm sure you who said that, never tried one and is just like I have been saying "Gross" or "EW" to something that you were always told was gross without trying it for yourself. You can't possibly think something is "EWW" unless you have tasted it, I know 2 of you have never tried them, because 2 of you think anything that is "Healthy" is "EWW" serioulsy? And I am taking everything to far? Please!!! Sorry if me wanting to try new things and get myself on a healthy life style is taking things to far to you. It's about me, not you anyway ...

Sincerely,
The one you were talking about by going to far

Dear Other Military Wives:
I don't care if your husband was gone for 46 months while you were pregnant with your 6th baby, starting your home-based business, homeschooling the kids of your whole block, and re-establishing the economy of a third world country. My issues are JUST as valid as yours, my life is JUST as difficult, and it is NOT ok to talk down to me just cause I'm having a tough time with my husband being gone for the holidays. And all of our birthdays. And Thanksgiving with his parents. (Which is another note...)
Get off your high horse and leave me be.
Sincerely,
Me

I feel the same way (I am a military wife too) and my husband is -only- going to be gone for 3 weeks this time for training. But that doesn't mean someone can tell me to just "deal with it, because my husband has been gone for 3 out of 4 of the years we've been together blah blah blah" Like...whoa thats great for you and all, but stfu.

leave me alone










the end

This comment made my day....sooooooooo funny...you go!

Dear Sean,

I don't give a damn how it's done in your department. We are doing it this way, and THIS way is just fine. I don't care if it's not SOP, because this is not a validated environment. Please STOP derailing our conference calls. I'm trying to get out of here by 3:30 to watch the Bruins, and you are not helping.

Sid

PS: suck it