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  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Nope I def wouldn't log, because it's somethin I would have done before I started dieting so, like cleaning, I wouldn't log it. Unless you're doing it while....jogging on the spot? I leave you with a strange mental image lol

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  • [I think the video is out of the question lol I need to get a fella with great stamina tho

    Wait! Don't let him do all the work.. then he would spend all the calories. If you do all the work, you can log the calories :bigsmile:

    And please provide pix.. or it did not happen!

    U are some kinky *****es lol
    Oh I just him to be able to last ages I can't have him stealing my cals now

    hahahaha funny :tongue:
  • Hecnotha1
    Hecnotha1 Posts: 200
    I know gals that breastfeed add negative calories to compensate for what was expressed. Should the guys do that too, in this case?

    I think you're onto something here. Both high in protein too.

    But then does she need to add calories if...

    nevermind.
    ha ha ha,
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    I can hear it now... "But hun, I was just helping her burn off those calories from the work luncheon. That's all. I promise."


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  • Hecnotha1
    Hecnotha1 Posts: 200
    I can hear it now... "But hun, I was just helping her burn off those calories from the work luncheon. That's all. I promise."


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    says, mines this big lmao
  • I can hear it now... "But hun, I was just helping her burn off those calories from the work luncheon. That's all. I promise."


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    LOL!!!!
  • eeebee
    eeebee Posts: 471 Member
    At what point do you draw the line?

    Brushing teeth 10 calories
    Tying shoes 5 calories
    Shaving 5 calories
    Shower 7 calories
    Folding clothes 10 calories
    Going downstairs to answer door 10 calories
    Cleaning pool 40 calories
    Scooping dog poo 5 calories
    Throwing rocks at neighbors cat 10 calories
    Chasing kids off my lawn 20 calories
    Walking out to get morning paper 2 calories


    etc....

    :laugh:
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    I can hear it now... "But hun, I was just helping her burn off those calories from the work luncheon. That's all. I promise."


    aw-hell-naw.jpg
    says, mines this big lmao

    LMAO!!!
  • KathPearce
    KathPearce Posts: 146 Member
    If you can do it for a half hour straight with no break, then it's exercise. Of course telling your partner "come on honey, it's time for me to exercise and get my heart rate up" daily can ruin your sex life. It would get old after a week.


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    I think my husband would be all for it ;) He wouldn't care what the reason.



    Hahaha! I agree my hubby wouldn't mind what the reason was ;) Espescially if it meant he got more!
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    OK, all of you with HRMs have to wear them during sex as an experiment...it's for the greater good. Just don't forget to "wet the probes"! :laugh:
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I don't count my sex because I do it enough that it's just part of my daily activity. That, and "squeal like a pig" isn't exactly a high cardio burn.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    :laugh:
    I can hear it now... "But hun, I was just helping her burn off those calories from the work luncheon. That's all. I promise."


    aw-hell-naw.jpg


    OMG...LMFAO!!!! I just cracked up at my desk at work!!!!!!!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Yet cleaning is classed? And the cal burn is fairly good. How do know if it's light or vigorous? Is it one of those u have fallen out with ur man and take out on the house cleaning it? So it's vigorous rather than just putting the Hoover round?

    So log it as cleaning, or aerobics general.

    Personally, posters who are saying it isn't exercise aren't thinking outside of their own experience. I burn plenty of calories leaping off the top of my wardrobe in a Batman costume - that latex makes you really hot.



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  • Pete1471
    Pete1471 Posts: 126 Member
    If *kitten* counts as erxercise and calorie burning then there wouldn't be any overweight teenage boys aged between 13-19. :wink:
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    sex does raise the heart rate but most conventional wisdom is that it's not LONG enough to classify as actual EXERCISE. IF you are having sex - for a half hour or more, I guess that's exercise but c'mon, get real. 5 mins of heart racing isn't exercise

    Seriously? I masterbate longer than 20 minutes


    Me too...5 minutes would even get me started! Men have NO idea, do they?! :laugh:
    Again, if it was such wonderful aerobics, big women the world over would be fit.

    It's just not.
    Don't kid yourself.

    We're not implying that it's "wonderful aerobics", we're just saying that we do a lot more work to get ourselves off than you men do.
    I don't quite understand what you mean.
    Explain.
    In detail....:bigsmile:

    OK, folks!
    I am outta here, but thanks for the laughs.
    Happy aerobics.....lol
  • slay0r
    slay0r Posts: 669 Member
    Hahahaha yeah well if I was to be picked up the guy would put his back out but I guess it also depends on if ur a lay back let them do the work or if ur one of those girls who give as good as u get.

