Best movie quote of all time???

From tombstone:

Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

"Ah'll be your Huckleberreh"

You're no Daisy, you're NO Daisy!

When I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.
-Smoky and the Bandit

Some of the greatest come from this series.

Agreed. "Sheriff, do the letters...F.O. mean anything to you?"

what happens in vegas, stays in vegas but herpes that **** will come back with you

--The Hangover

RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!!!!!!! lol

say it everyday of my life

Ghostbusters...

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey... Where these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

I can think of a ton more from that movie..

"You make me want to be a better man"

Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

"Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
- Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

Mal: "Define interesting."

Wash: "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"


and


Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"

Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."

I never hear this mentioned in quotes things, but this is my all-time favorite:

Sam: It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a passing thing this shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it'll shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?

Sam: That there's some good in the world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

-Sam, Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers

also this is awesome:

“For each of us eventually, whether we are ready or not, someday it will come to an end.
There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days.
All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten, will pass to someone else.
Your wealth, fame, and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance.
It will not matter what you owned or owed.
Your grudges, resentments, frustrations and jealousies will finally disappear.
So too, your hopes, ambitions, plans and to do lists will expire.
The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away.
It won’t matter where you came from or on what side of the tracks you lived at the end.
It won’t matter if you’re beautiful or brilliant. Even your gender and skin color will be irrelevant.
So what will matter? How will the value of your days be measured?
What will matter is not what you bought but what you built. Not what you got but what you gave.
What will matter is not your success but your significance.
What will matter is not what you learned, but what you taught.
What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage or sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate your example.
What will matter is not your competence but your character.
What will matter is not how many people you knew but how many will feel a lasting loss when you are gone.
What will matter is not your memories but the memories that live in those who loved you.
A life lived that matters is not of circumstance but of choice.”

– Steve Kroschel, The Beautiful Truth

Milk was a bad choice
I'm in a glass case of emotion
I love lamp

LRB little river band
I feel like we are going shopping for a training bra.
Oh, i thought you said bad cop bad cop.

nah, i'm pretty F*ing far from ok

Pan, Pamm that's with two m's.
Dad, it's shark week!
So much room for activities.

You want i should ah, scrape the dead bugs off your window?
On a mission from God
we have both kinds of music here, country and western

that magic on that tape, you don't own that

can you guess what these are from?

think I got one.... nah, i'm pretty F*ing far from ok - Pulp Fiction

Police Camera Tech: Who the f*** are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

The Departed

"Fat guy in a little coaat.. Fat guy in a littttleee coaaat" haha i laugh every time!

HA!! That is one of my favorites!

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. A straight shot, right to the baby maker." - Anchorman

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"!- JAWS

Where are you from son?

Madison City, Missouri sir

Never heard of it... :laugh: :laugh:

The Dirty Dozen

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

-Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction