Dear fiftysomething naked guy in the gym locker room...

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  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I think it is ok to be naked in the locker room, but don't have conversations with other people while naked! Yuck!
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Not all of us 50 and over have bad gym etiquette, I am 51 and would never dream of doing what the OP posted about. It is disturbing to think anyone of any age would do that. I also agree with several other posters, don't go overboard on the cologne, perfume, etc...it is sickening to workout and smell a person with body oder masked by cologne/perfume and don't get on my equipment or use my weights if you are there to socialize. This is a gym, either work out or get the hell out and go to the smoothie bar. Rant over!
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
    Any male with common sense would know better than to walk up to another man sitting down with their junk hanging out and try to have a conversation with the other person.

    How do you know the guy wasn't "coming on" to you?

    I think the whole "locker room" thing is gross anyways. I'll shower at my house, thank you.
    Lmao!
  • nitrogen_widget
    nitrogen_widget Posts: 92 Member
    Cologns are known for causing breathing problems. Your gym should have signs telling people NOT to apply cologn until they leave the facility and if they don't you might want to bring it up to them. That's almost as bad as smoking around someone. And don't you wonder who tells these people they smell good to begin with?
    I was trying to put this to the post about the smelly guy at the gym but couldn't figure out how

    My friends have pulled the "Holy cologne bomb batman" but it just stinks up the car. Never a room & it fades quickly and is just permeating their personal space.
    In all my yrs i've never owned a cologne strong enough to offend at 10 paces but i've sure smelt it. How? What brand can actually do that?
  • Pakitalian
    Pakitalian Posts: 218 Member
    I have been doing a lot of home work outs lately, but planning on starting back at the gym this weekend... but there is a group of girls that are always there, using up the machines for "poses"...so here is my vent...

    Dear teenage-slutty-loudmouth-screaming-hey-take-my-picture-im-going-put-it-on-facebook-cuz-guys-think-its-hot-when-girls-workout-but-i-wouldn't-dare-really-workout-cuz-just got-my-highlights-done-and-don't-want-to-sweat-pansy-*kitten*..... GET OFF OF MY MACHINE!!!!! I am here to actually do something to improve myself. I am here to make a change. Go pose in front of the mirror with a couple of pink 3 lb weights for your %&#$#% facebook picture... and don't forget the pink lipgloss, mascara and the stupid pouty lip face when you pose.... Stop wasting my precious time!!! :mad:

    I am silently hoping one of them will drop a dumbell on their foot... now THAT would be a GREAT facebook picture :devil:

    I LOVE YOU! This is the best!!!
    I love the women with the breast and *kitten* implants that run the treadmill STARING at themselves in the mirror! I hope they trip lmao.


    hahahaha... I propose a toast, Dutchess, Here's a toast (raises waterbottle) to one of them getting smacked in the face by their own boob.... :devil:
  • jnance82
    jnance82 Posts: 149
    Why is his junk in your face? Are you sitting while he's standing over you dangling his man bits on your forehead? I'm confused :noway:


    OMG this whole post made my afternoon!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!!


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  • 12strikes
    12strikes Posts: 31 Member
    I have spent my entire lunch, at my desk, laughing at this post. My co-workers must think I have lost my mind. I've got to get off the floor. ROFLMAO!
  • jnance82
    jnance82 Posts: 149
    It usually was the 60+ guys at the Y.
    There was the ball guy who after a shower would straddle a wood bench naked & air dry while he read the paper. His "boys" splayed out on the wood like a pair of egg's over easy. And always in front of my locker. seriously?

    The abominable soap man wasn't that bad. This guy, once in the shower used half a bottle of body wash & a loofah to litterally coat himself with a thick lather of suds from head to toe. Suds all over the walls & spraying everywhere as he lathered up. WHY?!?!?


    *tears*

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  • Hyperspace
    Hyperspace Posts: 78
    I walk around nekkid in the locker room when my weight's down where I like it to be.

    Looking forward to doing it again. :tongue:
  • jnance82
    jnance82 Posts: 149
    I have spent my entire lunch, at my desk, laughing at this post. My co-workers must think I have lost my mind. I've got to get off the floor. ROFLMAO!

    Me too!!!! LMAO!!!!!


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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    The first thing I check out when deciding on a new gym is the shower situation. If there are no private showers, I ain't signing up. I don't want to see *me* naked, I sure as heck don't want to see some other guy naked.
  • David1106
    David1106 Posts: 28
    I have been doing a lot of home work outs lately, but planning on starting back at the gym this weekend... but there is a group of girls that are always there, using up the machines for "poses"...so here is my vent...

