Ladies your prayers have been answered

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  • Meg177
    Meg177 Posts: 215 Member
    it baffles me that this kid actually thought this was a good idea! lol

    He made my morning:)) And he's got 8 pages and counting:tongue:
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    it baffles me that this kid actually thought this was a good idea! lol

    He made my morning:)) And he's got 8 pages and counting:tongue:

    And I laughed until I cried... great thread! Kid, hope you take it well :)
  • macw1_2000
    macw1_2000 Posts: 50 Member
    Aww, poor guy.... maybe this will help......You is kind. You is smart. You is important................

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GREAT reply!!! Like like like like!!
  • macw1_2000
    macw1_2000 Posts: 50 Member
    Thanks for the great responses to this guy's post everyone!! You all really made my day. I'll have a smile on my face that lasts through this evening. Have an awesome afternoon.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,055 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?
    I showed your pic to some of my gay male friends................................they want to meet you.


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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    what do you think?

    You believe that anyone on these boards actually has the ability to think for themselves? I admire your optimism!

    I don't want a date though...
  • stubbysticks
    stubbysticks Posts: 1,275 Member
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  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I'd say fishing for compliments is quite a turn off...

    So is just fishing. Thigh high rubber boots. All those shades of beige and brown. Perpetually damp crotchal regions...
  • slay0r
    slay0r Posts: 669 Member
    I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty as I am looking up at them........ And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?

    Thats a standard expectation, if not you're out! :p
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty as I am looking up at them........ And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?

    Thats a standard expectation, if not you're out! :p

    :laugh:
  • TexasGirl_Amie
    TexasGirl_Amie Posts: 215
    "I have been told I can lighten a room with my laughter, and make others feel better about themselves when I squeeze into my pajamas I wore in 4th grade. What do you think ladies? :P

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    Now THIS! I can get in to.

    Yes! So effin hott!!!! :drinker:
  • slay0r
    slay0r Posts: 669 Member
    I've been told that men pay a lot of money for that thing I do with my tongue and my eyes capture that perfect balance between innocent and naughty as I am looking up at them........ And I can make them *say* "oh God!" and "sweet Jesus".......... does that count?

    Thats a standard expectation, if not you're out! :p

    :laugh:

    This needs another one of those "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" Pictures..

    http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/You_c237a2_697882.jpg
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
    I'd say fishing for compliments is quite a turn off...

    So is just fishing. Thigh high rubber boots. All those shades of beige and brown. Perpetually damp crotchal regions...

    Awww........come on now!! I love going fishing and I only have damn crotchal regions when I have the right fishing partners! Wanna go fishing?
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    Sorry, I don't shop in the juniors department. :yawn:
  • TexasGirl_Amie
    TexasGirl_Amie Posts: 215
    Awwww......... bless your little heart!!!! Just...... bless it.

    You can't fool me. That's southern belle lingo for "F off, a-hole." :wink:

    You're starting to grow on me.

    ^This! lol
  • JSkinner72
    JSkinner72 Posts: 59
    Oh dear lord this thread has me crackin' up.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

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  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    Since when did MFPers have souls?
  • jcpmoore
    jcpmoore Posts: 796 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    I think I'd love to hear you try that out on a vampire. Nah, I'm just kidding. You're cute but you need better lighting. :wink:
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    Wow - nice responses.

    Granted, the guy didn't do himself any favors. And I get that we're all "entertained" watching everyone eviscerate the OP, but is it really necessary?

    The pack mentality on these boards is brutal. I hope the kid has a thick skin.

    Yeah! Y'all oughtta be ashamed of yourselves. Now I demand that each and every one of you post a 250 word post apologizing for your meanie-meanness, detailing what you have learned from this experience and pledging never ever ever again to be such meanie mcmeansters ever.

    Most of you probably won't do this since you are awful, terrible, cruel inhuman humans who delight in the callous brutalization of this tender sweet inmnocent who came to us with the best of intentions and is now assuredly weeping in a closet somewhere because you're all such meanies!

    Those of you who do will show that you are enlightened souls capable of true grace and love and I will serenade you on my lute later.

    For shame!!

    I haven't even posted a rude or cutting comment, but I will glady write a 250word post apologizing for everyone else if yuo will send me a video lute seranade. For real!
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    my boobs make men cry...

    Your boobs make ME cry.

    Oh really? How so?


    Tears of joy! They are AH-FREAKIN-MAZING!
    :laugh: thanks
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
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  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
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    :drinker:
  • BamaGirl_Tricia
    BamaGirl_Tricia Posts: 70 Member
    Sorry I'm prettier than you bud. You're kinda cute, but you just can't touch this, lol.
    Agreed
  • paigemarie93
    paigemarie93 Posts: 778 Member
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  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I've been told that my smile can light up a room, my eyes can warm your soul, what do you think?

    I think I'd love to hear you try that out on a vampire. Nah, I'm just kidding. You're cute but you need better lighting. :wink:

    It is because he isn't smiling........
  • StartingAnewDay
    StartingAnewDay Posts: 319 Member
    My panties are in the mail. (They're BIG)

    ^^^^^^^ LMAOOOOOOO!!!!

    If you have EVER read Janet Evanovich, this reminds me of the time LuLa threw her plus size thong in Tom Jones face, only to wrestle it back off of him once she found out he was a Tom Jones imposter (look alike)!! I Can't stop laughing!!!!
  • albarez22
    albarez22 Posts: 22
    :'(
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    :'(
    i still love ya
  • DAM_Fine
    DAM_Fine Posts: 1,227 Member
    :'(

    Awwww, bebe, it's okay. Just next time post as someone serious about changing things, not a hustler...
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