Really Funny Things To Do To Make People Uncomfortable!

The same friend at one point in time had a loud speaker hooked up to his car. (Like an intercom) As we drove around town we passed a man out walking. The man sneezed and my friend nicely said gazuntite over the loud speaker. That poor man looked so confused.

^omg. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i'm SO going to do this when i own my own ice cream truck!

I worked in an office where we were big time prankers.

If you have a co-worker you are friends with..sit next to them in a meeting.
Then draw a huge penis and casually (and discreetly) show it to them like it is relevant to the discussion.
I did this to my friend and he could not contain himself. He laughed so hard he had to leave the room.
YOU have to keep a straight face and look at the 'victim' like they are crazy.

Don't get anyone fired!

I've found the best way to make people uncofortable, aside from just speaking because my friends and I have an incredibly offensive sense of humor, is to compliment strangers while yelling really loud.

Drive by someone and yell, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TODAY!.

Generally they will flip you off until they realize what you said.

hahahaha That reminds me of I time I was walking down the street and these guys yelled from a car, "MY MOM HAS CANCER!!!". I was like, "Uhhhh..."

Drive by someone and yell, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TODAY!.

Generally they will flip you off until they realize what you said.

^^^^ I like this. Random acts of offensive kindness.

I did this in an elevator in DC.

I got on with a box and when it got to my floor I put the box right in the middle of the doorway and stared at the people on the elevator.

And then I walked off.

You have to be careful where you do this because, you may get arrested. lol.

A couple of girlfriends and I were at a bar a few years ago and we were getting hit on. After a while we would just randomly say, "NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" or "NO BANG BANG". I felt sorry for the guys as they would walk away with red faces but........:drinker:

That is just perverted. People don't need jerks like you. Life is tough enough.

Yes, I admit, it can be perverted...but the chiropractor's office just LOVES it when I do that!

Oddly enough, some people DO need jerks like me! It gives them something to complain about....

Life is tough - but it's tougher without a sense of humor....

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When you shake someone's hand, start massaging the inside of their palm with your fingers. haha So creepy...

Or the totally limp handshake. . ewwwwww.

If I have a cough my husband will turn to me and say: "Jesus. Haven't you gotten over your TB yet?" Mind you this is usually said on an airplane, in an airport. You know, places where they would haul me off and quarantine me. :O

Sunday morning.. Post an update on MFP saying: "Sound off! Who'se going to Church!". .

*crickets!*. .

Then scold all of your friends for being heathens. .

I have bipolar so I'm classed as "mad" and one of my friends has a wicked sense of humour so we tend to make jokes about me being mad and we get stared at a lot.

Also I tend to say to her how I know the perfect way to kill someone and bury them while looking at a certain person, this tends to freak them out... add a little whisper and my friend going "oooh so thats how" and a sympathetic look to the person i've been staring at. Works a treat x

MY sister was doing a degree in Forensics and one day we stood at the bus stop talking about planning a perfect murder. One of the things that came was that you would have to find a victim and one of the best places is at your normal bus stop. This poor guy must have heard us and decided to walk to the next bus stop.

Me, my husband, his best friend and his wife at the time all went to a restaurant together. We were sitting by our respective spouses all with rings on.

When the (poor) waiter came to take our order his friend touched my husbands hand and said "my lover and I would like to have the steak". I thought she was going to die.

And then he asked my husband what kind of salad he would like and he replied "I would like my salad tossed". I thought he was going to have a coronary.

But he increased his tip when he came over at the end and asked my husband if he was finished and when hubby said yeah he looked at him and said "that's nice" and walked away with a smile. We couldn't stop laughing!!!


When asked how he would like his steak he usually answered "cooked on the grill". He thinks he's funny.

Trigger Happy TV is a good source of pranks, I'm not sure if it's available in the US though, might just be in the UK.

For example: http://www.flickr.com/photos/damienandian/3754842103/

Me, my husband, his best friend and his wife at the time all went to a restaurant together. We were sitting by our respective spouses all with rings on.

When the (poor) waiter came to take our order his friend touched my husbands hand and said "my lover and I would like to have the steak". I thought she was going to die.

And then he asked my husband what kind of salad he would like and he replied "I would like my salad tossed". I thought he was going to have a coronary.

But he increased his tip when he came over at the end and asked my husband if he was finished and when hubby said yeah he looked at him and said "that's nice" and walked away with a smile. We couldn't stop laughing!!!


When asked how he would like his steak he usually answered "cooked on the grill". He thinks he's funny.

and this is why "saliva" should be counted into your food log after eating in restaurants where you have servers

Once while at my friends house with my boyfriend, we ate dinner with my friend and her grandma (who is french and has a remarkable and crude sense of humor), as we were walking out the door grandma tries to hand my boyfriend a kitten to take home and he was like "no way" and she said "what? you don't like a little pus*y?"....he couldn't decide whether to be mortified or laugh, it was hilarious, I love that old lady.