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Andrewcpimpin
Andrewcpimpin Posts: 124 Member
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I like bad/inappropriate pick.up lines. So let's hear em. Either your favorite or the word one.you have heard.


Couple of my favorites. "Hey little mama let me put a baby off in you". Or "hey girl your so fine I'd suck a fart out of.your car seat".
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  • BodyPumpDaveInFL
    BodyPumpDaveInFL Posts: 30 Member
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    There was a twitter trending topic last night focused on Harry potter pick up lines.

    There were some classics in there.

    One of my favs was "do you play quiditch cause you look like a keeper"
  • GlitterGoldJem
    GlitterGoldJem Posts: 73 Member
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants. <-- I actually had a guy say that to me once with a straight face

    Aren't you tired? Cuz you've been running thru my mind.

    I didn't know your Dad was a theif ... he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    My name is Fred, yours better be Wilma cuz I'm about to make your bed rock.
  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
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    Haha I heard a funny one "Do you have any French in you" (or any other origin that you might have in you) and if the person replies "no" you say "Well do you want some?" Obviously have to be a guy for this one, still funny!
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Hey baby, I have a library card and am totally checking you out.

    If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till noon.

    Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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    Great legs, what time do they open?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • MissVCI
    MissVCI Posts: 277 Member
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    I never had a corny pick up line used on me but this exact conversation has happened multiple times:

    Tall Black Guy: Hey, can I holla at you?

    Me: (reluctantly) Sure...

    Tall Black Guy: What's your name?

    Me: Viola.

    Tall Black Guy: Can I have you're number?

    Mighty confident to ask for the digits after asking only two questions.
    Sometimes they have the common sense to ask if I have a boyfriend and for some reason I always tell the truth and say no.

    I need to learn to lie.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Great legs, what time do they open?

    That one always make me lol!

    How about: I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants
  • kiminita
    kiminita Posts: 150 Member
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    I heard this one the other day on campus. Wasn't actually a bad pickup line. I found it hilarious.

    Dude: Hey, hey girl..what's your GPA?
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
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    Iif you're going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the F$#K wants yah.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Wanna play war? We can go to my house, you lay down and I'll blow the F*K out of you. (I may or may not have actually used this one...)
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Great legs, what time do they open?

    That one always make me lol!

    How about: I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you.... I would have a dollar!
  • hikezilla
    hikezilla Posts: 174 Member
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    My my my, you look gooder'n a new set of snow tires.

    Why's a purty little philly like you wanna go and dye your roots black?

    Is it hot in here, or is it just you?


    Disclaimer - I have never used these...well not in the last 33 years...your mileage may vary.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    another classic favorite...
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    A guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt and looked at it, then said "Just what I thought, Made in Heaven"
  • beabelieve
    beabelieve Posts: 112
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    "I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?"
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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    Great legs, what time do they open?

    That one always make me lol!

    How about: I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants
    Using either one I imagine joining in the laughter with the woman, (from the floor), after she decked me!:tongue:
  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
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    A guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt and looked at it, then said "Just what I thought, Made in Heaven"

    Haha that's a good one! :)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    A guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt and looked at it, then said "Just what I thought, Made in Heaven"

    Haha that's a good one! :)

    LOL, it worked.. I let him buy me a drink :drinker:

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