What's your favorite movie quote?

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  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
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    "What does God need with a starship?" (Star Trek V)

    The absolute WORST Trek movie ever conceived.

    When I name them I always say "Star Trek 5: The One that Sucked!"

    All the odd numbers sucked.
  • iamstaceywood
    iamstaceywood Posts: 383 Member
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    "Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A f—in’ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a f— what kind of pants the son of a b—- who shot you was wearing?!" –Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    "I'm your huckleberry"

    My husband says this all the time.

    Tomnbstone is one of my favorite movies.

    Where's Wyatt?
    Down by the creek, walkin on water....
  • SLaw4215
    SLaw4215 Posts: 596 Member
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    GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!

    from the movie Ghost

    LMAO
  • iamstaceywood
    iamstaceywood Posts: 383 Member
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    "No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn." From Friday because it sounds like my house!
    OMG, love it.
    "Whatchu tryina build, a club house??"
  • melissaw1232
    melissaw1232 Posts: 184 Member
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    "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody"

    Dogeball is Hilarious

    "what do you mean? you people?"

    Tropic Thunder - another movie thats funny as hell!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    Will Turner You Cheated...

    Jack Sparrow- Pirate....
  • DaniellePF
    DaniellePF Posts: 308 Member
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    "When you're at work, does anybody ever say 'Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays?"

    "No, no s**t no, man....I believe you'd get your a**kicked for saying something like that!"

    Office Space:laugh:
  • Christinemary6
    Christinemary6 Posts: 60 Member
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    "I got layers" Shrek
  • LadyGhostDuchess
    LadyGhostDuchess Posts: 894 Member
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    "Its a bird cage..."
    "For what?"
    (jurassic park 3)

    "Ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word, Ah, ah, ah"
    (jurassic park 1)

    "lets go kick some honey buns"
    (mulan 1)

    "Honey...Where's my super suit?"
    (the incredibles)
  • victoria233
    victoria233 Posts: 80
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    "I dont want a god damn LargeFarva, I want a Litre-a-cola!"

    Super Troopers!
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    He touched the butt" - Finding Nemo
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
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    Double post
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
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    Woody Harrelson in Kingpin (with a white milk moustache)

    "I took the liberty of milking your cow for ya"
    Amish man - "But we don't have a cow, we have a bull"
    "I'll be right back, I'm just gonna brush my teeth"

    Hahaha
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    Oh Brother Where Art Thou

    Pete: You stole from my kin!
    Everett: Who was fixin to betray us...
    Pete: You didn't know that at the time!
    Everett: So I borrowed it until I did know.
    Pete: That don't make no sense.
    Everett: Pete, its a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
  • melissaw1232
    melissaw1232 Posts: 184 Member
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    Omg! LOVE THAT MOVIE most of the lines were funny.
    "what exactly is a grit"
    lol
  • marybecker
    marybecker Posts: 8 Member
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    Last of the Mohicans - Hawkeye: No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
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    See ya, Katie. See ya, Hubbel.

    The Way We Were.

    Sighhhhhhhhhhh..........
  • AimeeKAKES
    AimeeKAKES Posts: 20
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    My two favorite quotes have to be.....
    "mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children"
    &
    "it can't rain all the time'

    Both from The Crow :)
    Best film ever :)
  • OneBryteSmile
    OneBryteSmile Posts: 808 Member
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    So many of my favorites have already been mentioned. So many good ones. Here's another:

    "If people dont like you for being yourself, F*** em. F*** em up against the wall with handcuffs on and crazy glue on the lips. That's all you do." - Bernie Mac (House Party 3)

    Excuse my french but Bernie is the man, he cracks me up everytime.

    And I can't leave out this one:

    "All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house! I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me." - Oprah (The Color Purple)

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