Your favorite/memorable Seinfeld quotes or episodes?

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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    "The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said.

    ‘I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.’



    Thank God she is at least looking after the health of her children. :frown: I hope they continue to want to stay healthy and don't follow in her footsteps.

    That was not supposed to be on this thread and why the heck can't I edit it?? What the heck MFP...glitches in the system!
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,420 Member
    "The boys do notice my diet and that I eat more each day,’ she said.

    ‘I tell them that everybody likes different things. If I'm making something fatty and they want something healthy, then I make us different meals.’

    Thank God she is at least looking after the health of her children. :frown: I hope they continue to want to stay healthy and don't follow in her footsteps.

    That was not supposed to be on this thread and why the heck can't I edit it?? What the heck MFP...glitches in the system!

    I didn't think so.... :)

    Nope, it's working like it's supposed to. By design, the 'Edit' button is only available for an hour after you post. That's to preserve the continuity of the thread. And in case someone has quoted you, people won't be confused because they haven't seen that particular text before.
  • Scorpiomom222
    Scorpiomom222 Posts: 1,462 Member
    Kramer making dinner (rinsing his lettuce?) while taking a shower to save time! LOL

    The Merv Griffin Show

    George, [at Monk's with Jerry]: "So she coughed."

    Jerry: "Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man."

    George: "Everything goes with naked."

    Jerry: "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion."

    George: "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?"

    Jerry: "But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad." :laugh:

    ETA: Had* to provide full quote.

    OMG! The Kramer shower episode was GREAT! Didn't he install a garbage disposal in his shower?

    I LOVED the naked episode! In the end, they see each other as weird looking and barbaric. HAHAHA :laugh: :laugh:
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
    ANY TIME George's parents are yelling at each other. OMG I love that! They (when in scenes together) may be my favorite characters on the show.

    Puddy: Why should I care, I'm not the one going to hell.

    "Today is the first day of the rest of my life." One second before the poor sucker gets run over by Newman in the ricksha.

    "Serenity Now!"
  • holly_v
    holly_v Posts: 292 Member
    "He took it out."

    "He took it out?"

    "He took. It out."

    LOL!!!!!!!! "He took...." (huffs on glasses) "....it out."
    "It."
    "It."
    "Out."
    "Out."
    "Got any more 'friends' you want to set me up with, Jerry?"
    Love this scene!!!

    i totally forgot about this one! hilarious
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Dolores!
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    LOL What about the episode where their condo installed low-flow shower heads and they weren't getting the "right" pressure and were all out of whack, so Kramer got a "black market" shower head that's used to bathe elephants at the zoo! It's so powerful that when he turns it on it blows him out of the shower!
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Can't spare a square.

    He wasn't sponge worthy.
  • fifibox
    fifibox Posts: 69
    oh mygos... every quote off every episode lol!!!
  • _Sally_
    _Sally_ Posts: 514 Member
    "It's a show about nothing."

    I loved the episode when George realizes that every decision he ever made and every instinct he ever had in life was wrong, so he decided to just "do the opposite" and finally landed a great job .... and when Elaine around the same time lost her job and everything was going badly for her and she realized she was turning into George.

    Tic Tacs for the sidler...
  • Brittany3914
    Brittany3914 Posts: 258 Member
    I haven't had a chance to read all the replies on this thread, so maybe it's already been laughed about.

    But my favorite episode (hands down) is the one where Kramer finds the old Merv Griffin set in the dumpster. He set up the entire stage in his apartment and pretended to host the show every time someone walked through the door.

    "Let's take a commercial break"
    (Kramer stuffs his face with chips and sips on a diet coke... while the "break time" elevator music plays on the tape player)

    "Okay! We're back!"
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    A series of levels

    This looks like milk to me...my rods and cones are messed up!
  • abvickrey
    abvickrey Posts: 76 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • tammy1020
    tammy1020 Posts: 2
    STELLA!!! lol
  • dadoffo
    dadoffo Posts: 379 Member
    "It's in the Vault"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • trmecham
    trmecham Posts: 53
    They're real and they're spectacular.
  • balder14
    balder14 Posts: 4 Member
    The best!!!!
  • gsh06160
    gsh06160 Posts: 12 Member
    i like the junior mint episode. :)
  • reaolliemama
    reaolliemama Posts: 483 Member
    THAT... was one magic loogie
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    Way too many to mention..

    My nightly routine is Seinfeld and The Office on DVR....never miss a night of re-runs
  • tcmay72
    tcmay72 Posts: 82 Member
    my fav! "Sponge Worthy" classic
  • I1ahunt
    I1ahunt Posts: 72
    "I am master of my own domain"

    I'mmmm OUT!
  • I1ahunt
    I1ahunt Posts: 72
    "Jimmy got new shoes...they help Jimmy jump hire."


    "Jimmy likes Elaine."
  • melgillis
    melgillis Posts: 76 Member
    The episode where Kramer is debating with Elaine and Jerry and George about briefs or boxers. He says something like - "my boys - they gotta have a nest"

    Also, "Tell Jerry, yes, they are real and they are spectacular"

    And, "you are sooo good looking"

    How fun! Thanks for posting this topic!
  • melgillis
    melgillis Posts: 76 Member
    Oh, yeah, I love the episode where Jerry is trying to sell the van and somehow, George's parents get ahold of it. They're in central park and say, "if you see this van rockin', don't come a'knockin' "

    OMGosh, and another one - the episode with Mel Torme and Kramer is wearing his white "jumping shoes" with the huge soles and he ends up being guest of honor with mel torme at a banquet benefiting "special people" because he's wearing the special shoes and just had dental work with novacaine (I think) and Mel Torme sings to him "when you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you"
  • TweedleDebo
    TweedleDebo Posts: 423 Member
    "It wasn't a pick, it was a scratch!"
  • netchik
    netchik Posts: 587 Member
    "this seat is saved!!!"

    from the seat saving incident episode. 10 years on my husband and I still refuse to save seats for each other (or at least joke about it) lol
  • chocs_away
    chocs_away Posts: 29 Member
    BUBBLE BOY!!!
  • Michele7091
    Michele7091 Posts: 256 Member
    My favorite was the episode that took place in the Chinese restaurant. They waited and waited and waited and finally when they leave…
    “Seinfeld – four”
    I L-O-V-E that show!!!!!
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