    Doubt that (putting the back out)

    On topic though, I've done said above for about 15 mins holding her up and she was about 11 and a half stone. Surely that gave me a proper workout considering I couldn't walk afterwards for a while?!?! (had to drop her on the bed eventually and finish off there haha)

    If it lasts longer than 40 mins going at it I'm dissapointed!
  • MrsKunz
    MrsKunz Posts: 151 Member
    At what point do you draw the line?

    Brushing teeth 10 calories
    Tying shoes 5 calories
    Shaving 5 calories
    Shower 7 calories
    Folding clothes 10 calories
    Going downstairs to answer door 10 calories
    Cleaning pool 40 calories
    Scooping dog poo 5 calories
    Throwing rocks at neighbors cat 10 calories
    Chasing kids off my lawn 20 calories
    Walking out to get morning paper 2 calories


    etc....

    love it!!! :laugh:
  • MrObundles
    MrObundles Posts: 41 Member
    Bump :laugh:
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Yet cleaning is classed? And the cal burn is fairly good. How do know if it's light or vigorous? Is it one of those u have fallen out with ur man and take out on the house cleaning it? So it's vigorous rather than just putting the Hoover round?

    So log it as cleaning, or aerobics general.

    Personally, posters who are saying it isn't exercise aren't thinking outside of their own experience. I burn plenty of calories leaping off the top of my wardrobe in a Batman costume - that latex makes you really hot.


    HAHAHA!!!! Sexy! :wink:


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  • Don't fret ladies!! You can burn calories by giving your man oral sex, then eat back the exercise calories when you're done. Think about it. :drinker:
  • shelley7890
    shelley7890 Posts: 47 Member
    I don't count my sex because I do it enough that it's just part of my daily activity. That, and "squeal like a pig" isn't exactly a high cardio burn.

    Ok u guys who are getting on a regular basis all need to stop showing off and making us others jealous lol
  • slay0r
    slay0r Posts: 669 Member
    I don't count my sex because I do it enough that it's just part of my daily activity. That, and "squeal like a pig" isn't exactly a high cardio burn.

    Ok u guys who are getting on a regular basis all need to stop showing off and making us others jealous lol

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  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    I don't count my sex because I do it enough that it's just part of my daily activity. That, and "squeal like a pig" isn't exactly a high cardio burn.

    Ok u guys who are getting on a regular basis all need to stop showing off and making us others jealous lol

    I hear ya, girl... *sigh*
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I don't count my sex because I do it enough that it's just part of my daily activity. That, and "squeal like a pig" isn't exactly a high cardio burn.

    Ok u guys who are getting on a regular basis all need to stop showing off and making us others jealous lol


    I know, right?! Getting us all hot and bothered so THEY can go enjoy it! HAHAHA! :wink:
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    it might feel like your burning alot, However ive read so many articles about this, and the maximum is around 45 calories.
    Speak for yourself sweet pea.

    According to my Polar FT4, we're talking hundreds. However you don't earn those in five minutes, or even half an hour...
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
    This brings up a much more important question:

    If you take a protein ...umm... shot.. is it void of calories?
    No need to log it...?

    Just curious.
    Don't judge me!
    LOL
  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
    Hi Folks,

    I've been asked to examine this thread and to possibly take some moderator action in response.

    The guidelines do include the following item:
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    We reserve the right to moderate a topic based on the intent of the sexual material it contains. Topics intended to titillate will be removed. Topics with medical or clinical themes related to sex or sexual health may be permitted, at our discretion.

    It does seem to me that the vast majority of the posts are reasonably within the bounds of clinical discussion of the exercise merits of sex. We'll keep our eye on the thread, and if it swerves irrevocably into titillation territory, we reserve the right to take action accordingly.

    I'm a little swamped this morning and did not review each individual post. If there are concerns about specific posts in the thread violating a guideline, please report those posts and we'll investigate.

    In the future, a post like this is ideal for inclusion in a Group rated for "Mature" content. In such a setting, there would be no question as to the permissibility of such content. For now, it's exactly borderline, so I'm going to defer further action unless my attention is directed to posts that are clearly not about the initial, clinical question.

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  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    This brings up a much more important question:

    If you take a protein ...umm... shot.. is it void of calories?
    No need to log it...?

    Just curious.
    Don't judge me!
    LOL


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  • I actually read somewhere for women having an orgasm burns 90 cals but faking one burns 160 !! i ll try to find that article, I dont have it on me
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    I actually read somewhere for women having an orgasm burns 90 cals but faking one burns 160 !! i ll try to find that article, I dont have it on me
    So, if you have an orgasm AND fake one at the same time, that's 250 calories! :bigsmile:

    Nice in theory, and amusing of course, but I'm afraid I don't believe either of those figures.

    The exercise that eventually leads to an orgasm, yes that can burn a lot, but the orgasm itself in isolation? I'd guess maybe five calories if you're lucky!
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