Best movie quote of all time???

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  • lorro
    lorro Posts: 917 Member
    I'm Brian and so's my wife

    (Life of Brian, Monty Python)
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    John Denver was sure full of ****.
  • firesoforion
    firesoforion Posts: 1,017 Member
    There's one thing I learned this week. It's better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one. - Clarence, True Romance

    Oh that's a good one. Never saw the movie but I like it!
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
    "Whoah"

    Keanu Reeves in:

    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
    Sweet November
    The Matrix
    Point Break

    ROFL - and every other movie he's been in. Don't get me wrong - I love me some Keanu - but I don't love him for his brains..... just sayin....
  • brookebattaglia
    brookebattaglia Posts: 28
    "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"
    ---- Patrick Swayze "Dirty Dancing"
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member


    Kaylee: "But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

    Mal: (horrified) "Oh God! I can't know that!"

    Jayne: "I could stand to hear more."

    CLASSIC Firefly, gotta love Firefly!
  • Resalyn
    Resalyn Posts: 528 Member
    I didn't see this one - sorry if it's a duplicate!

    'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55. The 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64....... Howevah............. in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-centah.
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
    "Russian components; American components: All made in Taiwan!!"
    - Armageddon
  • diver71_au
    diver71_au Posts: 424 Member
    Love the firefly/Serenity quotes
    This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

    But what about:
    37 ****s my girlfriend sucked 37 ****s .........what? in a row? - Clerks
    Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fck the prom queen - The Rock
    Oh Man, I Shot Marvin in the Face - Pulp Fiction
    Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls - Casino Royale
    Now put your clothes back on and i will buy you an icecream - For Your Eyes Only
    When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfcker in the room, accept no substitutes - Jackie Brown
    I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it! - Bordello of Blood
    Your mother ate my dog - Dead Alive

    And finally two classics from a classic movie (Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death)

    Well, sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero".

    Okay, let's see...so she's going to make love to me, that's, that's good - but she's going to kill me and eat me, that's bad."
  • callingbatonrouge
    callingbatonrouge Posts: 10 Member
    'the wheel's still spinning but the hamsters dead, if you know what I mean'
  • redsteve65
    redsteve65 Posts: 142 Member
    Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. Shane Falco "The Replacements"


    This one! I thought I was the only one who liked this film.

    tamaral09 - you have good taste in films
  • redsteve65
    redsteve65 Posts: 142 Member
    I'm Brian and so's my wife

    (Life of Brian, Monty Python)


    Or from the same film

    "he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
  • Buddhasmiracle
    Buddhasmiracle Posts: 925 Member
    What Knockers!
    from Young Frankenstein
  • Poetic_
    Poetic_ Posts: 269 Member
    "Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything."
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    "Drop you linen and start your grining"
  • ScotinSeattle
    ScotinSeattle Posts: 62 Member
    "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need......roads!" :D

    I'm a Back to the Future FREAK! hehehe
  • Peeeeeeeeeej
    Peeeeeeeeeej Posts: 16 Member
    GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!

    aliens ;D
  • maserati185
    maserati185 Posts: 263 Member
    "I don't WANT to SURVIVE!... I wanna LIVE!" (Captain on WALL-E) :)
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
    I'll believe ya when me *kitten* turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. ~Super Troopers
  • BandForAlyAnne
    BandForAlyAnne Posts: 321 Member
    lamp.

    anchorman
  • beantown12
    beantown12 Posts: 8
    Who brought the good news bear....someone get her some f^*king honey!! "she's out of my league
  • awidener86
    awidener86 Posts: 247 Member
    Cheetahs never prosper
  • MamaKeeks
    MamaKeeks Posts: 234
    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

    or

    "If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear? "

    or

    "Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your *kitten* out there and you find that f*cking dog!"

    Billy Madison
  • LilysMom28
    LilysMom28 Posts: 236 Member
    Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
    Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
    Ricky Bobby: Nice.
    Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
    Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.


    and


    Thats what we do, we fight. You tell me when i'm being an arrogant son of a *****, and i tell you when you are being a pain in the *kitten*. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings, you have like a 2 second rebound rate and then you're back to doing the next pain in the *kitten* thing. So it's not going to be easy. Its gonna be really hard. we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever.
  • MamaKeeks
    MamaKeeks Posts: 234
    And of course

    You fat pengiun!

    or

    Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
    Jake: SCMODS?
    Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System

    or

    So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherf*cker?

    or

    We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.

    all courtesy of the Blues Brothers!
  • MamaKeeks
    MamaKeeks Posts: 234
    But oh my god I almost forgot...

    Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
    Elaine : A hospital? What is it?
    Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.


    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines


    Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


    Elaine : You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
    Ted Striker: What is it?
    Elaine : It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

    and last but not least

    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
    Captain Oveur: What?
    Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
    Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
    Tower voice: Over.
    Captain Oveur: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over!
    Roger Murdock: What?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Who?

    AIRPLANE
  • victoria1957
    victoria1957 Posts: 44 Member
    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" Rhett Butler
    best movie quote for ALL times
  • r1ghtpath
    r1ghtpath Posts: 701 Member
    another fave :-)

    The Help-- You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
  • Cupcake596
    Cupcake596 Posts: 44
    Hi im Dory!
  • CharlieRock71
    CharlieRock71 Posts: 14 Member
    Hey, **** you Pac-Man! -- Colors

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