How to ask out my lady crush?

JDMPWR
JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
edited December 16 in Motivation and Support
Everyday on the way home from work I sit on the bus and read my favorite book by Richard Dawkins. Everyday I see this same girl and I think she is very attractive. I am a bit sheepish when it comes to women so I don't really know how to approach her but I yearn for her to see my collection of insects under glass.

I was wondering if I should just mail her a letter pieced together from letters out of a magazine or if I should send her a hand written love note? I am shooting for the former.

I am sure you guys are wondering how I know her address so I thought I would add that I follow her home pretty often, I don't think she has caught on yet, and sometimes at say 1-2 in the morning I will go out and sit on the park bench that directly faces her apartment and just stare aimlessly for hours on end till the sun comes up, Then when she leaves her building I will stroll to the bus stop as to catch my bus to the laboritorium. There I day dream about her as I slowly dissect cadavers for the day's medical classes.

Before we used to share glances and faint smiles, now she wont even look in my general direction though other then to give me a quick look, I can't tell if she is giving me "that look" or not.......

Can someone please tell me what to do as I feel our time might be fleeting and I don't want to lose my chance with her.
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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I think you should just sweetly ask her to sit on your lap next time you see her. Tell her you just want to talk about "whatever comes up."
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    I think you should just sweetly ask her to sit on your lap next time you see her. Tell her you just want to talk about "whatever comes up."

    Oh MB, I really do love you. :flowerforyou:
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    EAsy.........if its on MFP I think most of the creepers just PM the ladies
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    write it in blood. it means you care.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    I think you should just sweetly ask her to sit on your lap next time you see her. Tell her you just want to talk about "whatever comes up."

    I cant do that. She will crush my TI-84. I know it's the best calculator money can buy and I am sure it is tested but do you really think it can support 500+lbs of weight?
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    EAsy.........if its on MFP I think most of the creepers just PM the ladies and say " Hey want to see my penis?" LMAO

    Whats MFP?
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I say that you carve "I wanna see your body" into one of the cadavers and send her a twitpic of it. Oh c'mon, any good stalker at least has Twitter and Facebook info, if not a real phone number to send a picture message.
  • onmywaytoskinny155
    onmywaytoskinny155 Posts: 228 Member
    EAsy.........if its on MFP I think most of the creepers just PM the ladies and say " Hey want to see my penis?" LMAO

    Whats MFP?

    My Fitness Pal
  • acuratlsd
    acuratlsd Posts: 228
    Did you get the military grade version of the TI 84 to support the 500lbs.?
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Only do the cut-out letters if you've taken something she loves and wants back. Otherwise it's tacky.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    write it in blood. it means you care.

    Absolutely.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    I say that you carve "I wanna see your body" into one of the cadavers and send her a twitpic of it. Oh c'mon, any good stalker at least has Twitter and Facebook info, if not a real phone number to send a picture message.

    Wow now I know what to do with all the left over foreskin I been throwing away.
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    Build a love nest in your basement, cholorform her, and make her fall in love with you. NOTHING could go wrong.
  • lmalaschak
    lmalaschak Posts: 346 Member
    Hahahahahaha this is one of the funniest things I've read today. That Richard Dawkins line in the first paragraph just makes the whole thing a classic!!!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Be a man and ask her out.

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Send her a picture of your junk. Don't even ask if she wants to see it. Works every time.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    Only do the cut-out letters if you've taken something she loves and wants back. Otherwise it's tacky.

    does a hair doll count?
  • misti17
    misti17 Posts: 106
    Ummm..... Please tell me you are kidding??? No offense but REALLY!!!??? LOL.
  • shafferbrandy10
    shafferbrandy10 Posts: 59
    OMG LOL
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Only do the cut-out letters if you've taken something she loves and wants back. Otherwise it's tacky.

    does a hair doll count?

    It depends on if she knows the hair from her drain is missing.
  • Angie80281
    Angie80281 Posts: 444 Member
    [/quote]

    I cant do that. She will crush my TI-84. I know it's the best calculator money can buy and I am sure it is tested but do you really think it can support 500+lbs of weight?
    [/quote]

    You have a TI-84??? The nerd in me just fell in love with you.
  • mickipedia
    mickipedia Posts: 889 Member
    You don't need to ask.. Next time sit behind her and take a sample of her hair.

    Once you have done this fashion yourself a DIY voodoo doll and curse her until she comes to you :)

    Thats how I got my man =D
  • mikeschratz
    mikeschratz Posts: 253 Member
    I can't take credit for this one, but as was stated on the best line ever forum: Does this rag smell like chloroform? LMAO
  • wurgin
    wurgin Posts: 241 Member
    awesome - i see a screen play in the making!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    When she leaves for work break into her apartment. While inside rearrange the furniture nicely so she knows you were there and really care about her. Leave a dress on the bed and a note saying you'll be back for her tonight. I'm almost positive that will get her attention.
  • BlackRangerX
    BlackRangerX Posts: 133 Member
    chloroform and a rag will get you to second base. If correctly applied you may even score.. Good luck my friend.
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    Build a love nest in your basement, cholorform her, and make her fall in love with you. NOTHING could go wrong.

    Nothing says "I love you" like keeping her in a pit!
  • Pokermom10
    Pokermom10 Posts: 78 Member
    Hit her over the head with your club and drag her back to your cave, women love that stuff.


    ^^^^ This.

    LMAO
  • jcgrant43
    jcgrant43 Posts: 64
    Since you have access to cadavers....smuggle out a heart. Wrap it in brown paper. Casually drop it in her lap, look deep in her eyes and say, "My heart is forever yours." Its a little forward, but you'd be amazed at how well it works. The ladies do love a romantic.:smile:
  • CHERYBABY
    CHERYBABY Posts: 4
    Write her a poem or a letter saying how beautiful she is. Tell her if she isn't involve in a relationship would she allow you to take her out. If you she turns you down. The next day give her a flower and tell her thank you for giving me a second of your time and don't ever look her way again. Lol than that will make her look your way and she may want you if she has a heart.
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