Dear fiftysomething naked guy in the gym locker room...

Captain_Tightpants
Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
edited November 9 in Chit-Chat
...I'm not a prude. Really, I'm not. I understand it's a locker room and all and I'm cool with that. But do you really have to shove your sweaty post-workout junk in my face for ten minutes while we talk?

How 'bout you pull on a pair of boxers and THEN we can talk about how unseasonably warm the winter has been. Cheers!

Sincerely,
CG
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  • TheGoblinRoad
    TheGoblinRoad Posts: 835 Member
    I so agree, wholeheartedly.
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 376 Member
    *uurp. Well... thanks for that appetite suppressant, CG! :D
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    LOL.
  • Goldenwoof
    Goldenwoof Posts: 535 Member
    This happens WAY too often. And it's always the old dudes. Old dudes LOVE to show you their junk. Weird...
  • beebabe
    beebabe Posts: 67
    sick!
    :sick:
  • mike_littlerock
    mike_littlerock Posts: 296 Member
    you might want to revise the wording.. "shove your sweaty post-workout junk in my face" might be taken the wrong way. lol
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    Lmao
  • kirstyg1980
    kirstyg1980 Posts: 302
    we have a fifty year old woman who does that, before and after workout - even stands and rubs her fake tan on after her shower

    Don't get me wrong she has a super body and I would love to look like that when I hit the big 5 0!!!! but seriously woman put some clothes on lol
  • jdbeckers
    jdbeckers Posts: 84
    Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kd80538
    kd80538 Posts: 97 Member
    Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

    OMG! I literally spit out my water reading this comment! I love it! LOL!:laugh:
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    This seems to be a generational divide.
  • puppy1002
    puppy1002 Posts: 154 Member
    Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?


    LMFAO
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    Thanks!!! I am so glad that I am not the only one who feels that way!
  • Erica002
    Erica002 Posts: 293 Member
    It must be an older crowd type of thing. The girls locker room is the same, ALL the older ladies just stand around naked chit chatting it up. And it's the ones that do the aqua classes.
  • puppy1002
    puppy1002 Posts: 154 Member
    This happens WAY too often. And it's always the old dudes. Old dudes LOVE to show you their junk. Weird...


    Maybe its a dominate thing?
  • tammeegirl
    tammeegirl Posts: 27 Member
    @CGWATSON.....I FEEL UR PAIN MY FRIEND....SO MANY DONT HAVE ANY COMMON COURTESY OR EVEN A SEMBLANCE OF GYM ETIQUETTE ......GEEZ
    MY GYM COMPLAINT FOR THE DAY.....Sorry if this offends anyone....but I just gotta vent...:devil:
    Dear Mr Gym-rat-always-wearin-WAYTOOMUCH-drugstore-clearance-cart-knockoff-cologne-that-smells-jus-like-grampas-old spice-from-back-in-the-day....invading-my-nostrils-with-ur-putrid foul-hope-a-girl-notices-meinthegymtoday-STENCH!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT PAL.....U REEK OF DESPERATION AND THE GYM IS NO PLACE FOR HEAVVVVVYYYYYY COLOGNE ANYWAY!!! FUGG EVERYTIME U R NEAR I HAVE TO LEAVE MY EQUIPMENT AND MOVE TO ANOTHER PART OF THE GYM.....DAMMMM U!!! And yes this is an angry post....!!!! I could go on but think you get the point.....and I am not talking about some nice Tag or Next bodysprays....&%4#@(*&!!!!!!
  • beerbomber
    beerbomber Posts: 184 Member
    Always the old peeps at the gym...like I don't get what prevents them from wanting to cover up little bit, I get it that they are not modest and have no shame but please some of us don't like turning the corner into the locker room and seeing old balls all over the place.
  • savlyon
    savlyon Posts: 474 Member
    I have heard there is a 50 something guy that does this at my gym too. So glad I'm a woman.
  • christinajohnson
    christinajohnson Posts: 102 Member
    Talk about awkward...
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    You know, 50 isn't THAT old!

    I will say, this is one of the many reasons I am glad that I live within 2 miles of the gym and don't have to use the locker room.
  • Tosha_Lynn
    Tosha_Lynn Posts: 16
    LOL theres an older lady at my gym that does the samething..


    Have they no shame!

    Cruel world!!!!!!!
  • jillomahony
    jillomahony Posts: 23 Member
    Love the super American reaction to nudity! Try being an American in any gym in Europe! You're the odd one out if you have a towel around you in the locker room, sauna or steam room. Always naked except when working out!
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I cant wait until I'm 50 so I can do this!!! Sounds like fun!!!... 4 more years..... yee haw!!
  • tammeegirl
    tammeegirl Posts: 27 Member
    @bikermike5094 H-Y-S-T-E-R-I-C-A-L.......u made me laugh outloud. Funny!!
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    Love the super American reaction to nudity! Try being an American in any gym in Europe! You're the odd one out if you have a towel around you in the locker room, sauna or steam room. Always naked except when working out!

    I'm not American. :drinker:
  • jillomahony
    jillomahony Posts: 23 Member
    Fair enough, it is usually Americans and other North Americans who get up tight about nudity. I suppose the British as well, and maybe Australia can be included in that. Just based upon my gym experiences in various countries!
  • gidgeclev
    gidgeclev Posts: 103 Member
    Speaking as an older (english) woman who has no problem with the changing room nudity thing I think you all should know that once you have suffered the supreme indignity of giving birth in an NHS hospital you will never have any hangups again about who sees your naked body.
  • marsellient
    marsellient Posts: 591 Member
    Speaking as an older (english) woman who has no problem with the changing room nudity thing I think you all should know that once you have suffered the supreme indignity of giving birth in an NHS hospital you will never have any hangups again about who sees your naked body.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I think that's any hospital, anywhere!
  • Karstenf
    Karstenf Posts: 85 Member
    I workout early in the morning, and there's a clan of them in the locker room. It's like they have to do it. Think maybe they have a blog called "Dear thirtysomething homophobic guy in the locker room"...
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