bad pickup lines
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Was in W. Texas for work. "Cowboys" (usually all hat, no cattle) had a favorite line to ask for a dance....spoken in a deep, West Texas drawl....."Come 'eer you little heifer, you want to struggle some out there?"
Almost had a little laughter run down my leg I was laughing so hard.0 -
Is that shirt felt?
No?
Do you want it to be?0 -
I’ve told it before in another thread, but it’s still my favorite. (I might be a bit biased.)
In a college class the guy next to me mentioned that he was hungry. I had to take a paper up front so as I walked past him I ran my fingers through his hair and said, “I’ve got something you can eat.” It was so out of character for me that I wanted to run out of the classroom. But I played it off like it was no big deal. (I did take a little more time than necessary to hand the professor my paper.) :blushing:
*We’ve been together 20-years next week. :ohwell:0 -
One guy looked at my son and said, "Hey handsome! You must have gotten your Daddy's good looks, because your Mommy sure kept all of hers!"
I had another tell me he "wasn't used to seeing a beautiful girl so often unless she's making me breakfast," and gave me his number.
It's very flattering to tell a girl she's beautiful, but neither of these witty gentlemen got a shot (particularly since my son was present both times, and that's beyond inappropriate.)0 -
...and of course my #1 line:
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you wanna kiss me!0 -
Lets pretend your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Year, Can I vist you in between the holidays?0
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There was a twitter trending topic last night focused on Harry potter pick up lines.
There were some classics in there.
One of my favs was "do you play quiditch cause you look like a keeper"
....love this one!!
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I never had a corny pick up line used on me but this exact conversation has happened multiple times:
Tall Black Guy: Hey, can I holla at you?
Me: (reluctantly) Sure...
Tall Black Guy: What's your name?
Me: Viola.
Tall Black Guy: Can I have you're number?
Mighty confident to ask for the digits after asking only two questions.
Sometimes they have the common sense to ask if I have a boyfriend and for some reason I always tell the truth and say no.
I need to learn to lie.
Wondering what the color he was had to do with this story?? Perhaps guys of other ethnicities don't do this?? Ever... *blank look*0 -
Nice shoes, wanna f***
your shirt would look great crumbled up on my bedroom floor.
wana try a roofie?0 -
I bet you £5 (any amount), that I can make our noses touch without kissing you... (assuming they agree) plant a big smacker on lips and say - It was worth it!0
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"When did this guy get here?!" Pointing to the bulge in my... I mean... your pants.0
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I actually think I saw this one posted here in a funny pictures thread...
"You remind me of my big toe... 'cause I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
Bahahaha! I would definitely let that pickup line work on me!!!! Hilarious!0 -
I never had a corny pick up line used on me but this exact conversation has happened multiple times:
Tall Black Guy: Hey, can I holla at you?
Me: (reluctantly) Sure...
Tall Black Guy: What's your name?
Me: Viola.
Tall Black Guy: Can I have you're number?
Mighty confident to ask for the digits after asking only two questions.
Sometimes they have the common sense to ask if I have a boyfriend and for some reason I always tell the truth and say no.
I need to learn to lie.
Wondering what the color he was had to do with this story?? Perhaps guys of other ethnicities don't do this?? Ever... *blank look*
I guess I should have put a disclaimer that it happens to only black men who have said that to me. (I guess the black men appreciate my curves more than the other ethnicities) wasn't trying to be racist or provoke any of the drama that goes on here.0 -
Your on mfp? Whats your phone number?0
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If I told you that you had a bangin' body would you hold it against me?0
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'Whatever you are doing on your diet must be working, because you are loking amazing' from someone that requested to be my friend here on MFP this morning. LOL. Really?!0
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that shirt is very becoming on you, and If I were on you I'd be coming too (haha misspelled purposely)
what has 187 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after \m/0 -
I want to ravage you with the forces of 1000 recurring Gods.0
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I forgot about this one.......this goes way back to my highschool years.....
"Excuse me, but can I smell your pu***?"
"NO!"
"then it must be your feet"0 -
There was a twitter trending topic last night focused on Harry potter pick up lines.
There were some classics in there.
One of my favs was "do you play quiditch cause you look like a keeper"
This is awesome. I'd probably even give the guy a chance if he had the balls to actually use it haha0 -
How about "Hey sweet thing wanna come over to my place, my parents are out of town".0
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Your natural beauty radiates from across the room that I got a tan instantly from your heavenly glow. Do you by chance have some aloe vera or vitamin e?0
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Are you by chance an archaeologist?
Her: Nooo...why?
I have a huge bone for you to examine.0 -
A guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt and looked at it, then said "Just what I thought, Made in Heaven"
Awwww ... I like that one!0 -
Girl , if you were words on paper you'd be fine print
Ewww ... I like that one!0 -
I’ve told it before in another thread, but it’s still my favorite. (I might be a bit biased.)
In a college class the guy next to me mentioned that he was hungry. I had to take a paper up front so as I walked past him I ran my fingers through his hair and said, “I’ve got something you can eat.” It was so out of character for me that I wanted to run out of the classroom. But I played it off like it was no big deal. (I did take a little more time than necessary to hand the professor my paper.) :blushing:
*We’ve been together 20-years next week. :ohwell:
Awwwww ....0 -
is your peach as smooth as my head?0
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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you 0
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Wanna get a pizza and f%** ?
NO!
What ya don't.like pizza?0 -
How do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?0
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