1 DEADLY TERM USED BY MEN

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  • danigirl1011
    danigirl1011 Posts: 314 Member
    I love you BUT
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Let's talk

    She just pushed herself up on me and took me right there

    How could I refuse a bj when offered?
  • jennifer282000
    jennifer282000 Posts: 128 Member
    it just happened..
  • LaComadreja14
    LaComadreja14 Posts: 277 Member
    ....don't you worry about that honey, let me worry about that.... (inevitably he makes matters worse and I have to fix a bigger mess than I would've had to fox if he let me "worry" about it in the first place)
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I love your BUTT
    Fixed that for you
  • angiemartin78
    angiemartin78 Posts: 475 Member
    "I'm sorry but...."

    Really? It kinda takes away from the I'm sorry part...
  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
    TWO WORDS: LEAVE HIM!. i dont care how much in love i am with someone if they cheat its over! they have no self respect or any respect for other people.
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
    "I'm sorry"

    "I'll communicate better, I promise"

    "I promise"

    Sorry but men shouldn't be aloud to say these things anymore :)


    I AGREE!!!!!
  • neenaj33
    neenaj33 Posts: 347 Member
    "we don't need protection, just do jumping jacks afterwards so you wont get pregnant baby"
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    ... baby let me explain
    And here is the perfect explanation for any crack you may find yourself in when caught red handed, and they ask you why?
    No matter what it is.
    Try it!
    QUESTION:Why did you.....[fill in the blank]

    GENERIC ANSWER: 'I just sort of drifted into it."

    Works every time!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    "I'm sorry but...."

    Really? It kinda takes away from the I'm sorry part...

    This! I learned in marriage counseling from my frist marriage that when you say but it erases everything you said before it. Everything before BUT is a sugar coating for what comes after.
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.
  • Queenb62303
    Queenb62303 Posts: 77
    "i was getting ready to do that".... my husband classic line as im almost done with the laundry, dishes, cooking, etc lol
  • jrusso28
    jrusso28 Posts: 249 Member
    It didnt mean anything !
    I was drunk.
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
    "Ya know what's cool about about your sister...."
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    THATS an inch. I have to change my profile.....
  • grinch031
    grinch031 Posts: 1,679
    "You're overreacting"
  • fabulousby45
    fabulousby45 Posts: 65
    "What are your feelings on anal?"

    I'll let you put it in mine, if you let me put a strap on in yours. Ends the conversation permanently. Make sure to leave a long pause so they get their hopes up.

    hahahahaha!! love that!!
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
    "I'm sorry you feel that way"
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    We'll see...
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Oops... condom broke.
  • JohnnyResets
    JohnnyResets Posts: 177 Member
    "I'm done talking about it" yeah, uh no don't say that... :bigsmile:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    It wasn't me.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
    Her: Eeeewww, GROSS! Did you just fart?

    Him: It wasn't me...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    "What are your feelings on anal?"
    At least he asked vs surprisebuttsexx
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
    "What are your feelings on anal?"
    At least he asked vs surprisebuttsexx

    True. lol Unfortunately I've had that question by five guys that I have dated. My boyfriend told me on the second date he totally would have thought I took it up the butt. That's my baby. lol
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    "What are your feelings on anal?"
    At least he asked vs surprisebuttsexx

    True. lol Unfortunately I've had that question by five guys that I have dated. My boyfriend told me on the second date he totally would have thought I took it up the butt. That's my baby. lol
    Given your previous statement, you need to fear the guy that doesn't mind pegging.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Wake up so i can get some_____ (at 3 am).
  • katemiddletonisawesome
    katemiddletonisawesome Posts: 152 Member
    "The credit card is maxed"

    LOLS!!!
  • runnermel
    runnermel Posts: 278
    "Don't worry about doing that right now, I'll do it tomorrow." When I come home... I still end up having to do whatever it was.


    ugh...drives me nuts!!!! so very true!
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