Best movie quote of all time???

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  • takingnameskickingbutt
    takingnameskickingbutt Posts: 231 Member
    Way way too many to choose from...

    From Bull Durham, Kevin Costner says


    Well, I believe in the soul, the c@ck, the pu***, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

    Love anything from Bull Durham, My Cousin Vinny, A Few Good Men,

    or...
    "How do you write women so well?"

    "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
  • colofitguyfm
    colofitguyfm Posts: 63 Member
    "Ted Nugent called ..... he wants his shirt back." Ocean's 11
  • Massageu2
    Massageu2 Posts: 59
    INCONCEIVABLE!!

    You keep using that word....I do not think it means what you think it mean!

    And not to be forgotten--

    Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to DIE.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." Chuck Norris (Invasion U.S.A., I think)
  • ScotinSeattle
    ScotinSeattle Posts: 62 Member
    My personal favourite:

    "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"
  • splashwags
    splashwags Posts: 262 Member
    Have fun storming the castle!!!
  • lwright0001
    lwright0001 Posts: 16
    If I say its safe to surf this beach, Captain, then its safe to surf this beach! I mean, I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole ****ing place!.......Charlie don't surf!
    Robert Duvall from Apocalypse Now
  • cnt21811
    cnt21811 Posts: 28 Member
    "This house is a prison", "on planet bullsh!t", "in the galaxy of this sucks camel d!cks!"
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
  • DiannaMoorer
    DiannaMoorer Posts: 783 Member
    Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
  • Jill_newimprovedversion
    Jill_newimprovedversion Posts: 988 Member
    It's a TOSS UP- BOTH from Princess Bride:


    “I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...."
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    "I'm your Huckleberry" - Doc Holiday, Tombstone



    Damn! You took mine. : ) But also,

    "Well, ain't this town just a geographical oddity... two weeks from everywhere!" - Everett McGill "O Brother, Where Art Thou" (yes, it's the Coens) - There are soooo many awesome quotes from this movie I can't even begin to quote them all. I use them in my daily conversations every chance I get.
  • good2bthaking
    good2bthaking Posts: 325 Member
    jack Nicholson in a Few Good Men- " You want the truth, you couldn't handle the truth."
  • formersec
    formersec Posts: 233 Member
    Were these mentioned yet?

    I always thought a few lashes with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely. -- Gone With the Wind

    My advice to you: Start drinking heavily. -- Animal House

    We're on a mission from God. -- The Blues Brothers
  • mrsbarz
    mrsbarz Posts: 99 Member
    Rocky Horror Picture Show:
    Janet! Dr Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! *stare*
    It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

    Steel Magnolias:
    Your husband is a boil on the butt of humanity.
    If you can't say anything nice, come sit by me.

    Knight's Tale:
    It's called a lance ...Hello!
    Take a knee!

    The Birdcage:
    Celsius: Chewing gum helps me think. Albert: Sweetie, you're wasting your gum!
    Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets? Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.


    I'm sure I'll come up with some more.
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    OMG - I can't believe I forgot "My Cousin Vinny" - I love that movie!!!

    this quote in particular makes me LOL every time!

    Vinny Gambini: What am I gonna wear?
    Mona Lisa Vito: What are ya gonna hunt?
    Vinny Gambini: I don't know, he's got a lot of stuffed heads in his office.
    Mona Lisa Vito: Heads?
    [Vinny looks up at Lisa]
    Mona Lisa Vito: What kinda heads?
    Vinny Gambini: I don't know, he's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer.
    Mona Lisa Vito: Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?
    Vinny Gambini: I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man, I could go deer hunting.
    Mona Lisa Vito: A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer.
    Vinny Gambini: Hey Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know. I mean, the guy will lose respect for me, would you rather have that?
    [Lisa gets up, walks over to the bathroom and shuts the door]
    Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on, you think they're O.K.?
    [Looks down]
    Vinny Gambini: Oh!
    Mona Lisa Vito: [comes out of the bathroom] Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A f***in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a f**k what kind of pants the son of a b**ch who shot you was wearing?
  • FadedFreckles
    FadedFreckles Posts: 81 Member
    The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.
  • Mazza4011
    Mazza4011 Posts: 38 Member
    Read most, but not all, of the replies so far so apologies if these have been mentioned.

    From Fletch, when a woman answers the door having just stepped out of the shower. "Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

    From Risky Business "Who's the U-boat commander?"

    And one of my favourites, the last line from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. "Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em."
  • brenott
    brenott Posts: 117 Member
    Great Quotes!!!
  • whencynstops
    whencynstops Posts: 109 Member
    Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"

    "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries" From both of my favorite movies!

    "Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"
  • brenott
    brenott Posts: 117 Member
    "Why does God need a spaceship?"
    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

    Ha, I've always loved this quote
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    Major Payne: Hello, little fella. What you had was a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is?
    Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: [nods head]
    Major Payne: Well, that's all this is. Now, you better run on up to your room before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off!
    [swings machete in front of Tiger's face]


    I haven' seen a "Major Payne" quote yet. Another movie full of awesome quotes! I could do this allllll day! lol
  • jamesblood13
    jamesblood13 Posts: 175 Member
    Gladiator:

    "What we do in life, echoes in eternity" (my fav)

    "The time for honouring yourself will soon be at an end, sire"

    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. "

    I also like many from Fight Club.
  • Mydnyte_Ryder
    Mydnyte_Ryder Posts: 248 Member
    "You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a Bulls *kitten*, but wouldn't you rather take the Butchers word for it?" - Tommy Boy
  • fozzie500
    fozzie500 Posts: 177 Member
    Man who hires Wells: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?
    Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?
    - no country for old men

    Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?
    Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.
    - no country for old men
  • sixisCHANGEDjk
    sixisCHANGEDjk Posts: 243
    When I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.
    -Smoky and the Bandit

    Some of the greatest come from this series.
  • 1DrewB
    1DrewB Posts: 6
    A bunch came to mind, many already listed. But these two always seem to ping in my head...

    I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet. -Lone Watie (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

    Well, son; since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters! -Jacob McCandles (Big Jake)
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    Mr justice you are not germaine to your jurisdiction!

    The god damn Germans got nuttin to do wit it!

    Jackie Gleason

    Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor!

    Blutarski Animal house

    Rocky mountains my *kitten*. That John Denvers full of s@$t.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    "I gotta go, Julia....... we got COWS." Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister.

    Man, It's been a while since I've seen that movie!
    one of my all time faves...
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    What ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak English in What?
    Wh-what?
    English, MOTHER****3R, Do you SPEAK IT?
    Yes!
    Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
    What?
    Say What again, I dare you. I double dare you mother****er. Say What one more goddamned time.
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