I heard taking offf your nail polish right before weighing i

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  • adavis59
    adavis59 Posts: 285 Member
    Make sure you remove any and all dirt from underneath your fingernails. That can really put you up in the high hundreds!!
  • adavis59
    adavis59 Posts: 285 Member
    LMAO!! This is hilarious! :laugh:
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Don't forget to let rip a fart before weighing in. Any build up of methane will actually make you heavier!!:bigsmile:
  • Krissy_b777
    Krissy_b777 Posts: 87
    This thread is hilarious. :laugh:
  • 7534584
    7534584 Posts: 38
    dont forget to brush and floss to get the heavy plaque off your teeth.
  • mgamble79
    mgamble79 Posts: 2
    SO basically, according to what everyone is saying...I have to...take off my jewelery, shower and exfoliate, shave my legs, blow dry my hair, brush the plaque off my teeth, take my nail polish off and trim my nails and toe nails, cut my hair, blow my nose, clean out my ears, stand lightly on the scale with my hands up in the air while holding my breath on a full moon's night! JUST TO WEIGH MYSELF!! LMAO!!

    Makes more sense than most of the diet schemes I've seen advertised. ;)

    When removing jewellery, watches, glasses, etc. Please remember this doesn't do any good if you've put these items into your pockets before stepping onto the scale. This has been a public service announcement.
  • Samanthor
    Samanthor Posts: 85 Member
    I'm not gonna lie...I never weigh myself before my morning poop!
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464
    weigh in on the full moon. the gravitation pull will make you lighter.

    Hahaha!!!
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
    Did anybody mention blowing your nose yet? Make sure to blow until your ears pop to really be thorough before weighing in. :laugh:
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    Fun Fact: If you stand on your head before you weigh in, you'll weigh less :)
  • kardowling
    kardowling Posts: 221 Member
    After the shower (removed dirt) but not with wet hair! Alas water weight. No lotion either.....

    Silly MFP folks!! :laugh:
  • eksims1
    eksims1 Posts: 51 Member
    Weighing in at the highest altitude in your home may also help. =)

    Ohhhhh so I need to put my scale on my roof! Good idea. I'll climb up there every morning.
  • tapiagonzalez
    tapiagonzalez Posts: 54 Member
    and brush your teeth, that plaque can be a nightmare! :laugh:


    Funny :laugh:
  • tapiagonzalez
    tapiagonzalez Posts: 54 Member
    SO basically, according to what everyone is saying...I have to...take off my jewelery, shower and exfoliate, shave my legs, blow dry my hair, brush the plaque off my teeth, take my nail polish off and trim my nails and toe nails, cut my hair, blow my nose, clean out my ears, stand lightly on the scale with my hands up in the air while holding my breath on a full moon's night! JUST TO WEIGH MYSELF!! LMAO!!

    Makes more sense than most of the diet schemes I've seen advertised. ;)

    When removing jewellery, watches, glasses, etc. Please remember this doesn't do any good if you've put these items into your pockets before stepping onto the scale. This has been a public service announcement.




    Wow! Funnnnnyyyyyyy :laugh:
  • gillad
    gillad Posts: 15
    lol
  • gillad
    gillad Posts: 15
    also, exhale deeply before stepping on the scale. every little bit helps!
    I actually do this. :blushing:
    me too I'm not the only one then !!!!
  • poustotah
    poustotah Posts: 1,121 Member
    Uh shaving everywhere helps too!!

    OMG, this must be why I'm not losing any weight!!! LOL
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
    Weighing in at the highest altitude in your home may also help. =)

    Ohhhhh so I need to put my scale on my roof! Good idea. I'll climb up there every morning.
    but unless you want to be naked on the roof, you'll have to deduct 3.56666 pounds for clothes.
  • juliesummers
    juliesummers Posts: 738 Member
    take a shower and exfoliate first!

    But you know, dry that hair because you don't need that water weight!

    Hahaha I totally let my hair dry first.
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    my mum always says i should make sure i shave my legs and pluck my eyebrows to make sure i weigh in as low as possible
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
    I put my arms over my head when I weigh. The scale doesn't register the extra weight because of the distance.
    take a shower and exfoliate first!
    both of these cracked me up
  • Pennhotmom
    Pennhotmom Posts: 65 Member
    Oh it's the contacts that's been weighing me down. I will weight without next time, who cares if I won't be able to see the numbers, I know they'll be lower lmbo
  • Victoria2448
    Victoria2448 Posts: 559 Member
    Don't forget to remove your contacts those things can weigh a ton!!!:wink:

    :laugh:
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    take a shower and exfoliate first!

    But you know, dry that hair because you don't need that water weight!

    I always break out the blow dryer before I weigh. It's gotta make a difference!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Don't forget to exhale. The air in an average adult lung full, weighs about 36.6 grams. I researched this!
  • juliesummers
    juliesummers Posts: 738 Member
    We have a member at the gym where I work who only weighs herself on her carpet. She says the balance scale we have at the gym is off by 20lbs.


    I told her that I weigh 40 pounds if I put my scale on the carpet, but she still refuses to let go of the lies she tells herself.
  • grimmaster1983
    grimmaster1983 Posts: 89
    i pull hard on my.. socks lol it lifts me slightly off the scales :D
  • blueplate24
    blueplate24 Posts: 4
    i do that, too!!! haha exhale!!
  • christabeltoria
    christabeltoria Posts: 129 Member
    Bwahahahahahahaha!
  • Fit4_Life
    Fit4_Life Posts: 828 Member
    Be sure to scrap off flaky skin and dandruff! Lol
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