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Your favorite/memorable Seinfeld quotes or episodes?

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  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
    ANY TIME George's parents are yelling at each other. OMG I love that! They (when in scenes together) may be my favorite characters on the show.

    Puddy: Why should I care, I'm not the one going to hell.

    "Today is the first day of the rest of my life." One second before the poor sucker gets run over by Newman in the ricksha.

    "Serenity Now!"
  • holly_v
    holly_v Posts: 292 Member
    "He took it out."

    "He took it out?"

    "He took. It out."

    LOL!!!!!!!! "He took...." (huffs on glasses) "....it out."
    "It."
    "It."
    "Out."
    "Out."
    "Got any more 'friends' you want to set me up with, Jerry?"
    Love this scene!!!

    i totally forgot about this one! hilarious
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Dolores!
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    LOL What about the episode where their condo installed low-flow shower heads and they weren't getting the "right" pressure and were all out of whack, so Kramer got a "black market" shower head that's used to bathe elephants at the zoo! It's so powerful that when he turns it on it blows him out of the shower!
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    Can't spare a square.

    He wasn't sponge worthy.
  • fifibox
    fifibox Posts: 69
    oh mygos... every quote off every episode lol!!!
  • _Sally_
    _Sally_ Posts: 514 Member
    "It's a show about nothing."

    I loved the episode when George realizes that every decision he ever made and every instinct he ever had in life was wrong, so he decided to just "do the opposite" and finally landed a great job .... and when Elaine around the same time lost her job and everything was going badly for her and she realized she was turning into George.

    Tic Tacs for the sidler...
  • Brittany3914
    Brittany3914 Posts: 258 Member
    I haven't had a chance to read all the replies on this thread, so maybe it's already been laughed about.

    But my favorite episode (hands down) is the one where Kramer finds the old Merv Griffin set in the dumpster. He set up the entire stage in his apartment and pretended to host the show every time someone walked through the door.

    "Let's take a commercial break"
    (Kramer stuffs his face with chips and sips on a diet coke... while the "break time" elevator music plays on the tape player)

    "Okay! We're back!"
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    A series of levels

    This looks like milk to me...my rods and cones are messed up!
  • abvickrey
    abvickrey Posts: 76 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • tammy1020
    tammy1020 Posts: 2
    STELLA!!! lol
  • dadoffo
    dadoffo Posts: 379 Member
    "It's in the Vault"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • trmecham
    trmecham Posts: 53
    They're real and they're spectacular.
  • balder14
    balder14 Posts: 4 Member
    The best!!!!
  • gsh06160
    gsh06160 Posts: 12 Member
    i like the junior mint episode. :)
  • reaolliemama
    reaolliemama Posts: 483 Member
    THAT... was one magic loogie
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    Way too many to mention..

    My nightly routine is Seinfeld and The Office on DVR....never miss a night of re-runs
  • tcmay72
    tcmay72 Posts: 82 Member
    my fav! "Sponge Worthy" classic
  • I1ahunt
    I1ahunt Posts: 72
    "I am master of my own domain"

    I'mmmm OUT!

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