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    • Posts: 3,988 Member
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      ANd I did give you my answer, so unless you have the flu with a 102 degree fever, at THIS VERY MOMENT, I am hotter than you. Also, Im in Latin AMerican right now and it is 96 degrees.

      You did. I acquiesced. I'm wondering what this third party is interjecting into the conversation.
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      Jealous of our obvious sparks.
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      Exactly. And completely unappreciative of how hilarious we are...
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      nowhere close
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      I think it's hilarious how seriously people are taking a stranger's answers on the internet. And if he is serious, he did warn about the hurt factor of his answers. It's chit chat, fun and games. So let's have some fun, people. :-)
      I spent $500 on a psychic to tell me I'm a horrible person and my ex will suffer for it
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      Now I know what is wrong with my Beagle! Thanks for the info!! LOL!:laugh:
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      nowhere close

      I was only talking about your left leg.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
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      I spent $500 on a psychic to tell me I'm a horrible person and my ex will suffer for it

      LOL and you could have just asked ThatDude for free...
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      I was only talking about your left leg.
      haha still not even close...
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      Now I know what is wrong with my Beagle! Thanks for the info!! LOL!:laugh:

      Becareful, as Beagle's are notoriously into Crank
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      What should I have for supper?
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      What should I have for supper?

      Lentil Soup
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      haha still not even close...

      Oh im close
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
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      I spent $500 on a psychic to tell me I'm a horrible person and my ex will suffer for it

      You do realize that if your story is true, you are the one who messed up your relationship. Chalk it up as a learning experience and let him move on. There must have been something wrong in the relationship to begin for you to consider this as acceptable behavior. I don't think you're horrible, you just need to learn to make less impulsive choices, and take some time to be single and unattached before you go looking for someone new. Good luck. And don't look for serious answers from someone who's joking around. :flowerforyou:
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      Who died and made you the truth??? Maybe I am the MFPeein truth. This whole thread might be a lie cloaked as the truth. LIES I TELL YOU
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      How many times did you take a picture of your self before picking that one?? Tehehe
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      Oh im close
      nope maybe when i'm done i'll weigh that...
    • Posts: 1,497 Member
      What am I about to do RIGHT now, and will I regret it?
    • Posts: 1,266 Member
      What am I about to do RIGHT now, and will I regret it?

      Friend request me
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      Who died and made you the truth??? Maybe I am the MFPeein truth. This whole thread might be a lie cloaked as the truth. LIES I TELL YOU

      Sadly, Iam_ThatOld_Dude died in 2009 and passed down his knoeldge to me.
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      Friend request me

      Damn you to Hades, you are a warlock. Second part?
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      How many times did you take a picture of your self before picking that one?? Tehehe


      3x, I have a crooked nose and im always paranoid how it looks in any picture, which is why my head is always tilted.

      Great observation.
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      Friend request me

      ROFL!!!!
    • Posts: 701 Member
      i have 5 kids, what is the gender division? and how many years between oldest and youngest?

      oh, and what are we having for dinner tonight??

      you have been very entertaining!!!
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      Damn you to Hades, you are a warlock. Second part?

      Yes, but its because of me, not because of you. I know its early in our relationship to use that line, but I like to be prepared.
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      You do realize that if your story is true, you are the one who messed up your relationship. Chalk it up as a learning experience and let him move on. There must have been something wrong in the relationship to begin for you to consider this as acceptable behavior. I don't think you're horrible, you just need to learn to make less impulsive choices, and take some time to be single and unattached before you go looking for someone new. Good luck. And don't look for serious answers from someone who's joking around. :flowerforyou:

      Yes Im a *kitten* and he's better off without me. We get it lady damn. Btw no one said it was acceptable. I WAS ****ING HUNGRY

      NO FOOD
      NO LIGHTS
      NOTHING
      IT WAS EITHER MAKE SOME MONEY OR BEG THE PEOPLE AT MCDONALD'S FOR SOME DAMN FRENCH FRIES

      I'm not justifying anything. I'm not saying it was a good ****ing choice. But it was my ONLY choice. Sitting around waiting for money won't get ANYONE fed.
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      How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?
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      i have 5 kids, what is the gender division? and how many years between oldest and youngest?

      oh, and what are we having for dinner tonight??

      you have been very entertaining!!!

      4 boys and 1 girl.

      Age difference between oldest and youngest is 17 years.

      We wont be having dinner together as I am in Latin America right now, but I wish you the best.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      How's the fever?
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      How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

      Excellent question, most conventional wison says 3 times based on the commercial from the 1970s. Actually if you dipped into a hot sticky naturally made liquid it will take 19 licks, If just unwrapped and lick it will take 143 licks.
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      How's the fever?

      Not great, just popped 3 aleves, working for 3 more hours and then a client dinner. YIKES.
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
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      Yes Im a *kitten* and he's better off without me. We get it lady damn. Btw no one said it was acceptable. I WAS ****ING HUNGRY

      NO FOOD
      NO LIGHTS
      NOTHING
      IT WAS EITHER MAKE SOME MONEY OR BEG THE PEOPLE AT MCDONALD'S FOR SOME DAMN FRENCH FRIES

      I'm not justifying anything. I'm not saying it was a good ****ing choice. But it was my ONLY choice. Sitting around waiting for money won't get ANYONE fed.

      I never said you were a *kitten*, and I think you're better off without each other. If you really had nothing and used the money you got on a psychic... You need a budgeting counselor, not a psychic.
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