    Dear teenage-slutty-loudmouth-screaming-hey-take-my-picture-im-going-put-it-on-facebook-cuz-guys-think-its-hot-when-girls-workout-but-i-wouldn't-dare-really-workout-cuz-just got-my-highlights-done-and-don't-want-to-sweat-pansy-*kitten*..... GET OFF OF MY MACHINE!!!!! I am here to actually do something to improve myself. I am here to make a change. Go pose in front of the mirror with a couple of pink 3 lb weights for your %&#$#% facebook picture... and don't forget the pink lipgloss, mascara and the stupid pouty lip face when you pose.... Stop wasting my precious time!!! :mad:

    I am silently hoping one of them will drop a dumbell on their foot... now THAT would be a GREAT facebook picture :devil:

    I love this. Tell it like it is!!!
  • angelgutierrez
    angelgutierrez Posts: 64
    Omg this is post and all its comments have made my day. This is way to funny!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    My husband has said one of the OND (old naked dudes) at the gym will rest his junk up on the sink while he shaves.

    There's an older women in my locker room that sits naked on the bench while getting ready. It makes me want to scream.

    I have never showered/got naked at the gym. I come home to do that.
  • Camsmom24
    Camsmom24 Posts: 4
    ... ewwww! Wrong on almost every level I can think of!:noway:
  • RachVR6
    RachVR6 Posts: 3,688 Member
    hahahaha... I propose a toast, Dutchess, Here's a toast (raises waterbottle) to one of them getting smacked in the face by their own boob.... :devil:

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  • dsmonteith
    dsmonteith Posts: 65
    ...I'm not a prude. Really, I'm not. I understand it's a locker room and all and I'm cool with that. But do you really have to shove your sweaty post-workout junk in my face for ten minutes while we talk?

    How 'bout you pull on a pair of boxers and THEN we can talk about how unseasonably warm the winter has been. Cheers!

    Sincerely,
    CG

    I am so glad that my gym is not the only one where this happens!!!
  • RachVR6
    RachVR6 Posts: 3,688 Member
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  • David1106
    David1106 Posts: 28
    This post has made my day. Funny stuff! You have to wonder what the hell is going through people's brain when they do stuff like this.
  • dsmonteith
    dsmonteith Posts: 65
    Oh you poor thing... maybe if you flick it...it will go away?

    LMAO!!!!! Now THAT is funny!
  • sn0wd0gg
    sn0wd0gg Posts: 59 Member
    Guess it just shows there are all kinds of irritating people at the gym. One of my favorites (not) is a guy who comes into the steam room and does stretches and bends and then lies on one of the benches (occupying space for several people). I mean, come on - do your workout in the gym and leave it out of the steam room. And don't be so self-centered that you take up all that room! Sheesh!

    As for the generational thing and exposing oneself in the locker rooms - I've seen it too. Now, I'm 59 and I have NEVER had the desire to go parading around showing my junk. I think with some people, as they get older, they just don't give a damn anymore. LOL
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    I totally agree, just because you haven't seen your junk in 5 years doesn't mean I can't see it or the really old dude that everything isn't where it use to be and is further down. When your but cheeks sag and touch your hammy's or the real big guy that thinks he'll lose more weight in the sauna without the towel around him. (Just puked in my mouth and lost lunch)
  • wildbio
    wildbio Posts: 42 Member
    Haters gonna hate!

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    Buahahahahaha!!!!! This is so wrong. And awesome.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    It must be an older crowd type of thing. The girls locker room is the same, ALL the older ladies just stand around naked chit chatting it up. And it's the ones that do the aqua classes.

    I'm part of that older crowd (54) and do aqua classes.....but I assure you would never see me in less than my swim suit before/during class or a towel (beach towel for full coverage) post workout. I change in the private dressing cubicles provided.
    Still might be generational....when I was in middle school and high school...P.E. was mandatory along with showers in the communal showers with no privacy what so ever...you do get over being self conscious about nudity.

    Still, wouldn't want to carry on a conversation with the nude person standing in front of me...
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    My husband has said one of the OND (old naked dudes) at the gym will rest his junk up on the sink while he shaves.

    I have seen this.....
    Idiots will wear flip flops in the shower to prevent foot fungus, but then lay his junk on the counter by the sink.....WTF? You need to put on rubber gloves to wash your hands.....
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    I like the newbie that set the treadmill for a running pace, stepped on it and it shot his @zz off the back. Or the one that got squshed on the leg press trying to impress a young lady and it was way too heavy.
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  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    I'm pukin one minute and lmao the next.
  • AnaVerasGettingFit
    AnaVerasGettingFit Posts: 109 Member
    Things of a similar nature happen to me all the time in the locker room. I'm standing there just chatting to a guy and I'm all like, "My eyes are up HERE, Dude! OMG! Stop looking at my gear young guys!! Really!
    :flowerforyou:

    BAHAHAHAHAAAA!

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