Man's Rules
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My husband always puts the seat down! He came to me well trained0
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Damn.. feel sorry for any woman who has a guy like that
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i would pick her side on this one because its so disgusting all the germs that escape when the lid and stuff is left up. how do you flush with lip open is gross0
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I have never fallen in & me & my man have been together for 3 years, he never puts the seat down. Guess you could say I came well trained It's funny when my mom comes to stay though, I have to tell her it's easier for her to put the seat down then for him to :laugh:0
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In the middle of the night when you're half dead...the rude awakening you get from the *kitten* bath that ensues when the seat is left up is not overly appreciated.
lmao!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
i would pick her side on this one because its so disgusting all the germs that escape when the lid and stuff is left up. how do you flush with lip open is gross
I agree 100% with this. I also ensure my tooth brush is in the cabinet "just in case". Lol. Thankfully hubby amuses me and goes along with putting the lid down (now because of habit) as it makes life easier for him. Lol.
N.B. I have many issues inc, OCD with germs etc. - Not a complete b*tch. Lol.0 -
All very true...0
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lol i want to see that fight. my money is on the lady one boot between the legs and any guy will be down haha
That's a hopeless aspiration anyway, LOL! :bigsmile:0 -
While all of the rules are true, I think that getting women to stop trying to change all of these facts is futile. Women enjoy a challenge and men enjoy watching televised sports.
As for the toilet seat, if that was all women asked for I'd be all set, I just put the thing down every time, I blame my mum for that, she started telling me to do it when I was 2 and I never got out of the habit until I lived on my own, but I only did that for like 7 years, too small a percentage apparently.0 -
I have never fallen in & me & my man have been together for 3 years, he never puts the seat down. Guess you could say I came well trained It's funny when my mom comes to stay though, I have to tell her it's easier for her to put the seat down then for him to :laugh:
I'm okay with putting the seat down for the most part. But if we have company I tell him straight out: my mom won't check. Lower the seat please. He usually complies until they go home.:flowerforyou:0 -
Damn.. feel sorry for any woman who has a guy like that
As for the toilet seat thing, if it's the middle of the night and I don't have my contacts in, it all kind of looks the same. So sorry if I pee on the seat, you should have put it up when you were done.0 -
But . . . but, they all say "1.". How do I know which one is the most important?
The one that gets us our sammich made the quickest. :smokin:
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lol the hints thing is right. Probably right for women too. We never take the hint.0
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I would like to point out that the toilet seat should always be down as the default because both men and women use it in the "down" position for at least one...um, action. Women use it that way for both. 4 possible bathroom jobs and only 1 requires standing/lid up. Put it down, boys.
(Why yes, I did grow up with 4 men...how could you tell?) :laugh:0 -
Look. .The toilet seat thing is the first step in our training. . If a woman can convince us to take responsibility for something that is obviously not our responsibility, and get us to comply with a rule that is completely irrational. .and get us to apologize when we forget to perform this irrational act, then she has won a great victory and all other training becomes easy.
That being said. . I put the damn seat down!0 -
I would like to point out that the toilet seat should always be down as the default because both men and women use it in the "down" position for at least one...um, action. Women use it that way for both. 4 possible bathroom jobs and only 1 requires standing/lid up. Put it down, boys.
(Why yes, I did grow up with 4 men...how could you tell?) :laugh:0 -
Man Rule MIssion Statement: NEVER talk about Man Rules.
Also, did u see that hottie?0 -
After reading this list, I had to go check that I do not, in fact, have a penis.
I was almost convinced I was a man for a minute there.
I checked though, and I still have a vagina, despite agreeing with everything on this list.0 -
Lol..this is funny and accurate.0
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1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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