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How do I avoid crabs?

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  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member

    Jeebuz loves you.

    locked in 3.....2.....1.....
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member

    Jeebuz loves you.

    locked in 3.....2.....1.....

    Mmmmmm, Jeebuz. Rhymes with Chivas.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    You can probably outrun them
  • jplucheck
    jplucheck Posts: 275 Member
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    LOL I just spit my coffee all over my computer, thatnks for the early morning monday laugh!!!!
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
    Crabs are everywhere. Just be super careful and also do a search under> my topics, settings, search. Lots of helpful information there =)
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
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    LOL I just spit my coffee all over my computer, thatnks for the early morning monday laugh!!!!


    note to user.. computers hate coffee..
  • AntShanny
    AntShanny Posts: 359 Member
    I'm from southern Maryland, we love our crabs...resistance is futile this time of year...
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    If you want a real challenge. Try to get hermit crabs. It's not like those guys will sleep with just anyone.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    If you want a real challenge. Try to get hermit crabs. It's not like those guys will sleep with just anyone.

    does the hermit have commitment issues? i mean taking your home with you everywhere.. how can anyone compete with that..
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • SheehyCFC
    SheehyCFC Posts: 529 Member
    does the hermit have commitment issues? i mean taking your home with you everywhere.. how can anyone compete with that..
    I think that's the opposite of commitment issues - stage 5 clinger right there. And a hell of a lot of baggage
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    does the hermit have commitment issues? i mean taking your home with you everywhere.. how can anyone compete with that..
    I think that's the opposite of commitment issues - stage 5 clinger right there. And a hell of a lot of baggage

    thats true i guess..
  • blueeyedcristi
    blueeyedcristi Posts: 304 Member
    I can't even see to finish reading this. I'm crying from laughing so hard! Thanks for the laughs
  • echoica
    echoica Posts: 339 Member
    Lol best thread ever!!
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  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Avoid the ocean and seafood restaurants.

    JM
  • darrell62
    darrell62 Posts: 40
    For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    For God's sake DO NOT throw tooth picks in the toilet.... the little b*stards will pole vault out at you !

    lol, almost spit my water out
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    Off yourself? No carbs would make me do this, at least.
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
    LMAO! I'll make sure i avoid crabs, or ahem, anybody that might have them
  • catbox_eddie
    catbox_eddie Posts: 13
    Stay away from my ex-girlfriend.
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
    Watch where the tacos you eat come from.
    LMAO!
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
    Bump, this thread is worth the read when I have more time!
  • JennedyJLD
    JennedyJLD Posts: 123 Member
    Avoid brothels and Red Lobster.

    HAH! Yes. Use protection; screen partners wisely...
  • TXBelle1174
    TXBelle1174 Posts: 615 Member
    LOL!!!!!!! I needed that.
  • ShellyMacchi
    ShellyMacchi Posts: 975 Member
    Hello MFP, I'm trying to tone my midsection, and I read on the forums that crabs are bad for bellyfat. My question is, what kind of foods should I eat to make sure my diet is low crab?

    Thanks MFP.

    low crab?
    stay off the beaches? *chuckling*
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    Stay away from my ex-girlfriend.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 999 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
    you tricked me, not to say I have any knowledge on the topic, hahaha......
  • LaviMc
    LaviMc Posts: 355 Member
    Ok... When I read your topic title, I was going to tell you to practice abstinence or use protection. I'm really immature. I'm sorry. :laugh:
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